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Anonymous Sun Dec 11 19:52:23 2011 No.90502 [Reply] [Original]

How do I build a man-trap? I'm thinking something with a net and a pulley system? Or something more high tech?

Anonymous Sun Dec 11 20:06:06 2011 No.90513

Uhhh... What sort of man are you trying to trap and in what location?

Are you trying to trap potential burglars? You son when he goes for the cookie jar? A potential mate that you can then hit over the head with a club and drag back to your cave?

In front of a door? In a parking lot? In the forest? In a cubicle?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 20:28:39 2011 No.90530 File: 59 KB, 555x319, drunk_as_monkey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>90502 I don't know, just like general man trapping thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 20:30:55 2011 No.90533 >>90513 Semen collection.

Anonymous Sun Dec 11 20:36:34 2011 No.90538

Remember the rules guys, no traps that will hurt someone.

There's always a simple pit trap. Dig a ~10 foot deep hole, cover it with twigs and leaves, place it on a path you know someone will be walking or place something tempting (lost wallet!) on top of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 22:39:58 2011 No.90711 >>90538 >dig a 10 foot hole shit thats a lot of work unless you have a fucking backhoe or something

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 22:42:22 2011 No.90712 >>90711 Not really. I can dig one in ~9 hours with a shovel. Do you want to catch a man or do you want to catch a child? No, you know what, don't answer that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 11 22:48:11 2011 No.90718 File: 490 KB, 449x401, 1308525165445.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's called a woman, OP.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 02:39:14 2011 No.90916 Why the fuck do you need a man trap? If you have a legit reason I have built a few pig traps that can be modified for live capture. Will check thread latter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 02:42:38 2011 No.90918 >>90712 A 10' deep hole? I call bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 03:00:38 2011 No.90935 >>90918 You know a lot about bullshit...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 23:39:31 2011 No.91750 I can't describe it without breaking rules, but research what the Vietnamese did for trap holes. Very good stuff.

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