/fa/ - Fashion

>drop into my local tudor authorised dealer
>the manager immediately recognises me and is happy to see me
>asks me if I want to stop for coffee and a chat because he's dying to hear what such a unique individual has been doing with his time since he last saw him
>tell him I'm sorry but I'm in a rush and have to pick up a watch and run
>he asks what I'm looking for
>tell him I'm looking for a fucking shitter
>he asks what calibre of dogshit I'm looking for
>"well, I want it to have a totally flat non-sapphire crystal, a movement that doesn't hack or hand wind..."
>he starts laughing
>"...the date function should change over the course of five hours rather than instantly..."
>he starts absolutely losing it
>"...also the day function should show the wrong language for at least two hours every day, the watch should have no real water resistance to speak of..."
>at this point he's crawling around on his knees struggling to breathe due to the intense state of laughter
>"...and finally the dial should be canted five degrees to the right due to poor QC and the hands should be painted black to hide the poor finishing"
>at this point he's splayed out on the floor unconscious, but one of his hands is pointed towards the dollar store across the street
>I walk inside and ask for a seiko

These watches really are terrible, not just terrible for the price, but fucking terrible.

Why do you retards recommend them?