/fa/ - Fashion

>>8225394
No, not really. However, given your proportions, the jacket fits just right. Don't ever wear a jacket shorter than that. Your leather jacket looks really good by the way. Shall we post some leather jacket inspo?

>>8148785
>"Oh no! Somebody doesn't like something that I like! He is a retard! I can't reason for shit."

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But you might think, “Leather jackets are timeless! They can be pulled off! Post a fit, fuccboi!”

>>7994403

But you might think, “Leather jackets are timeless! They can be pulled off! Post a fit, fuccboi!”

>>7483074
It's funny how you guys just drew up an entire backstory for me.

One thing that I like about Perfecto style jackets is their edgy appeal. The style is so synonymous with the bad boys in American cinema. You don't see a goody two shoes with a Perfecto on, do you? No sir, you only see bad, bad, Leeroy Brown. The baddest man in the whole damn town. Badder than old King Kong, meaner than a junkyard dog.

>>7402599
Do you seriously think I would ever consider buying a leather jacket? I am offended. Congratulations, you've pissed me off. You are dead to me, you asshole.

But you might think, “Leather jackets are timeless! They can be pulled off! Post a fit, fuccboi!”

>>7357746
I bet you look like this. Screw you, I'm going to bed.

You can picture him slipping it on, looking in the mirror, and thinking to himself, “Nice”. What he failed to consider is that a leather jacket makes a statement. Despite the jacket’s fit or design, the statement is not a flattering one. Leather jackets are synonymous with the movie icons of the previous century. Images of the bad boys, James Dean and Marlon Brando come to mind. Younger men, trying to sex up their image, try to emulate these movie icons. Leather jackets have, essentially, been relegated to costume wear. No matter what kind of leather jacket you wear, someone will think, “Wow, he’s trying to pull off the Marlon Brando look.” What does this mean? It means that you cannot be taken seriously when wearing a leather jacket.

Look at this guy. He looks so hurt and broken, but deep down inside he is hardcore. I know that this guy is hardcore because he is wearing a leather jacket. Wear a leather jacket if you want to look hardcore.

I think we can all agree that leather jackets look like shit now. Okay? Okay.

I'm taking a nap now.

A leather jacket isn’t a garment, it’s a mistake. A goofy looking mistake.

>>7117246
What!? You don't like leather jackets? I like leather jackets. I wish I looked as cool as this cat. This guy looks like a cool customer. He's so cool, in fact, that he gives other people the chills. Be careful not to get freezer burnt when chilling with this cool customer.

And all that coolness comes from the leather jacket that he is wearing.

Somebody, somewhere thought that this was a good look. God, what a doofus.