/fa/ - Fashion

Be me today.
Went to the local high end department store because fuck it why not look at some wackpack favourites. Tried to most popular shit Sycamore, Boy, Coromandel, Cuir. The sales associate approaches. Oh fuck not again I dont want to hear shit about how the exclusives have more "natural oil" or some shit about how the benzoin is hand picked on the amalfi coast. The woman actually surprised me because she at least knew some perfumers names and a few niche brands. Eventually she smells something on me and just pulls my hand up to her face and just rubs her fucking nose and upper lip into it. Exhales a big hooooooooh and asks me about jicky. Goes to my neck and does the same thing. I tell her I didnt spray anything there she says I smell good anyway. I look down her back and her ass is fucking stacked. Rains some samples on me.

Anyone else a wackchad? Still dont like Cuir de Russie btw.