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>>15889298
Ah, I will tell you all about the oranges.

You place the oranges into a sock and beat a bitch with it. The reason for it is because oranges have the perfect firmness. They aren't too soft but not too firm, they are available cheaply year round and have a long shelf life in the fridge so convenient for storage. The soft matter inside the sock will absorb the impact of the blow. It still hurts, you need it to hurt, but because of the impact being absorbed by the oranges in the sock you are far less likely to break surface level blood vessels thus leaving no evidence of a beating but all the benefits of one.

This is chapter one in my book, "Being an abusive husband for dummies". Also see my advice in the next chapter of my book "Fat wives; How to never have one by manipulating her into having an eating disorder!" And, "Unassisted child labor; The ultimate trauma bonding experience?"

If you need any more advice on abusive relationships feel free to drop by and make a thread. I guarantee I will be in it. It is my specialty.