Actually useful DIY life hacks...

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Actually useful DIY life hacks... Anonymous Thu Aug 6 08:44:25 2015 No.854730 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 09:54:33 2015 No.854759 >>854730 Who still uses CD's?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 09:59:16 2015 No.854764 billions of people all over the world use, cd,dvd, or bluerays, either at home or in their cars.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 10:24:50 2015 No.854773 >>854759 get out kid

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 10:28:07 2015 No.854775 >>854759 I buy CDs, because when Apple shits the bed and iTunes dies, I can still play my CDs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 13:54:04 2015 No.854845 >>854730 the things about lifehacks is that they are inherently useless

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 15:29:14 2015 No.854875 >>854775 >buying music

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 16:21:22 2015 No.854901 I always liked that one where you nail jar lids to the underside of a shelf and hang jars of stuff out of them

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 16:47:26 2015 No.854916 >>854759 me

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 16:49:48 2015 No.854919 >>854875 arrrr. a pirates life or me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 16:51:01 2015 No.854921 >>854901 I never heard or that one till I moved into my house where an old guy used to live. the garage has a ton of those under the counter. most useful shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 22:06:28 2015 No.855050 >>854775 The plastic in CDs are designed to go bad with age.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 22:33:26 2015 No.855059 >>855050 Conisdering I have a couple of CDs from the late 80s that still play fine, as well as a few laser discs that are even older, 'designed to go bad' probably means you great grand kids might not be able to play them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 22:52:56 2015 No.855066 File: 89 KB, 270x360, bobble_head_no.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>854730

Anonymous Thu Aug 6 22:59:06 2015 No.855070

>Useful diy hacks
>Folding a piece of paper to be a sleeve for a disk
>People bother to post this on the internet as somehting that needs instructions.

So I was doing this to replace lost 5.25" disk cases when I was a wee tyke.

What the fuck. Why is this cancer necessary to write a guide for.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 01:22:36 2015 No.855121 > Why is this cancer necessary to write a guide for. to trigger angry responses like yours, which give OP and others a giggle. i.e. for the lulz

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 01:54:56 2015 No.855128 >>854730 >life hacks They're called tips or advice you fucking moron.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 07:47:53 2015 No.855191 >>854901 Absolute best reason to have a baby. All those tiny jars!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 08:43:42 2015 No.855205 >>855070 it took thousands of years to develop a concept of wheel just saying

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 08:53:10 2015 No.855210 HURRRRRRR USE LE SETBELT BUCKLE TO OPEN A BEEEAR BOTTLE WHEN DRIVING ! LOL ! DURRRR

Anonymous Fri Aug 7 12:32:44 2015 No.855280

>>855205
It took thousands of years for the infrastructure to reach a point where the wheel was actually useful. Niggas were inventing wheels, spokes, axles and shit all the time, there was just such a limited use for them that they didn't catch on until later. Wheels are shit when you only travel over ground where a sled-like contraption works better, or when the only times you're hauling shit is when you're taking meat back from a hunt, to which you're obviously not going to drag a cart.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 12:48:30 2015 No.855282 File: 1.49 MB, 1920x1200, you-have-gone-back-in-time.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll just leave this here

Anonymous Fri Aug 7 12:58:44 2015 No.855288

>>855282
That text is horribly constructed. It's actually a chore figuring out how the fuck to read it.

