/fa/ - Fashion

>>13585905

>>9092852
i feel this so much,

>I was only 19 years old
>I loved Rick so much, I had all the geobaskets and unstable cotton garments
>I pray to Rick every night before bed, thanking him for the designs I've been given
>"Rick is love" I say; "Rick is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Rick
>I called him a fedora-wearing Nick Wooster wannabe
>He says it's a trilby, slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Rick
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "This is my night club"
>He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Rick
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Rick
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Rick
>He's eating a sandwich he just took out of his pocket as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Rick looks him straight in the eyes and says "Working out is modern couture."
>Rick leaves through my window "to prevent any electronic infeterrence"
>Rick is love. Rick is life.

>>8239806
>I like your jacket
>Y-you, too.

>she isn't wearing a jacket

>>8186671
>can't grow any decent facial hair
me too

also:
average, plain-looking face
no ass
some stubborn fat/loose skin around my belly from when i was a fattie

>tfw telling people I'm 5'10"
>actually 5'10.75"
>tfw don't want to sound even shorter by tacking on a fraction

forever king of the manlets =(

>>7007722
are you me

>you will never have a /fa/ funeral

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNK2mKT8n9o#t=555

>be 22
>that guy that never talks in class in high school
>in grad school
>midterms
>stay up all night studying in cafe
>5 cups of coffee a day
>qt cashier at cafe
>she smiles at me a lot but feel it is just because I am a customer and not her overwhelming urge to feel my husband's buldge
>walking to dorm from class when I see her
>wearing full Rick with my hair in my face
>quickly look down
>I can smell the scent of her perfume as she approaches me
>soon her rick dunks come into sight
>"hey anon"
>you going for coffee aren't you
>y-yes
>I make the best coffee, even better than that cafe stuff
>come over to my dorm I will make you some, you have to try it
>o..okay
>feeling /fa/ as fuck walking around with her
>everyone mirin our Rick fits
>walk into her dorm
>minimalist and monochrome furniture reminisent of our fashion sense
>falling in love
>"how do you want the coffee anon?"
>b-black please
>drink her coffee
>it is amazingly bittersweet like I imagined the taste of her womb would introduce to my tongue
>she sits next to me
>"give me a taste anon"
>o-okay
>"not of the coffee, hehe"
>starts to caress my neck with her tongue
>I imagine the texture of her Rick skirt rubbing on my genitalia
>soon after my fantasies come to fruition
>I am immediately aroused
>overwhelming emotions take hold of us
>from inside islands formed like kidney stones that would find their way into her womb so that the pain from my loneliness would be felt among us in a passionate act of lust
>she would not have it
>she offers her anus
>I take it
>I transcend into a dimension where there is no weight nor thought
>I trust she is there with me
>all there is here is bliss
>I wake the next morning
>she is beside me
>she glows like the moon
>her eyes reminiscent of that place we traveled
>"You have a great dick anon"
>y-you too
>no words in our lexicon could conjure into sound what should had been said next
>this saddened me deeply
>she knew it as well
>we both parted

>be 22
>that guy that never talks in class in high school
>in grad school
>midterms
>stay up all night studying in cafe
>5 cups of coffee a day
>qt cashier at cafe
>she smiles at me a lot but feel it is just because I am a customer and not her overwhelming urge to feel my husband's buldge
>walking to dorm from class when I see her
>wearing full Rick with my hair in my face
>quickly look down
>I can smell the scent of her perfume as she approaches me
>soon her rick dunks come into sight
>"hey anon"
>you going for coffee aren't you
>y-yes
>I make the best coffee, even better than that cafe stuff
>come over to my dorm I will make you some, you have to try it
>o..okay
>feeling /fa/ as fuck walking around with her
>everyone mirin our Rick fits
>walk into her dorm
>minimalist and monochrome furniture ministrant of our fashion sense
>falling in love
>"how do you want the coffee anon?"
>b-black please
>drink her coffee
>it is amazingly bittersweet like I imagined the taste of her womb would introduce to my tongue
>she sits next to me
>"give me a taste anon"
>o-okay
>"not of the coffee, hehe"
>starts to caress my neck with her tongue
>I imagine the texture of her Rick skirt rubbing on my genitalia
>soon after my fantasies come to fruition
>I am immediately aroused
>overwhelming emotions take hold of us
>from inside islands formed like kidney stones that would find their way into her womb so that the pain from my loneliness would be felt among us in a passionate act of lust
>she would not have it
>she offers her anus
>I take it
>I transcend into a dimension where there is no weight nor thought
>I trust she is there with me
>all there is here is bliss
>I wake the next morning
>she is beside me
>she glows like the moon
>her eyes reminiscent of that place we traveled
>"You have a great dick anon"
>y-you too
>no words in our lexicon could conjure into sound what should had been said next
>this saddened me deeply
>she knew it as well
>we both parted
>walk back to dorn
>
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>>6539433

>>6221144

>Age
22
>Gender
Male
>Height
5'7
>Weight
120lbs
>Sexual Orientation (Straight, Gay, Bisexual, etc)
Straight
>Style(s) (Preppy, Streetwear, Goofninja, etc)
Sweater, jeans, white chucks. I'm an ugly, acne-ridden skinny faggot. I'd look silly putting a lot of effort into my style. Hopefully in the future I can start dressing full #menswear
>Favorite Model
Don't have one
>Favorite Designer/Brand
Country Road, Barbour
>Favorite piece of clothing in wardrobe
Hurley (lel) jeans. Fits good man
>How often you visit /fa/ (often, sometimes, rarely)
Daily