/fa/ - Fashion

Thank you, /wt/. Thanks to your efforts I have been desensitized to the evil lure of the shitter, the entry level luxury 114270, and I've finally seen the Big Three in their true colors. I no longer enjoy looking at watches. I no longer feel the compulsion to own one of these vacuous status symbols. I will no longer derive my sense of self-worth from a hunk of mass-produced swiss steel. I will learn to tell time from the positions of the ever-changing stars. And I will think of you often, brethren - still mired in the lures of emptiness. Take the G-pill and never look back.