/fa/ - Fashion

Hey guys new to watches, need a good daily watch for my new job. Preferably robust movement and classic, good design? Budget is about $200-400. I have a Timex but want something fancier :)

>Casio has great offerings
>Casio? Quartz shitter. Get a Seiko 5, can't go wrong with that
>Seiko 5? Jap shitter. Get a Hamilton or Tissot, you'll thank me later
>Hamilton? Tissot? Lmao babies first Swiss shitter. Get a good German brand like Mühle Glasshütte or Stowa
>Mühle? Stowa? Get some real quality pieces like Omega or Tudor and you won't embarrass yourself in front of your new boss
>Tudor? Poorfag cope. Get the watch you really want - a Rolex Sub
>Rolex? Watches for nouveau riche white trash. Your new boss will literally laugh at you unless you show up with a sophisticated. Cant go wrong with an A. Lange und Söhne.