/fa/ - Fashion

>>14559757
what have you done

>>10561374
Oh boy, time to give some quality advice.

- Be psuedointellectual: See the injustice in the world and be able to understand some basic worldly concepts such as "the rich vs. the poor", "the world is in constant flux", or "we are ourselves but we are not ourselves" or some shit.
- Wear nice clothing, don't catch yourself lacking in the clothing department. Tumblr chicks are more superficial then they lead you onto be. They act as thought they are understanding, empathic, and worldly, but realistically they are 20-something, white women locked in their rooms because they value the idea of "introspection".
- Look like a fuccboi, have long hair, be a twee-androdrogynous (how ever the fuck you spell that shit) looking motherfucker.
- Act like "love" them, these girls think that they are misunderstood by the world, and that everyone else around them doesn't see the world as they see it. So basically all you have to do is be on the same page with them and tell them that they are "special" or are "empathic" or that they "truly get it". So essentially lie to them.
- Be into some artsy shit, doesnt matter if you suck at it. The wonderful thing about the year 2015 of our lord, means that you don't need any "true" art skill. You don't have to learn how hyperrealistic styles of drawing, just do some simple brush strokes and post about how you abstractly view you simple as fuck painting.
- Pander and say some social justice shit, Yadda yadda women are opressed yadda yadda yadda women are powerful yadda yadda yadda black and other minorities get the short end of the stick yadda yadda we are all beautiful and one.
- Dress like a homeless person, but hold you head highly. If there is anything that I've learned about fashion, is that if you keep your head high and act as though you are on the cutting edge, others will thiink that you are onto something as well.

Do this and go get yourself some feminist pussy son.

>>9770459
>Go to a fucking barber
>>9772429
>dont go to a fucking barber

>tfw your cop arrived on the weekend
>tfw its a size too big

>tfw see 2 qts on their own at a gig and didnt do anything

>washing your hair makes it feel nice

HOLY SHIT WHAT A REVELATION

>>6348547
Cheers and fuck

>>6323170
>>6323188
>>6323197
>mfw someone on MFA asked what model Converse these were

This is why I will never spend $1,000 to have these shoes.

>187cm
>65kg
>bestclothing
>lifting your mum with muh dik XDDD
>eat your dads shit XDDD

>>6287133
>>6287137

She used to think she's fashionable for having some thrifted stuff and her Zara + H&M outfits, it's amusing because she has a decent ammount of cash, she could get away with having a half designer wardrobe, but she doesn't wanna spend that much money on clothes she says, i always laugh at her because of that, atleast she's aware that she's a basic bitch now.