/fa/ - Fashion

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my Industrial Design and Furniture Design class, and have designed over 40 collections under my name, not to mention my work for Jil Sander and Dior. I am a trained culture vulture and have over 300 'inspired' ideas. You are nothing to me but just another fuccboi with an average level of disposable income. I will wipe you the fuck out with shitty over-hyped collaborations with adidas that your wallet will find irresistible, mark my fucking words. I have over 87 unique colorway suggestions generated by Microsoft PowerPoint for my ozweegos untill the day that I die. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of designers and influential social media contacts across the globe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the perma ban, faggot. I will wipe your pathetic smile of your face and ruin that thing you call life, or should I say /fa/? You’re fucking dead, kid. I can design anything, anytime, and make it sell. I can sell the same idea to you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s without watching Joy Division videos on youtube. Not only am I extensively trained in turning culture into cash, but I have access to an entire arsenal of archives and I will use it to its full extent to put your bank account into overdraft, you little shit. Why do you think the Peter Saville parka's keep appearing on Grailed, you ignorant scum? If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.