/fa/ - Fashion

>be me
>be fat
>find /fa/
>can't be /fa/t (regardless of how hard you try)
>decide to lose weight
>bowl of fruit for breakfast
>skip lunch and use uni meal swipe for a venti dark roast at Starbucks with a shot of espresso
>just get salad for dinner
>every time I get hungry between meals I just smoke a cig and drink a coffee

>mfw coffee and cigarettes worked, and I'm down almost 50 lbs over my first two semesters at school

Get home and everyone is amazed you lost so much weight and dress better, thanks /fa/, I had a very enjoyable Memorial Day. ;)