/fa/ - Fashion

>Be single
>Hook up with girl
>She asks "sooo what are we?"
>Tell her you're seeing other people
>Actually not seeing other people

>Go to /fa/ meetup
>Know exactly who's going
>Buy the most retarded ill fitting beanie that shows my ridiculous hairline
>Tell mummy i need a Rick leather jacket and poopy pants
>Made sure to order one size to big for the jacket and two sizes too small for my sick rick pants
>Sneak into mummys jewelry box and snag a chain from the cunt
>Buy some random converse looking shoes from ebay with the search terms "Goth"
>Go to meet
>Made sure to be seen by all the pics
>Forever memorialized as a meme and will continue to haunt /fa/'s respectability on 4chan
>Still not worst dressed

>>11214364
remove the sticker and leave

>be caribbean
>have straight hair