/fa/ - Fashion

>have lunch at a restaurant
>waiter spills soda on my month old raws
>sit still 10seconds thinking did this really happen
>mfw

At least I got a free lunch

>tfw gay
>tfw all i want is to be straight but like dicks too much

Is being effay equivalent to being actually fashionable?
If not why do we all want to be effay?
What does it take to be effay? Is being effay all about wearing black gothic bedsheets?
What does it mean to be effay?

>tfw can't maintain HY because hair grows too fast and sticks out really badly
>tfw hair type is so shitty i never had a good hairstyle (light brown/dark blonde, straight as fuck)
>tfw my hair is gonna start falling out soon as it did on my father and grandfather and his father etc.
>tfw shitty facial aesthetics - no cheekbones, no visible jaw, big huge nose, shapeless lips
>tfw 5'11 manlet
>tfw huge fucking thighs and calves genetically
>tfw cant grow a beard to hide my ugliness
>tfw will never be effay
i-is s-suicide the only option /fa/?

>waiting for package to arrive for weeks
>scheduled to arrive today
>wait around at home all day to sign
>leave house at 5 to go see family, leave note on the door authorizing them to drop it off
>come home excited to open it up
>nothing at the door, check parcel locker
>"sorry we missed you!"
>he didn't even go to my house and for who the fuck knows why didn't leave it in the parcel locker
>tfw lazy fuck delivery person

tell me your feels /fa/

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