/fa/ - Fashion

>obtain niche fragrance
>not carried by sephora or pleb stores, have to order it from an obscure european country via bitcoin
>it arrives, hand signed by the maker
>pop off cap
>spray once on chest and once on back of neck
>smells like truck tires, beef jerky, BBQ sauce, aluminum, roadkill, and bourbon
>back of my neck feels hot
>go in bathroom and look in mirror
>the skin where I sprayed it is literally turning red like I got stung by a jellyfish
>have to wait for 45 minutes before going outside so that the "burn off" phase can complete and I can force others to enjoy the "dry down"

This is so much better than being one of those creed plebs, fucking faggot casuals think that allergens and smelling good actually count for something

Why do ignorant losers keep falling for popular stuff?