/diy/ - Do It Yourself

[Anonymous No.892920]

Hi, this is my new project. A mini mincer for guys with autism.
it's fantastic. can be completely dismantled and re assembled in seconds. That means it's portable everywhere.
You can use it at the restaurant for smashing bread.
At breakfast for smashing cornflakes.
Or imagine it at the park with hundreds of insects... A drug for a person with autism.

I'm going to do a kickstarter for this. what do you think?

[Anonymous No.892922]

Beech wood

[Anonymous No.892923]

the reels

[Anonymous No.892925]

carbon fiber and aluminium plates.

motors with 70rpm and 10kg/cm each.

[Anonymous No.892926]

close up of the infernal machine.

[Anonymous No.892931]

>what do you think?
That you have better luck marketing it to neophyte serial killers and sociopaths.
Also needs cases for motors and batteries.

[Anonymous No.892990]

>>892920
gear the rollers together, use 1 motor
also doesn't the wood absorb the bug juices? maybe stainless side panels?

[Anonymous No.892992]

>>892920
Looks good but, yeah... wood should have some kind of coating so it does not absorb food juices... also, you should look into patenting this

[Anonymous No.892994]

Make a video of it working.

Make some moulds of little people and animals and sell it as a play set.

[Anonymous No.892996]

Needs some serrating on the threaded rods, to effectively pull in / chip bigger stuff. Maybe make the "entrance" deeper and add a plunger, to aid things in?
Be sure to use stainless steel parts inside the chamber.

Also + to this >>892931
>Also needs cases for motors and batteries.

Weird thing though... don't see how is useful for autists.

[Anonymous No.893000]

>>892920
Do autisms like to smash stuff?
Add a MLP sticker on it too.

[Anonymous No.893005]

Are you the same guy who made the ball warmers?

[Anonymous No.893072]

>>892990
With 2 motors is more powerfoul.
I'll put some coating on wood to impermeabilize it.

>>892994
This is a fantastic idea, thanks.

>>893005
Yes.

Tomorrow i will project a "box" for the motors.

[Anonymous No.893089]

>>892926
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b7ex3ejXnEo

Already been done, and for something useful, not just breadcrumbs that need nothing more than gravity to feed it through.

BTW, what does torturing insects have to do with being retarded?

[Anonymous No.893094]

>>893089
Lol. That's not Mini, not portable and not elegant like mine.

[Anonymous No.893096]

>>892992
He cant patent something thats already been invented. Just cause he made it smaller... Lmao

[Anonymous No.893104]

>>893089
>missing the point this badly
Also.
Autism =/= retardation, Weird Bigoted Uncle.

[Anonymous No.893116]

It looks good!

[Anonymous No.893171]

>>893089
A cow needs shredding

[Anonymous No.893231]

>>892920
>I'm going to do a kickstarter for this. what do you think?

Lawsuits for shredded fingers.

[Anonymous No.893854]

>>892920
Scale it up, baby!

[Anonymous No.893860]

The construction quality of your inventions amazes me every time.

[Anonymous No.893899]

>>892920
score the threads to turn them into teeth.

[Anonymous No.893948]

Why does a person with autism likes to mince things? Is this a thing?

[Anonymous No.893958]

Oh shit this is cool as fuck

[Anonymous No.893964]

Looks a bit delicate for a autobot to use?

[Anonymous No.893968]

Oh boy this would be great to grind up bud with before it in a spliff

Have it stand above the table, put a rolling paper under there, just toss some bud in a hopper and let 'r rip

[Anonymous No.894570]

>>892920
Can this machine create potato knishes?

[Anonymous No.894614]

>>893089
ok someone post that horse grind webm

[Anonymous No.894616]

>>893000
And get sued?

>>893104
Autism is literally a form of mental retardation.

[Anonymous No.894626]

Everything that comes in contact with food should be FDA approved plastic or stainless steel.

You're using zinc plated bolts and fucking wood... Stop that.

Also, it's full of cracks and crevices. This should be easy to clean and have minimal fasteners.

I'll give you points for execution. It looks very nice. Upgrade the materials if you want anyone to even consider funding/buying this.

[Anonymous No.894636]

>>894616
No, it isn't. It's a developmental disorder like dyslexia or ADD.