>Okay it just goes from left to right, ignoring the giant red text dividing the second line
>well that makes no sense
>okay, so it's divided in a left and right side. So I guess I should read down the left side first.
>Pendulums tend to take flight?!
>Oh, I'm supposed to go down the left side until an arbitrary point, at which I should jump over the right side and read down that until the same point, and then just read the other divisions in whatever fucking order I like

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 13:02:57 2015 No.855289 File: 24 KB, 393x364, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>855282 Awful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 13:23:42 2015 No.855297 File: 3.30 MB, 1920x1200, you-have-gone-back-in-time.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>855288 Better, faggot?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 13:55:40 2015 No.855307 >>855066 Fuck yeah, Ax-Man

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 14:11:05 2015 No.855310 >>855282 >>855297 >Actually useful DIY life hacks >Posts shit about time travel

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 14:13:45 2015 No.855311 >>855297 Whoever thought of that writing layout was a retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 15:04:53 2015 No.855332 >>855297 Why did you think that changing the colours would fix the layout problems?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 14:36:55 2015 No.856304 >>855310 >life hacks >useful Pick one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 04:32:14 2015 No.857222 >>855191 uhhh

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 05:00:32 2015 No.857228 >>855050 Not so much on the older ones pre-05 when that was the way to move data, i still have hundreds of Verbatim taio yuden disks that work fine, but after that when tech became obsolete quality of production when to shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 06:02:52 2015 No.857258 >>855210 Oh damn thats smart

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 14:17:00 2015 No.857380 >>856304 I pick useful

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 17:31:34 2015 No.857986 >>855050 >plastic >go bad lolwut?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 18:06:09 2015 No.858012 >>854730 Look after your Fucking tools.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 18:42:04 2015 No.858041 >>857986 Your are retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 02:45:41 2015 No.858304 >>858041 >your are retarded Am I being trolled?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 05:19:14 2015 No.858348 >>854875 Should be >buying music from Apple

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 12:33:16 2015 No.858501 >>855282 First stop - learning the fundamentals of typesetting and readable formatting from anyone in the last 1000 years

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 12:54:35 2015 No.858509 >>854775 Just rip them to FLAC and back it all up on a hard drive in a metal enclosure like I do. Much more reliable and convenient than CDs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 12:58:50 2015 No.858513 >>858304 Plastic breaks down when exposed to UV light.

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 15:16:20 2015 No.858569

>>854901
My Dad's done that for years. I didn't realize it wasn't a well known thing until some friends were asking about them in our shed.

>>855050
I've heard similar things about VHS, and there are lots of 25+ year old tapes that still play fine. It's all in how an item is stored and used, not so much the plastic involved.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 02:15:30 2015 No.858880 >>854901 My great grandfather did that, I saw a bunch of them filled with various screws when I went through the shed once.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 05:54:01 2015 No.858939 >>854875 pleb

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 10:40:35 2015 No.858976 >>855070 Well I guess I will just delete my "how to wipe your own ass" guide I have been writing for the past 30 years...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 10:41:36 2015 No.858977 >>855282 Hey... Come back and get it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:00:46 2015 No.859068 >>855282 >health >learn penicillin, vaccines, and insulin, no problem! >ignore soap and antiseptics which are easier to make stopped reading, fucking trash

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 14:59:53 2015 No.859085 >>855297 Chemistry section is useless and the author has clearly no clue about Chemistry.

Anonymous Fri Aug 14 18:47:45 2015 No.859229

Stop making excuses and sitting around and start using your brain to learn to do things you want to do. After you pick up problem-solving skills and begin to develop an instinct for how things fit together, you won't need "lifehacks."

>>855128
>They're called tips or advice
This. I hate lifehack threads that just become circlejerks for sharing obscure information. 90% of people never use 90% of these things. You'll be much better off reading or watching the wealth of information on the Internet regarding any topic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 19:40:00 2015 No.859260 >>855282 Im going to memorize this so I can eventurally reinvent the computer so I can send a message to the future for help

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 05:18:22 2015 No.859480 >>858976 Please don't. I struggle with this everyday and my friends say my butt smells.

