/fa/ - Fashion

>>14977233
OMG YOU'RE A DOOMER?
I'M A DOOMER TOO!

>>14965841
>You look like wojak
>pretty cool actually

I'm finally going to transition into a doomer, /fa/!
I scheduled the operation with Dr Rubenstein, and in a few weeks, I'll be a true, real doomer through-and-through.
I've been spending months preparing for it, developing a nicotin addiction, walking alone at night, bleaching my skin to make it look as grey and wojak-like as possible, and doing Dopamin Reduction Therapy to be depressed all the time like a doomer should be! And of course, I spend 45 minutes every day wojacking off to pictures of doomettes.

But now, Dr Rubenstein is gonna help me realize my dream. First, my ears will be surgically removed, then, he'll cut out small fragments of my jawbone and cheekbones to make it look like my face was drawn in MSPaint. My eyebrow follicles will be removed to make sure I never grow eyebrows, and my eyelids will be altered to give them a slightly asymmetrical look. My lips will of course be excised as well, as wojaks don't have lips either, and my nostrils will have to be enlarged accordingly.
And on top of the standard wojakoplasty, Dr Rubenstein will also cut the tendons of my upper cheek muscles so that even if I somehow get happy, people won't realize it cause I won't be able to smile anymore.

I tried talking him into surgically sewing my black beanie onto my scalp, but he said it was too risky. It's okay, I'm already wearing it day and night anyway.

I feel great. I mean sad. Every day I feel sadder, deeper, cooler, more mysterious and more attractive to all the qt doomettes out there waiting for a handsome wojak like me to ask them out :3

Wish me luck on my quest to becoming a doomer, /fa/!

pic related: this is what I'm gonna look like in a few weeks.