/fa/ - Fashion

ITT: Dreams about fashion

>> Last night
>> Dreaming about having ordered some shoes
>> The latest Nike release
>> It gets shipped by mistake to my brother
>> "H-hey anon, I just got a pair of shoes in the mail. I think they might be yours"
>> Go to his place
>> Open the box.
>> wtfisthis.jpg
>> The label says "Nike Lunar Nacho"
>> "What is this bullshit, this is not what I ordered"
>> It is a silvergrey monstrosity with glittery spots and a sole that looks like a snowhare being run down on the highway.
>> Rage.
>> Suddenly, we're in Tokyo.
>> The entire city looks as if it was the setting for a 90's anime series. It's nighttime.
>> There's a Nike Store shaped like the Pentagon
>> Burst open the door
>> Arms wildly swinging
>> The employees are all latinamerican crackwhores in their late thirties.
>> The cries of the crackwhores' starving children is interrupting the hip housemusic.
>> Start swearing at everyone.
>> Tokyo police comes and escorts me out.
>> "And you really ought to get some taste. The Lunar Nacho is a piece of art"
>> Wake up.