Anonymous Sat Aug 15 05:40:51 2015 No.859484
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>>854759
You get the entire package, the entire album with excellent quality sound, cover art, booklet writings and the occasional bonus (pic related had a pair of stereoscopic glasses and a bunch of images to go with it. You can put your CD's for show so people know what kind of person you are. It's just a much more exciting way to experience the artists intentions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 21:19:01 2015 No.859806 >>858976 With the things admit to doing when wiping their own asses, a "how to wipe your own ass" guide is probably needed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 01:48:33 2015 No.859898 >>859806 >>858976 Honestly I'd read that guide I mean, I think I do pretty well, but no one ever sat down with me and talked about it, so you never know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 01:51:23 2015 No.859899 >>859898 Girls do get sat down and told how to wipe their ass. The more you know.

Anonymous Sun Aug 16 01:59:25 2015 No.859904

>>859898
I'll share one tip: wipe both ways.

For two decades I only wiped front to back because that's what everyone was saying, the few times anyone ever said anything about wiping. Then, somehow, I noticed that no matter how clean my asshole was from wiping front to back, wiping back to front at the end would show it to NOT be clean. I don't know where that shit is hiding, but now I get rid of it too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 02:30:56 2015 No.859922 >>859904 holy fuck I was having this problem today and then I just got in the shower and baudette that shit. The more you know...

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 04:25:13 2015 No.859947 Clicked on this thread expecting neat stuff but it's just a bunch of assholes dicking around.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 08:28:57 2015 No.860010 >>859947 Welcome to 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 08:54:37 2015 No.860019 >>859904 Also, wipe while sitting. Sitting exposes little cracks and crevaces in the skin that shit likes to hide in. Standing closes these pores and crevases, sealing shit in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 08:56:45 2015 No.860020 >>859904 >>860019 I also recommend small wads of paper rather than folding the paper. Folding tends to lend itself to sticking, while the abrasive nature of the wad has always led to me finishing up quicker and cleaner.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 17:05:37 2015 No.860248 >>859922 bidet. more you know further you go

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 10:11:49 2015 No.860717 >>855310 It's a decent quick science lesson with a joke thrown in. Don't get all buthurt about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 18 09:43:12 2015 No.861208 >>858976 Most useful stuff in this thread so far is the ass wiping tips.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 18 09:48:49 2015 No.861210 >>858012 I always wash my dragon dildo after using. >>854730 Good luck using that cd in a year, there's a reason jewel cases have space between the bottom and the surface of the disc.

Anonymous Tue Aug 18 09:51:17 2015 No.861212
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>>859904
three squares should be all you need.
one up
one down
one to polish
if you need more than this, you need to change your diet. see the perfect shit comes out in one movement, and cleanly pinches off. most of the time I wipe my ass, check the toilet paper and it's completely clean. the best shits though, cannot even be multi flushed, they need to soak for a while before they can pass the u bend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 18 20:34:23 2015 No.861460 File: 936 KB, 1920x2609, 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>855282 >>855288 >>855297 >>855311 It's still shit. But I tried to make it slightly less shit.

Anonymous Wed Aug 19 08:14:45 2015 No.861678
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>>861212
>using single squares
>only doing one wipe per square

Nah, nigga. What you do is you take two squares and fold them over so you've got that double-layer sturdiness and insulation. Then what you do is you wipe and fold it. Then you wipe and fold again, before going back for that last hairpin wipe that's the breadth of your finger. Finger-coordination is key at this point, or you'll get a stinky finger. Then, and only then, do you toss it, with the warm feeling of having cheated the paper industry out of their sheckels and maybe saved a tree or two over the years.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 19 08:23:24 2015 No.861679 >>861460 Wasted effort, as big part of the content is still shit. Also, I don't see your name on it. Why didn't you TAKE CREDIT?

Anonymous Wed Aug 19 09:33:06 2015 No.861714
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>>861678
I do this and I buy the four ply. my friends always want to take a shit when they come to my house because they think its reasonable to save a few dollars buying budget 1 or 2 ply sand paper. I used to have a gf and i'd use up a bulk pack every two weeks. I knew she was a fucking glover and i told her to stop that shit. now a bulk pack lasts 6 months. (it's like 24 rolls.)
>but anon what if i touch poo?
>stop eating fucking salads and your shit wont be a watery blast

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 19 09:38:43 2015 No.861720 >>861714 I'm certain that it'd be cheaper to just install a bidet than to live with a woman who gloves. But then of course she'd still glove up to wipe it dry.

