/fa/ - Fashion

>>7974953
I know I have a good point. In fact, I am pro at it.
Yesterday I made the fatal mistake of agreeing to a dam lunch date with a girl (lame man move) and she asked me, "what do I want to be?" like, what am I working towards career wise? Don't ask a 4chan trip about his career ambitions, because obviously they don't exist. Naturally, I gave a cool funny answer and said "I want to be a life coach" but she laughed at me and said "you'd be a terrible life coach."
WOW.

So I'm pissed off, feeling like an idiot for eating lunch with this bitch when I could easily just be posting on the chan like a real cool man, and we open up our fortune cookies (yes, we ate Chinese food).
Being a gentleman, I tell her to open hers first. Not only was her cookie broken but there was also no fortune inside. I started laughing. Revenge is fucking sweet.
"What's your fortune" she asked me, though I knew she didn't care.

I sat back cooly, feeling smug when I read what you see in the pic.

>Originally posted 03/20/14, by Cool Man Luke