A diagnosis of mental retardation requires
-IQ two standard deviations or more below mean.
-Significant adaptive living skill deficits.
-Onset before age 17.

I'm not going to list the diagnostics for autism because it's really wordy.
Anyway.
It is completely possible and relatively common to be on the autism spectrum and not be mentally retarded.
Google is your friend.

[Anonymous No.894643]

>>894626
why FDA?
it's for destroy things, not for make a cake.

[Anonymous No.894655]

>>894643
Then I don't understand the purpose of this machine.

You smash things and discard them? You used food as an example: I thought this was a texture related thing, since some autistics have issues with food textures.

At least use materials that won't rust and get nasty. Stainless hardware (304 or 18-8) is not that expensive, even low volume from McMaster-Carr.

[Anonymous No.894676]

>>892920
This isnt going to shred or destroy anything

[Anonymous No.894693]

Everything is just going to float on top. Need to make the width variable. At least add some cuts into the teeth so it'll grab.

>>894655
This is the guy who made a urine powered doll hypnotizer.

[Anonymous No.894696]

>>894676
I agree, unless OP cuts "slots" on the thread nothing is going to be catched by it, stuff will just slide to the side.

[Anonymous No.894705]

>>894570

dank

[Anonymous No.896064]

Here the cases for the motors.

[Anonymous No.896370]

>>896064
I admire your dedication at applying professional design to all of the asinine things you make.

You should one-up the BNC connectors you used last time and go for Amphenols.

[Anonymous No.896376]

>>892920
Market it as a Gummy Bear execution device.

[Anonymous No.896454]

>>892920
Where can i find more of OP work anyone know? i think this is the guy who made the carbon fiber sterilizer right?

[Anonymous No.896456]

>>896454
anonormale on google.

[Anonymous No.896471]

>>892920
i am so confused
what does this thing do
why would you put bread in it
i cant even

and what ball warmers?

[fllaw No.896488]

>>893096
hurr durr you cant patent something that exists already

yes you can dumbass its called a design patent. you're thinking only of utility patents, which are not the only type, in fact, far from it.

on the other hand, if the function of the device is substantially different from existing similar devices, eg, the motors drive the mill differently, fewer gears, two vs one motor, etc. then he might be able to get a utility patent as well.

>>893231
its called disclaimers, man. and it would have to be inherently flawed or unreasonably dangerous to warrant a lawsuit, you cant sue knife manufacturers if you cut yourself.

why are people so fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.896491]

>>892920
>patent
ps imho you can cut a LOT of costs by eliminating the carbon fiber, squaring off those panels, and raising the wood sides even with the top of the shorter sides. no real reason to have it take this shape.

also motor cases are kind of cool but add alot to construction costs and complexity. seems more discrete to have the whole thing fit into a box, motors and all, perhaps with a lid.

why is disassembling it a benefit?

[Anonymous No.896723]

this is the epitome of diwhy

[Anonymous No.896730]

>>892920
your going to grind up minature dolls aren't you

[Anonymous No.897293]

>>892920

Your "Reels" won't have any traction. Your only way to make this work will be to apply pressure to force the items into the grinder... This WILL end poorly

If you redesign your reels to include some kind of spur, you may be able to make the unit feed material inside.

[Anonymous No.897332]

gianluca smettila con le cazzate su che babbo deve pagar le rate del mutuo e tu ci spendi soldi nelle palle di carbonio

[Anonymous No.897664]

>>897293
Yes, i know. I'm working on the reels for doing that.

[Anonymous No.897668]

just FUCKING AWSOME!
Its beutiful
Its dangerous
Its my day dream!

Keep on building OP!

[Anonymous No.898153]

Somewhere in Italy, there is an office full of engineers that have no idea their colleague is a scientific artist.

Makes you wonder what sort of people are in your own workplace.

[Anonymous No.898165]

>>896456
So I searched that without actually reading the name and I'm not entirely sure what it was. Is that legit? Some weird shit showed up on google.

[Anonymous No.898168]

>>896064
Sexy as hell. Would love to play with and just fuck shit up. XXL version is desperately needed. Also, do you have some force feedback that makes it do a half turn in reverse if it can't cope anymore?