Anonymous Wed Aug 19 09:42:48 2015 No.861722

>>861720
I tried to force her to buy her own toilet paper one time. needless to say, it didnt work. after much bitching, she finally capitulated and bought the cheapest two pack of toilet paper she could find and never used it. then proceeded to bitch about how selfish I was being with my money for fighting over toilet paper. I can see it from her perspective, being petty, but it was just one of the many things like leaving her blow heater on in her room 24/7 and then demanding we split the electricity bill evenly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 19 09:54:08 2015 No.861726 >>861714 >stop eating eating salads this is the worst advice I have ever seen on the internet

Anonymous Wed Aug 19 10:00:07 2015 No.861728
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>>861726
nah, here's a secret about women that most of them dont understand. see its good to eat a side. hell I enjoy salad. but women go on salad diets. now if you just eat shitty salads all the time, you get bloated and do epic watery shits. especially the nonsense that women get told on tumblr and womens magazines about nutrition. like eating heaps of celery because of its "negative calories" which is also bullshit.

I eat vegetables but I also eat bread and meat and a range of foods, not just lettuce and a tomato.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 19 10:03:09 2015 No.861729 File: 38 KB, 407x405, d143b737e978ec065b8d71fe5f12c796160e6d3f4858062115a61cb8ab50ccc4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>861726 women also dont like other people to hear them so they'll flush while going to mask the noise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 19 10:07:08 2015 No.861733 >>861728 bread is bad for you Americans at least don't eat nearly enough vegetables >>861729 I'm not a woman

Anonymous Wed Aug 19 10:17:36 2015 No.861737
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>>861733
>bread is bad for you

This, tbh. I'm not a health-freak, I both drink and shoot up Krokodil, but what I most certainly won't do is eat bread. Or what my friends and I call it: Cancer-on-a-plate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 19 10:18:31 2015 No.861738 >>861714 >>861720 Holy fuck what, I mean, people actually make themselves floves for toilet paper?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 19 10:20:47 2015 No.861741 >>861737 >Krokodil bullshit, post pic with timestamp

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 19 10:25:26 2015 No.861744 >>861741 You caught me, anon, I'm not actually a Krokodil-user. Nothing slips by you, huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 19 10:28:45 2015 No.861745 File: 24 KB, 600x350, wetlands.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>861738 they most certainly do. they wrap several layers around their whole hand to avoid touching anything. they can use a whole role per day at certain periods.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 19 10:30:59 2015 No.861747 >>861744 So.. you think bread is healthy then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 19 10:31:00 2015 No.861748 >>861737 If this were a ylyl thread I would have just lost. Said like a true b tard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 19 10:34:57 2015 No.861750 >>861747 It depends on the bread, obviously. Bread-haters are right up there with the people who think we haven't evolved to digest milk yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 19 11:12:39 2015 No.861771 File: 254 KB, 493x280, 3115939917_1_7_b7e4RaVV.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>861750 >buh-but my organic food isn't sprayed with pesticides, right? anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 19 11:21:16 2015 No.861779 >>855282 Thats not actually how aerofoils work. Its a very common misconception based on a disproved theory from decades ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 19 11:45:37 2015 No.861790 >>861737 "Amused baker" But thats butcher.... Do you have a picture of a tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor, spy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 19 11:48:00 2015 No.861794 >>861790 He's the son of a baker, though. It's a half-arsed reference joke, but I stand by it.

