/fa/ - Fashion

>>14362255
This

>Going to bed
>Trying to find your wallet so it's ready before work
>Realize you left it on the bed desk
>Step too far forward on one of the stairs on the way up
>You catch your foot on the next stair and it fractures your ankle and you slam your nuts
>You need your phone to uber to the hospital, but it's at the stairs top on the desk too
>Hobble on your knees to the top
>Realize you've got no handrail to go back down with
>Try to hop down slowly
>Fail and roll forwards down stairs
>Break face and teeth too
>Call hospital for an ambulance
>Your medical bills are high and your insurance says you accepted the risk by building such a shit house
>They foreclose the place and replace it with a Wendy's

L-living the dream though, right anon?