/fa/ - Fashion

Disgustingly obese 180lb. 6'1" male here. Just wondering if any knowledgable anons here can give me the lowdown on "healthy" laxative abuse? I would be enormously grateful:) My goal is to be sitting here this time next year looking back on 2017, and wishing that I can honestly appraise myself in the mirror and say, "Well, another productive year! I shat away 40 lbs. of excess blubber, and I feel great!". Please anons, help me reach my goal. I can't bear another year of waddling around like a pudgy sack of animated meat; I'm determined to look my best