Anonymous Wed Aug 19 11:59:24 2015 No.861799

>>861210
>Good luck using that cd in a year, there's a reason jewel cases have space between the bottom and the surface of the disc.
You're right, anon. Next time I need a case for a cd and I have no jewel cases around, I will just leave my CD exposed to the elements until I can but some more, rather than fold it within a paper envelope for 45 minutes while I run to the store. Surely the CD will last longer that way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 19 12:24:50 2015 No.861809 >>861750 But they're right. Bread is shit for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 19 12:59:40 2015 No.861835 >>861809 Everything is shit, out the end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 19 13:25:46 2015 No.861853 File: 6 KB, 298x170, i.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Omfg you people still use cds... I have to go back to /g/

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 19 14:20:20 2015 No.861884 >>861853 You'd rather listen to botnet music? Also, what self-respecting /g/-tard doesn't have a turntable?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 19 14:29:11 2015 No.861889 >>861884 Was this an accurate depiction of /g/'s current state, or a blatant troll?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 19 14:30:55 2015 No.861892 >>861889 ...it's an accurate depiction and why I'm here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 18:18:45 2015 No.862643 >>861714 >>861737 >>861884 I can't tell if I'm in /diy/ /mu/ /g/ or /b/

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 18:28:53 2015 No.862645 File: 9 KB, 259x194, received_1027838030560900.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>859898

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 19:43:27 2015 No.862671 >>862643 There is also just the tiniest hint of /co/ Great innit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 20:06:41 2015 No.863211 >>861678 Fuck yes. I knew I wasn't alone. >>859904 Guys don't need to wipe front to back. Also another tip to add to the pile: it helps to do zigzag or lateral wipes just before the polish stage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 23 16:42:11 2015 No.864069 >>861460 Polished shit, is still shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 07:38:35 2015 No.864371 File: 855 KB, 1364x1089, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 08:49:22 2015 No.864387 >>864371 >Toronto >cops more serious than other places ok buddy

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:32:36 2015 No.864395 >>864387 I'm not your buddy guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:44:18 2015 No.864402 >>864395 I'm not your guy, pal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:50:13 2015 No.864427 >>864402 I'm not your pal, mate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 12:11:21 2015 No.864453 File: 79 KB, 500x281, 1408852169250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not 100% a "life hack" per se, but actually useful in everyday life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 12:19:49 2015 No.864454 >>862645 Saved me a couple of times.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 12:21:29 2015 No.864455 >>864453 Jesus fucking christ... You know Google have a "search help" link right on their fucking front page? Fucking "life hack" twerps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 13:28:55 2015 No.864478 >>855210 my god...life changed...thank you jesus of alcoholism for showing me the light

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 13:35:11 2015 No.864482 >>855282 i cant even figure out how to read this left to right or up to down?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 13:39:33 2015 No.864483 File: 1.64 MB, 2304x1296, aliencontact.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>864371 >>861460 >>855297 >>855282

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 20:38:15 2015 No.864654 >>861728 >I also eat bread Look at this retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 20:53:50 2015 No.864658 >>862643 Don't forget /fit/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 20:53:53 2015 No.864659 >>864654 I try to only eat whole wheat bread. I'd say 6/7 days I eat whole wheat bread where normal people use white bread, and day 7 I have only 1 piece of italian bread with mom's home-made sauce. Am I still gonna die?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 01:07:37 2015 No.864748 >>864659 Jesus, why are you eating bread every day?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 01:34:25 2015 No.864756 >>864659 We're all going to die anon Thanks a lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 06:42:56 2015 No.864820 >>859904 Step 1: Wipe roughly with dry paper Step 2: Wipe with damp/wet paper, folded twice so it won't break Step 3: Wipe again with dry paper You can thank me later.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 07:55:15 2015 No.864827 File: 482 KB, 1844x1368, hot dog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hack ur hot doge fggt

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 08:07:19 2015 No.864829 File: 1.47 MB, 1489x2935, shtf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>864371 something similar but actually interesting imo

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 10:51:08 2015 No.864873 >>855128 >>life hacks god i fucking hate this term. fucking edgy faggoty trendy-hipster bullshit lingo

