/fa/ - Fashion

>A Lange & Sohne
New money disguised as old money. Grail watches for people with a poorfag mindset
>Audemars Piguet
If you've already heard their CEO talking and you still want one, you're either a nigger or a boomer desperate to stay young
>Blancpain
"b-b-b-b-but we've released a dive watch 3 months before Rolex". That's a lie though, check Perezcope's article about the Fifty Fathoms
>Breguet
Prestigious brand run by very incompetent people (Swatch Group). Possibly the worst value for money you can get. Kind of sad actually
>Breitling
Fun watches but if your IQ is above average you shouldn't get one
>Bulgari
The Octo Finissimo (basically their only watch) looks like it was AI generated. Won’t age well
>Cartier
Only worth it if you go gold and mechanical. DO NOT get a quartz Cartier. The Santos is VERY Reddit
>Casio
They're good for outdoor stuff. Never wear one in the city or people will assume you’re kind of retarded
>Chopard
They’ve made a Nautilus cope, which immediately disqualifies them as a respectable brand. Some people like their small second dress watches but they're actually ugly. Irrelevant brand
>FP Journe
Weird looking watches with dumb complications for eccentric boomers. François-Paul seems like a fun dude though.
>Girard Perregaux
Once the integrated bracelet fad will finaly die out, this brand will have to declare bankruptcy and nobody will notice
>Glashutte Original
Obvious cope for A Lange & Sohne. People who wear these have very low self esteem
>Grand Seiko
I honestly have no idea who buy these watches. The name is really stupid, nobody wants a Seiko
>Hublot
Budget Richard Mille
>H. Moser
Shitters for histrionic cryptobros. Very cringe.
>IWC
They're the textbook definition of "mall watches". Only people with horrible taste think they look cool
>Jaeger Lecoultre
They're trying so hard to make affordable high horology, which is embarrassing. The Reverso is borderline Reddit. Also Lenny Kravitz is their ambassador. Avoid.