/fa/ - Fashion

>>6947548
>this

>be that guy at a frat party who is in siccfits chain smoking outside drunkenly telling conspiracy theories to frat dudes and them getting in on them too
>make some frat friends
>get invited to their next "rager"
>tell me to bring some chicks
>tell them I'm n-new here and haven't met many yet..
>they say to still come
>get there
>do some coke
>have some girls tell me I have nice skin and hair
>make out with like 2 or 3
>have massive self realization that I don't want to lose my v-card this way
>tell my new bros I have a casting in the morning and I gtg
>they say peace
>I go back to my place and rinse my mouth out
>go2sleep
>wake up with coke remnant on nose
>smirk and realize I went to my first party

>>5910197
So you're fat and want to stay that way?