/fa/ - Fashion

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Did somebody mention spicy senoritas?

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>>14454437
With Mvmt watches you can be SEX all day of the week baby! Get them spicy señoritas!

>>14453363
With Mvmt watches, you can be fashionable every day of your life baby

GENTLEMEN. There are two kinds of dudes in this world; BORING nerds who just sit around and look at porn, and SEXY STYLISH NINJAS who make all the spicy senoritas go LO-COOOO! Today I'm going over FIVE TIPS to make sure YOU fall into the latter category.

Number one: Chelsea boots.
A good pair of boots is, in my opinion, the NUMBER ONE way to up your style game and take your outfit to the next level.
Your footwear is always the first thing women notice, so do yourself a favor and pick up a pair of suede chelseas. They're SLEEK, they're SEXY, and you can combine them with all kinds of outfits.

Number two: A cool watch.
A wristwatch is one of the few pieces of jewelry a man can wear, and it makes you seem more responsible. Say hi to this little number from today's video sponsor: VINCERO. Look at this; a high-grade quartz chronograph with THIRTY METERS of water resistance and interchangeable straps. And best of all, it's AFFORDABLE LUXURY, so you're getting a great product without breaking the bank.

Number three: A BADASS leather jacket.
Nothing says "bad boy" like a black leather jacket. It builds up your shoulders, it makes your waist seem slimmer, and it conjures up images of old-timey fighter pilots. If you're one of those DORKS who doesn't have leather jacket already, WHAT are you doing?

Number four: slim fit. Slim Fit. SLIM FIT!
Nobody likes big baggy clothing. It's a dated look that screams "I don't know what I'm doing". So skip the loose fit and go SLIM to show off your shapely sexy stylish body. Remember gentlemen, unless it's skintight, it's way too big and you need to pick a smaller size.

Number five: Subscribe to the AlphaM YouTube channel.
WHOOAAAATT? You knew this was coming. It should have been number one, but I decided to spice things up a bit. One of the keys to being SUPER STYLISH is staying up to date with the latest information, so SMASH that subscribe button down there and you'll never miss a new video.

I just watched a couple videos of that Alpha M guy, to see if it was as cringe as /fa/ says and to have a good laugh.

Instead, I ended up very sad. He seems the type of person that is actually very depressed and broken deep down. And he feels like he is a genuinely good guy. He gave me those waves. I want to comfort him and ease his inner pain.

It's so sad bros.

A short friend of mine has started watching his videos religiously and told me being alpha is the key to success with woman, he's bought a leather jacket and is getting ear piercings. How do I save him