[Anonymous No.898360]

>>898168
Thanks. Doing a xxl version cost so much, and its not my goal.
A force feedback would be great but probably useless for this purpose.

[Anonymous No.898819]

>>893072
>>>893005
>Yes.

>Great photos
>Good finish on parts
>Electromechanical
>Uses composites

I knew it. Sweatyballs/10. Good inventions, great craftsmanship. Please keep posting, OP.

[Anonymous No.898825]

>>894570

Brad ?

[Anonymous No.898851]

>>892920
Some fabric-covered electrical cord would really round out the look and feel.

[Anonymous No.898903]

>>898165
>weird shit
Yeah that's him, then.

[Anonymous No.898921]

[Anonymous No.899263]

Post a webm of it grinding stuff

[Anonymous No.899297]

>>892920
That is a self sealing stem bolt from deep space nine!

[Anonymous No.899535]

>>899263
Omg yes. Soon.

[Anonymous No.899547]

>>896456
>>898903

3.5mm audio jack into pee hole....

he has ok production values at least.....

[Anonymous No.899563]

>>894636
Who are you, the Richard Stallman of retardation?

[Anonymous No.899590]

>>893000
They already make a horse version.

[Anonymous No.899595]

>>896456
>>898165
>>898903
>>899547
>anonormale.in

[Anonymous No.899829]

>>899590
I don't know what I want to happen to my body when I die, but I do know with absolute certainty, I do not want it to be this.

[Anonymous No.899841]

>>899829
>donate body to science
>crackpot gets body
>wants to test new grinder

[Anonymous No.899862]

>>899829
>>899841
So long as I were already dead, I think that would be pretty neat. As for getting thrown in alive, fuck that.

[Anonymous No.899880]

>>899590
what's the point in that? surely you can't do anything with that meat since it has shredded hair and bones in it? they just did that for kicks, right?
also that horse was dead, right?

[Anonymous No.899893]

>>899880
>also that horse was dead, right?
No, look at how it moves its head when it's released. It probably died after a few seconds when its spine was pulled out.

[Anonymous No.899895]

>>899893
the horse was brain dead. you can see the bolt contusion in its forehead. many animals including humans have autonomic death throes responses

if you really want to be freaked out see how a snapping turtle or alligator's body respond days after its been vivisected.

[Anonymous No.899896]

>>899895
>bolt contusion

That's from where it struck the hopper.

[Anonymous No.899897]

>>899896
you do not know what a bolt wound looks like. i know you are trying real hard to keep your gore fetish alive, but this animal was humanely euthanized

[Anonymous No.899899]

>>899897
Fine, I know a guy who sells cheap horses, where can I find one of these shredder things for sale at a reasonable price? I'll make my own damn video.

[Name No.899901]

10/10

[Anonymous No.900044]

>>893231
I lost

[Anonymous No.900050]

>>900000

[Anonymous No.900054]

>>894655
>since some autistics have issues with food textures

What? That is really a thing? Do you really have any source on that?

Should i see a doctor if i have problems with food texture? Shit, i'm completly normal otherwise, i just can't eat stuff that feels "inhomogen" (don't know how to word it better).....

[Anonymous No.900080]

As someone with autism, I really like this. I hate the texture of most foods. Also, I like smooshing stuff.

[Anonymous No.900099]

>>900054
So what, you dont eat burgers or sandwiches or tacos?

[Anonymous No.900221]

>>900099
>So what, you dont eat burgers or sandwiches or tacos?

Nope, impossible for me. My diet is quite sad. Can't eat any vegetables/fruits at all unless i puree them. Meat is fine as long as it doesnt have pure fat on the edge. so is the generic stuff you can deep-fry...

It's not that i don't like the taste of most fruits/vegetables, i do. It's the texture that makes me gag when i try to eat it. I have tried often to fix it. Force me to eat stuff i don't like, starve myself for days and then eat stuff i don't like, nothing works. I'm underweight since i can't enjoy most food.

As i said, i'm completly normal otherwise though. No tics, enough friends, emotionally stable...

[Anonymous No.900225]

>>900221
That's not even close to normal m8, see a doctor or psychologist asap.

[Anonymous No.900237]

>>892920
Imagine sticking your dick in it.

[Anonymous No.900239]

>>892920
shredders don't make mince.

