/fa/ - Fashion

>Be 5'8" manlet
>Have to leave house for once since my clothes don't fit anymore
>Apparently I shrinked
>Go to the city
>HOLY SHIT, WHEN DID PEOPLE GET SO HUGE?
>People tower at least 2 heads over me
>Gather my courage and dive into the stream of humans
>Suddenly darkness
>The people around me block out the sun
>I get pushed around like the fat kid on the school yard
>Hard to breath
>Get dizzy
>Realize the people around me suck up the oxygen before it gets to me, only letting their used CO2 drop to the floor to smite the tiny plebians
>Start to panic and struggle through the masses
>Suddenly a ray of light
>Freedom at last!
>I lean on a wall, panting as I fill my lungs with fresh air
>Suddenly a loud noise
>The wall begins to move
>tfw it's just another tall guy

Never again.