/fa/ - Fashion

You do not need anything more than this. Let me repeat, you DO NOT need anything more than this. $15 at walmart and so many of you retards are shelling out thousands of dollars amassing a collection of shiny hunks of metal that will more than likely just sit and collect dust in your sock drawers because you're either 'too afraid' to wear them or you're too busy rotating between a dozen of your other watches because you 'don't want to neglect them' or you 'need to flaunt my perceived wealth and sense of fashion' to your peers. Oh how pathetic a life you hollow, feckless consumers lead. It doesn't have to be this way, /fa/. Join us enlightened Casio chads. Eventually you'll realize that less is truly more and that the social or personal validation you so desperately seek is trivial and unfounded. I implore you all to sell your 'precious timepieces' and run to your local walmart to pick up one of these bad boys. Trust me, your life will change for the better. No more servicing; No more anxiety about damaging or scratching your watch; No more worrying about whether or not Becky noticed you were wearing a brand new, top of the line watch on your wrist yesterday; No more letting your watches sit in your drawers to collect dust; Most importantly, no more wasted time or money spent searching for another watch. So... what do you say, /fa/? Care to take me up on my offer? I promise you that this will be one of the best decisions you ever make. Once you go Casio, you never go backio.