/fa/ - Fashion

Blogpost time: the fucking dog decided to sneak out through the open gate when I got home from work. After I realized he's nowhere I drove for two hours all across town looking for him. Nothing.

Now Labradors are incredibly naive and he's a really beautiful example of the breed, and I was really worried that the dumb shit would just jump into someone's car, and they'd drive off with him.

So it's near midnight now and he just shows up, all teary eyed and feelings hurt because he was "left out". You stupid cunt, you're the one who snuck out! Of course I was crying like a bitch.

So recommend my pupper a commemorative watch, /wt/. I'm thinking four Invictas, one on each leg so he can't walk that fast.