/fa/ - Fashion

>>14887861
jesus christ imagine being jeremy in his situation. Its Christmas youre alone in Miami high on coke on the street with a camera, you have no friends, no family, no Christmas to speak of. The clubs are silent, DAMN IT, you think as you only brought Ultra male and date for men. So you decide to pump out another low effort video for youtube December ad revenue because your business is all you have. You make buzzfeed tier list video on what not to do with fragrances because you are a fragrance expert who has roped in the great Alberto to do a shit generic for you like he does for Zara. You're a hack and you know it. You give away a bottle of your 10 dollar perfume to some random Miami bro in the hopes that god or karma might see your selfless act and deliver you from the hole you've stuck yourself into. But nothing, nothing comes. Your hopes of joining the ranks of Dior, Chanel, Guerlain or Frederic Malle are more out of reach than ever. Pajeets compliment you in broken English but the high class gentlemen you hoped to court all scoff at your creations. Your looks are fading, girls don't pay as much attention, time is running out