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 11:37:32 2015 No.864887 >>854730 Has anyone ever been OKAY with the term Life Hack? It makes me want to shoot somebody. "How to hack a watermelon" ARRRRGGGGGGGHHH

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:36:46 2015 No.864944 >>864820 you dip the paper in the bowl in public restrooms, don't you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:49:53 2015 No.864947 >>864887 When the term first appeared, it was used for things like modifying your sleep cycle and other things that actually fit the description. Now it's used for any kind of "tip", mostly of the completely useless kind, by fucktards, for fucktards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 17:09:13 2015 No.865034 >>864944 If I must. But I tend not to shit in nasty ones. I generally tend not to shit in public restrooms as it takes me too long. Either way, you can't get clean without a solvent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 18:00:01 2015 No.865064 File: 1.27 MB, 1920x1200, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >if you have tons of text/background constant colors, use png >if you are taking a picture, use PNG

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 18:56:06 2015 No.865086 File: 112 KB, 736x736, 926d36c9e2116479df3fa882ebd2afa1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If this ain't useful, I don't know what is any more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 19:12:55 2015 No.865094 >>858304 >>857986 Look up disc rot

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 19:27:08 2015 No.865104 File: 974 KB, 450x254, Exploding duck anus.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>865064 First thing I read. >aerofoils goddammit. I thought this had been settled ages ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 21:24:53 2015 No.865170 >>864371 You shouldn't break the law

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 21:27:07 2015 No.865171 >>865170 kek Life hack for niggers: How to Stay Out of Jail - Don't break the law.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 22:22:07 2015 No.865191 >>864827 I literally just did this. Its legit excellent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 16:21:10 2015 No.866720 >>865104 That file name...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 16:27:57 2015 No.866724 >>854775 Apple is the most expensive company in the world, it won't disappear anytime soon

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 17:10:05 2015 No.866755

>>864483
I get what they're trying to say, but for fuck's sake. Don't use "Absolute zero" as a measurement of probability. It's a fucking temperature.
If they said "Between the insane rate ... of the aliens are roughly zero..." or "practically zero." or "so close to zero as to make no difference."

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 17:13:19 2015 No.866757 File: 101 KB, 530x389, Smells and tastes like crap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>859480 Is this how your pals determined your butt smells?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 17:16:10 2015 No.866758 >>854875 You can burn music into discs, whipper snapper.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 17:21:03 2015 No.866761 File: 196 KB, 1200x1200, hardware heaven.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>854901 Hardware storage has progressed significantly since the jar hanging stuff days of lore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 17:56:01 2015 No.866773 >>863211 SERPENTINE, dammit! Shit snipers might zap your ass if you don't serpentine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 19:32:52 2015 No.866820 I made a bunch of these sorts of things. HD died hard so... They're out there somewhere. Mostly people on reddit claiming my work is theirs I bet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 23:19:06 2015 No.866951 >>864483 Let's say I'm the first human to make alien contact. Luckily, HFY threads on /tg/ have convinced me of the superiority of human technology and fighting spirit. I grab my nugget and let 'em have it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 22:23:44 2015 No.867453 >>855050 rotational velocidensity?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 13:02:14 2015 No.867682 File: 749 KB, 1851x1170, 1435162216541.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what about this life hack?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 22:24:25 2015 No.867909 >>865104 I like that big increase in temperature of the tennis ball just as its most comrpessed

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 23:39:40 2015 No.867954 >>864827 I just threw up on my dog

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 00:02:26 2015 No.867962 >>859947 well, at least it's clean assholes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 02:10:01 2015 No.868003 File: 15 KB, 580x186, aaa-batteries.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 02:11:03 2015 No.868005 File: 32 KB, 580x353, duct-tape-fletching.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 02:13:10 2015 No.868006 File: 35 KB, 580x580, mini-lantern.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 03:07:19 2015 No.868017 >>867682 Every bathroom tile should have that on it, every bathroom stall and on every sheet of toilet paper.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 03:47:00 2015 No.868026 >>859904 Just poop in the morning before you shower like a normal person.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 03:56:07 2015 No.868027 >>865064 >not just always using .png It's not the 90's any more. I'm fucking sick of seeing everyone using .jpg and things being shared so much it becomes 80% artifacts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 03:59:18 2015 No.868028 >>868003 Don't do this it makes mustard gas

