/fa/ - Fashion

>>7844183
>be me looking for some shorts
>go in an UO nearby
>look around the store for about 30 min
>find 2 pairs
>fitting room time
>prior to the shopping i had drank a ton of liquids
>have been squirming around for a while needing to pee
>close the door and shuck pants
>try the first pair of jeans on
>oh shit nigga muh prostate
>take them off real fast and sit down on the bench for a minute to contain myself
>okletsdothis.png
>quickly throw on the shorts
>start to zip them up
>way too tight, squeezes my bladder
>the stank urine flows onto the loin cloth
>oh my god
>feel relived as fuck tho
>take them bad bois off and get my clothes back on
>walk of the room telling the worker ill hold onto them for a little while or some shit
>find a the messy sale rack and throw them under a bunch of fallen clothes
>walk briefly out of the store and to my car

urban outfitters no even once.

>>6906559

>>6883359

>>6850965
brb suicide

>>6794859