/fa/ - Fashion

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>Checking out the newly opened Uniqlo in Melbourne
>All basic bitch shit but the proletariat are eating it up
>A shadow crosses my path
>Look up and some kind of goof lanklet is blocking the fluorescent glow of the hanging lights
>Dressed head to toe in faded black clothes that have been washed too many times
>On his feet are luminescent Stan Smiths, the green garish beyond below, clashing with everything in a 10mile radius
>"T-they look even more hideous in real life" I unconsciously stammer
>Next to the lanklet his, what I assume to be buttboy, Chinese heritage looking fellow turns at the sound of my disgust
>Give him the secret wink to let him know I too visit /effay/ and walk out of there

I know those fuccbois are lurking here. Own up to your hideous shoes.

Who is the most effay musician and why is it Bowie?