/fa/ - Fashion

>>18099689
layton sucks cock

>>18099682
I'm going to beat the shit out of you Layton schizo

>>18099620
Because they're too poor for the real thing - Layton Exclusif

Why does this general keep shilling Layton?

>>18099614
Layton

>I fell for the Layton meme
Fuck you fraggots

>>18099326
Layton. Post her penis after you pick her up

>>18099326
Layton

>Yes, I wear Layton by Parfums de Marly. How could you tell?

>>18094445
All of them are pleasant, and they’re only “popular” with fragrance autists. And not even the real autistic ones like yourself. Snobs hate PDM and they’re too expensive for normal people. I’ve never smelled Layton on anyone else in my life.

>>18090903
I like Layton better

>>18091734
Carlisle
Viking
Habdan
Oajan
Layton
Carlisle again

>>18087734
layton or bois imperial

>>18086914
No, Sedley is not tryhard or expensive enough, at least as far as Marlys go, to compensate for shortness. If you're under 5'10, you need to go with Layton Exclusif. It's got all the loud and obnoxious "PICK ME!" energy of the original, but it's also like a hundred dollars more and has the word "exclusif" in the title so people will know you're better than other people. Even other people who overspend on perfume to make themselves feel better than other people.

>>18086797
Sir, if you can afford not to care about work in the morning, you can afford a bottle of Layton. You need to calm the fuck down.

I’m addicted to fragrances. I think I have an olfactory-related mental disorder…my current collection is as follows (in no particular order):
Acqua di Gio EDT
Acqua di Gio Absolu
Acqua di Gio Profumo
Armani Code Parfum
Armani Code Absolu
D&G Light Blue Pour Homme
Z Zegna EDT
PDM Layton
Guerlain Vetiver
Tom Ford Grey Vetiver
Western Valley London N300
Givenchy Gentlemen Only Intense
Filthy Rich Signature II EDP
Filthy Rich King EDP
Filthy Rich Date Night Blue EDP
Parfum de Dubai Executive Extrait
Merve Red Royal Flush EDP
JPG Ultra Male
John Varvatos Artisan Pure
Invictus EDT
Mont Blanc Individuel
Drakkar Noir
Viktor Rolf Spice Bomb
Jimmy Choo for Men Intense

>>18082193
Layton

>>18081961
Layton

>>18079627
My last 19 year old twink faggot was wearing some kind of body mist from bath and body works that had some kind off aquatic name but smelled like bubble gum. He was freshly showered and shaved, but by the end of the night the smell of the body mist combined with his natural scent was incredible. Somebody should commission Aron Terrance Hughes or some other degenerate sex pervert perfumer to make a fragrance that smells like bubble gum and fresh twink sweat. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he already makes one.

That being said, just buy Layton

So, is it really the zoomer Aventus? If I want to have sex with zoomer twinks should I be wearing Layton instead of Aventus? I own them both so it's not an issue, but Aventus has been my go-to boss daddy scent for years, and I just can't see wearing Layton for that purpose.

There's just something about Aventus that says "I am in my 30s, possibly even 40s or 50s, and if you have sex with me there is a non-zero chance I will buy you a PS5 for the rec room". Layton doesn't feel that way. Layton is a scent that says "I am in my late 20s and I want to smell like I'm still in my early 20s, but also I have a job now so instead of wearing Versace Eros, I'm going to wear this fragrance that does the same thing as Eros but with a really heavy metal cap".

But anyway, last week I wore Aventus and my grindr twink would barely even let me jerk him off in the car. I don't know what the fuck happened. He said he was nervous about people seeing us, but you can't see other that far down. And also, who cares? These people are all bullshit. Honestly, it had to have been the Aventus. That's the only explanation I can find.

>>18065337
Layton is great. Simple as

Only Europoors can appreciate the vanilla and cardamom DNA of Layton.

The only thing Amerimutts enjoy smelling is McDonalds goyslop.

>>18068795
>Smelled like Vicks vapor rub
That's the geranium note. It definitely has a mentholated aspect, but it's less pronounced on skin than it is on paper. But I've also heard it's toned down in recent batches, for better or worse.

But, while I enjoy Layton, it's more polarizing than fragcom makes it out to be. They make it sound like it's a safe blind buy, but it's absolutely not. Especially considering that it's $300. It's very strong. If you're the kind of person who typically wears fresh designer shower gel style fragrances it's going to be stronger than anything you've ever owned.

I think part of the reason the community hypes Parfums de Marly so much is because they make fragrances that are strong enough to smell if you wear fragrances every day and are in a chronic state of mild anosmia, which 99% of fragcom is. If you are the kind of person who is obsessed with fragrances and you wear five sprays of heavy niche scents every day, there's a nonzero chance you have no idea what your favorite fragrances actually smell like, let alone what they smell like to other people. Just go a week without wearing or smelling anything and I guarantee you will be surprised to find that many of the fragrances you wrote off as weak actually perform just fine.

This is also the source of 99% of bitching about reformulations. When you start to get used to a fragrance, your brain tunes it out. Even small changes in potency are going to make it seem like the fragrance is much weaker than you remember. And as you wear a fragrance and continuously introduce air into the bottle, the oxidation process will make it stronger (at least at first. Given enough time it will degrade the fragrance entirely). If you were to take two identical fragrances from the same batch and use one bottle throughout the course of a year and leave the other in the box, you are going to think the second bottle is weaker when you spray it. And it is. Just not because of reformulation.

Idk bros I smelled Layton once and was incredibly underwhelmed. Smelled like Vicks vapor rub with some cinnamon. Really don’t understand the hype.