/fa/ - Fashion

>>14861973
OK fine, I will greentext because it is easier than just reading text in paragraph form. I will preface this by saying I am somewhat a seasoned drinker, but certain things in life set me over the edge, and then I over consume.

>I have a pretty good job, I guess
>I am 35
>been working for this shit since uni, finance related, and upper management
>I fuck up
I cannot get specific here as it will easily be traced back to me if one autist digs deep enough... don't ask (maybe ill tell)
Anyway, I basically fucked up this really important clients portfolio up.

>I get fired from a pretty good job
>I have savings, so I delude myself into thinking I'll be OK for a while
>this happened Monday
>I get canned, drive home, go to a bar
>have a few beers
>this isn't nearly enough after the lunch I had that my faggy boss paid for
>have a vodka soda
>have another
>at this point it is late late afternoon so I need to drive home
>do
>guess it hits me all at once and I feel really fucking impaired
>my favorite song comes on
>a Beatles son
>get bold and start driving faster
>scrape a fucking tree
Yadda yadda yadda, fuck up my car, costs me like 7k.

I start drinking scotch again. It isn't really relevant what happens the next few days, the shart shit happened today. I should probably just skip forward to now, but the build up is relevant. It's only really funny because my father in law was here, and he is a tough customer.

>>14352841
it dead bro