/fa/ - Fashion

>>10309084
right, and then we see your lardass sunburnt family from a third world flyover state come down for vacation every year. fucking disgusting to see the chubby white mom from wisconsin cheating on her husband with a pack of negroes and colombians. i hope the heat keeps you gringos out, we know you're allergic to sunlight.

>>10309090
>>10309084
Miami has everything you wish your place had.
>sunlight and summer weather all year round, no snow and winter for depressed antisocial faggots (but it fits you)
>exclusive alpha culture dance clubs over pretentious divebars with marxist faggots
>muh freedoms without Jew York and Commiefornia gun laws
>GOAT music festivals, street art, youth culture, and Spring Break lifestyle all year round
>foreign women with ass and tits instead of malnourished white american dykes and mexican fat fucks
>an actual fucking beach with an ocean to swim in instead of a white trash pier with garbage (you think
>fresh caribbean seafood instead of Ching Chong's 24 hr sushi night stand (now with extra e. coli!)
>All the major fashion and avant garde stores are in south beach
>Tricky Ricky has been in Miami for years, and now L.A. being the unoriginal fucks they are have to open one now (pathetic tbh)
>the art scene alongside is much more authentic than the outdated and commercialized state of Hollywood
>not being landlocked in a flyover shithole with nothing but autistic hicks

Honestly, Texas is the only one that offers competition. But you can't get any more pleb than being a faggot who loves New York or L.A. because of what you see in movies. I can tell OP is that type of kid who goes to Times Square and thinks he's seen NYC.