/fa/ - Fashion

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>kill switch and code phrase that hard-wipes all the data on you
>meticulously designed face-paint that defies facial recognition software—a new pattern every application so they can't fucking track you, dude
>satphone on a sling
>multiple external SDDs in padded pouches all along the inside of your jacket
>like 5 fucking watches or something sewn/stapled/bolted/expoxied at different points to a wrist-mount: one automatic diving watch, one quartz, three digital with every function from calculator to altimeter, just no GPS because shit man they can track you like that (last three can be replaced by system with holo read-out if you want, but both would be better)
>plexiglass bulbs on jacket sleeve so you can see your watch faces and random read-outs
>biofeedback monitors in your fire-proof, full-body long johns, baby
>worn sponsor patches/silk-screens everywhere because Jesus where are you going to get the money for all this
>custom-programmed CB radio on belt with whip antenna running up back
>step-counters and pressure sensors wired to your soles (which hopefully have traction enough for an oil slick, or are springblades because those look nuts and I guess help you jump, probably)
>nomex flight gloves custom patched with Kevlar along wear-points, silver thread sewn through fingertips to allow touchscreen usage, and an electric lighter with nodes between your middle and pointer fingers so you can give somebody the forks as you light a clove or menthol or whatever your poison
>speakers, wherever you want
>positionable tube running up a neck gaiter, either to your mouth from a vaporizer strapped to your chest, or your nose from a can of pure O2 on your lower back
>hot-plate on your aerogel-padded inner calf so when you sit in full lotus on the top of the mid-construction skyscraper you just scaled you can brew tea you had to import from Myanmar because some guy on a forum you frequent told you it was the shit