/fa/ - Fashion

>>8684002

> tfw friends pressuring me to get an xbox one and play with them
> $400 plus $60 games
> still not bored of my $6 used copy of Modern Warfare 3

If you stop eating and reduce daily caloric intake below 2000 doesn't your metabolism start to slow down meaning you'll lose less weight?

>at the store buying a birthday present for my m8
>thot cashier is acting flirty as I'm paying
>I ignore her advances and do my best driver imitation
>she writes her number on the receipt
>now I'm conflicted as to whether I should put the receipt in with the gift so he can return it if he wants

Whenever I see people with their gauges out and their ear anuses flapping in the wind, I want to just go and cut their whole earlobe off with a pair of meat scissors. Not in an edgy hateful way, more like how you have to clip a ragged toenail or get a piece of lettuce from between your teeth before you can fully relax.

>>7871438

he's a pretty broken man. I actually felt really bad for him the whole movie.

>>7857911
>she doesn't know though

>autoplaying music

pls

>there are ppl on /fa/ who actually dress in gothninja

this is the biggest conglomeration of autists on the internet jesus christ

>halfheatedly chatting to a grill
>not really paying attention to her because I'm in the middle of reading
>make a joke about us having a rap battle for no particular reason
>say something about us high fiving at the end
>she says "or we could hug, if you wanted"
>I awkwardly brush it off and pretend it didn't happen

>>7460490
>i would sooner suck a well groomed homosexual man off to completion (nickelson wooster) than hug a woman fully clothed at a night club

sieg is not of this world

>>7224748
>having a superiority complex when you work in retail

>grill refers to you by your name
>you have no idea who she is and have to use pronouns while talking to her

>there are people who actually think this isn't all an elaborate ruse

>>6967598
>tfw 21 and fucked 0

>there are criminals on /fa/ right now

>not starving yourself

>6'0, 165 pounds
>buying women's leggings

People will think ur a trap bro.