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Let me share my shitty bullshit greentext stories with you all. This all has happened in the last month or so:

>tfw one of my buddies give me a ride home every friday
>he offers and insists even though i'm totally fine with walking down the street
>everytime he drops me off he mentions how he's going to a party or hanging with some friends and invites me
>"yeah I'm down dude, just hit me up when you're going over"
>"cool I'll call you in an hour"
>third weekend in a fucking row he's flaked on me

>My other buddy who I used to smoke and drink with all the time is always busy
>everytime I ask him to hang out he always has something important to do
>"dude why are you always so busy?"
>"I'm going to be busy for the next 3 months dude, sorry"
>we used to be close as fuck.

>Girl in my class always wants to hang out with me
>always vibin on me, puppy dog eyes and everything
>everytime I txt her to chill, she never responds
>everytime I call her to chill, she says yes and then flakes on me
>Last time she did this I had buddies over and we ended up waiting on her making me look like a total faggot when she never showed up

>Another girl comes over to chill out
>explicitly tells me she wants to fuck me
>literally, "anon, I would totally fuck you"
>"yeah I'm down, let's go"
>start taking off my shirt
>"no anon, I'm in a relationship"
>tells everyone I was hitting on her and tried to fuck her and totally reversed the story

>4/20 rolls around
>dealer gets arrested literally the day before
>all my friends are dry (probably lying)
>one of my close friends who always has weed phone was broken
>another close friends phone was stolen
>no fucking bud
>ended up smoking hookah with some other friends, mad as fuck

>fuck up my back somehow doing my OHP
>can't do dick now, even walking hurts like hell
>everyones inviting me to skate and hang out now, but instead I'm stuck inside

I'm beginning to think there is a giant joke being played on me that I'm not aware of.

If I was a few inches taller most definitely. I get recommended to agencies and it regularly comes up in conversation. I'm not even fucking bullshitting. I've done some bullshit catalog shots for some online stores and local places, but nothing major.

However, would I? Hell no. You make dickall in terms of money, have to starve yourself bone thin, have no free time, and basically are fucked financially once you hit 30-40 years old.