/fa/ - Fashion

Going bald is a choice. If you're bald, you literally made that decision to not save your hair. Like letting your child play near a cliff, seeing him fall over from time to time, thinking it's fine, then seeing him tumble over the edge, grabbing the ledge, still doing nothing, seeing his little fingers lose grip one by one, trembling, shaking, screaming for help, just observing and lazing around, then he finally falls and hits the ground with a huge splat, and at his funeral you say that you "didn't even want to have kids anyways and that it's better without them".
>Just shave it off bro
Yeah no, I'm Faustian, I'll fight against nature every step of the way and win, with that kind of loser mentally we would've gotten eaten by the dinosaurs a long time ago.