[Anonymous No.900243]

>>900221
sounds to me like you're just a bitch. one of the best parts of life is trying new foods. sometimes you love it, sometimes you get the diarhea

[Anonymous No.900253]

>>900225
i know this shit isn't normal, i said i'm completly normal otherwise.

>>900243
i ate nothing for almost a week and even then i had huge problems eating anything that feels "odd" for me. It's not that i don't like the taste, i simply gag because i can't cope with the texture. It's nothing i can influence, i tried

[Anonymous No.900256]

>>900253
my brother was like this growing up. my dad put a funnel into his mouth and mushed food through with a spoon.

after 2 years of this he started eating normally. we think it was a psychological disorder rather than need.

[Anonymous No.900273]

>>900256
well, i'm forcing myself to eat the stuff i'm not really able to almost daily since years and it's not getting any better.

[Anonymous No.900308]

>>899880
>surely you can't do anything with that meat since it has shredded hair and bones in it?
You would be surprised by how many food products are made this way.

[Anonymous No.900310]

I think you should combine its functionality with the ball warmers.

[Anonymous No.900730]

>>900273
Where are you getting your vitamin b12 if you're not eating veg?

Does your tounge look like this? If so go to the doc and say you think you have a b12 deficiency.

[Anonymous No.900731]

>>900730
Helps if I add the image.

[Anonymous No.900734]

I honestly cannot fathom a use for something like this. Maybe if I wanted to grind up raffle tickets?

[Anonymous No.900735]

If was larger and with a bin it would make a decent looking document shredder.

[Anonymous No.900736]

>>900735
Anything would look better than that off white plastic.

[Anonymous No.901000]

>>900253
I've got a coworker that gags when he touches faux-suede.
It's a mild form of synthesia in his case

[Anonymous No.901173]

>>901000
well, i probably should really see a psychiatrist or whatever kind of doctor is suitable for my problem. to bad my normal doctor says it'll normalize eventually and its not a problem

[Anonymous No.901299]

>>900256
That's really fucked up.
It sounds like torture.

[Anonymous No.902435]

[Anonymous No.902540]

>>902435
op has fine craftsmanship if nothing else

[Anonymous No.902565]

>>892920
Will it mince children's fingers?

[Anonymous No.903212]

Finally finished.

[Anonymous No.903218]

[Anonymous No.903221]

>>903218
the reels need little fangs or something, so the stuff doesn't just float above but gets suck into it

[Anonymous No.903228]

>>903221
i know. i need to do that.

[Anonymous No.903667]

>>903218
Try coffee beans

[Anonymous No.903687]

>>903228
Also, something to keep people from putting their fingers/tongues/penises in there. Maybe use some clear acrylic so the whole process can be observed.

[Anonymous No.903698]

>>903687
I like this idea.
Op, put weed in it and see if it works good. Then sell it to stoners.

[Anonymous No.903730]

>>903228

Should be easy enough. Just cut some teeth into some alternating spots on each roller, like in this webm.

[Anonymous No.903731]

>>903228
>>903730

Before you do that, can you please run a piece of plain white bread through it? Might work better with the crust removed.

This project of yours reminds me of something I had as a kid, pictured here.

[Anonymous No.903793]

>>903731
How the fuck does that work if there's no cooking?

I had an ez-bake oven that took for fucking ever to cook since lol lightbulb was the heating element but damn, that shit was tasty.

[Anonymous No.903845]

>>900308
>>>899880
>>surely you can't do anything with that meat since it has shredded hair and bones in it?
>You would be surprised by how many food products are made this way.

maybe in america and china, not in the rest of the world

[Anonymous No.903966]

>>900237
>Imagine sticking your dick in it.

[Anonymous No.903996]

You are very talented but I think you are fucked up in the head,if anyone saw this guys ball warmers that's the least weird thing this guy has made.

[Anonymous No.904007]

>>903996
Yeah, he's weird. Everyone one knows that. What about it?

[Anonymous No.904015]

>>903996
>anon is not very normale

Well, what did you expect?

[Anonymous No.904018]

>>904007
Jus sayin he's kinda creepy

[Anonymous No.904019]

>>903996
I don't see anyone else making piss powered hypnosis machines, asshole. don't hate.

[Anonymous No.904070]

>>904019
That pic, top kek