/fa/ - Fashion

always wanted to wear extremely short shorts.
with white sneakers, and a plain light colored regular shirt. And the shorts also need to be some light color like pastels. the only way it works in my head is if I have like absolute god tier legs. I would need to have the best looking, most muscular legs in the entire building, in every building I walk into, in order for this to work in my head. People have to mire the legs.
I am very aware of how homoerotic this is.
My legs are alright but not great so there's no way this would work without just being a nerdy looking runner guy.