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 08:43:33 2015 No.868051 >>868028 Really?? Fuck. Thanks, I won't try it then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 10:09:44 2015 No.868063 >>868026 You don't take exaggeratedly long poops at work? I take a 15 min "poop" at work each day. The actually process takes about 2 min. The rest is smart phone time. 45 minutes of paid break a week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 10:30:29 2015 No.868069 >>868063 shift leader does that at my job. except he takes like 4 or 5 shits a day at 15-20 minutes each. And while he does I have to do his work, too. Fucking hate this job as a pizza delivery driver, can't wait to go back to Uni in a month

Anonymous Mon Aug 31 11:29:52 2015 No.868088

>>868028
wtf? how does adding aluminum foil to bridge the gap on AAA's to use in a AA slot make mustard gas? there is no added sulfur, chlorine, or hydrogen/carbon. Are you saying that the aluminum somehow eats through the battery and catalyses the chemicals therein to make sulfur mustard gas?
BUULLLSSHIIITT Troll.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 11:53:01 2015 No.868091 >>868088 Dude, mustard gas is made from mustard. There's no mustard in batteries.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 12:29:01 2015 No.868105 >>855332 so you can differentiate the paragraphs, maybe?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 12:43:56 2015 No.868111 >>861728 A woman metabolism is different from a man's. Usually women get more constipation so it's not that common for women to end up shitting water after eating a fucking ton of salad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 12:58:48 2015 No.868114 >>868091 Wrong. Mustard is made by dissolving mustard gas in water.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 13:00:26 2015 No.868116 >>866724 The fact that they have shitloads of capital at hand is a bad sign in my book, it means they don't know how to invest it in improving the company (apart from their ridiculously expensive new HQ)

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 13:02:10 2015 No.868118 >>866761 But the "jar-under-shelf" uses otherwise unused space.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 14:51:10 2015 No.868161 >>868116 As much as I dislike Apple, having shitloads of extra capital is a sign of a mature company, especially when stock dividend payout is stable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 14:57:48 2015 No.868167 >>865104 Honestly the amount of people who quote that bullshit. It will never. EVER. go away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 15:24:17 2015 No.868173 >>864829 Pretty nice story and tips... i readed all and now i want to read a book or something related to apocaliptic shit (like metro 2033)

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 15:32:48 2015 No.868175 >>861714 this is idiotic

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 15:36:03 2015 No.868176 >>868173 Exactly my sentiments

>>	Finley Tue Sep 1 19:38:06 2015 No.868742 File: 5 KB, 250x187, 1441056259034.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>865104 b... but... how does the plane fly upside down then?

>>	Finley Tue Sep 1 19:41:27 2015 No.868747 File: 346 KB, 1280x1280, 1417204642160.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Like this OP?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 19:56:13 2015 No.868755 File: 2.82 MB, 480x310, 136239405383.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 00:57:31 2015 No.868880 >>868755 Shit, that's ingenious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:17:11 2015 No.868884 >>861714 >but anon what if i touch poo? Then you wash your fucking hands you brain dead whore and get on with your day. I have never understood people who are scared of their own output. Fucking ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:27:56 2015 No.868887 >>868880 Thats how all soldering irons used to work. He didn't cure cancer or anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 01:31:37 2015 No.868888 >>868887 Well, it seems 4chans being a cunt about posting images at the moment (Error: Upload failed). Heres a link to it instead. http://www.maniccollector.com/images/brassblowtorch.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:58:56 2015 No.868899 >>868888 >hmm, i need a handle >end of a broom, chunk of wood, rag or a corncob? >corncob it is

Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:24:50 2015 No.868900

>>861722
Women are strange creatures. I used to come home from work regularly to a warm flat, central heating on full fucking blast and all the windows wide open.
She even made me sit in the dark one night with all the electric off as it was some kind of earth day or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 06:55:58 2015 No.868905 >>855297 >dat chemistry section >no structural formulas or ideas on how to source them >ughhhhhhhhh

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 10:07:18 2015 No.868936 >>864453 Also things like -site:example.com work wonders when half of the results are from the same site that don't give information.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:28:04 2015 No.868966 >>854759 Some of us don't want to have to rebuy all our old games movies and music, child.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:02:42 2015 No.868991 >>865086 Saved. That'll come in handy for sure. Thanks, mate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 18:05:50 2015 No.868992 >>868173 >>868176 Has anyone published an english language version of such experiences?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 13:18:24 2015 No.869362 >>855282 >>855297 >>861460 Just take the Mysterious Island book by Jules Verne, you find much more tips how to survive without civilized environment there

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 13:28:51 2015 No.869367 >>868005 I like this one

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 13:44:32 2015 No.869371 >>861737 >/fit/

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 14:54:21 2015 No.869383 >>868173 >>868176 >>868992 The Road, i only now the movie but theres the book maybe less about technical survival then psychological

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 18:32:57 2015 No.869438 >>869362 I loved that book as a child. It taught me a lot. Maybe I'll reread it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 20:46:33 2015 No.869508 >>855066 >>855050 >>854875 >>854775 >>854759 ITT: /diy/ turns into /mu/

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 12:26:41 2015 No.869843 >>861750 Only niggers haven't evolved enough to drink milk yet

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 12:52:22 2015 No.869858 In an emergency, you can fire .410 shotgun shells from a hot glue gun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 14:20:48 2015 No.869890 >>864829 scary

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 17:35:35 2015 No.869973 >>864829 Desperate people are sickening sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:29:31 2015 No.870401 >>869973 its the only way to survive man, I feel the same thou. Aside from the prepper hobbie, I sincerely hope we never have to deal with that stuff

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:37:35 2015 No.870422 File: 799 KB, 799x589, 1408744256392.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>854875 >supporting small time musicians what a terrible thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:38:35 2015 No.870424 >>855307 such a crazy place, i was not expecting what i saw

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 18:58:42 2015 No.870435

>>864829
>a city under siege will turn into a Mad Max style anarchy
Jesus Christ, is there anyone who believes this? Women whoring themselves out for food and people trading gas and shit is true, but that a guy who lives on his own is inevitably going to get robbed and killed?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 19:33:49 2015 No.870450 >>870435 you need stuff, he has stuff, you kill him for his stuff with your two mates. And you also prevent getting your stuff stolen because you are with your two mates. Its quite simple

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:27:12 2015 No.870485 >>870422 Its an awful thing It gives a lot of terrible bands some sort of justification for even existing, wasting more and more of their short time here on earth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:17:37 2015 No.870506 >>870435 Bosnia wasn't just anarchy, it was ethnic cleansing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:30:31 2015 No.870508 >>870424 They get some pretty cool shit in. Some of the one off shit they get is a great price too. Regular stock items tend to be pricey though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 23:04:19 2015 No.870565 File: 224 KB, 1529x536, ck how to cook a pizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll throw a little /ck/ in here while we're at it

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 00:56:28 2015 No.870614

>>860019
Stand up, bend over, then wipe. Nothing hidden and you get much better purchase on on the bootyhole
>>860020
So wrong. folding is the only way to neatly take care of it, unless you like getting shit all over the rest of your ass

Anon, we need that guide. go to your recycle bin and restore it now

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 04:43:33 2015 No.870702 File: 3 KB, 96x124, 1441074112479s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>861750 >we haven't evolved to digest milk yet. Tell that to my swampy shits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 17:39:56 2015 No.870999 >>866773 If that's an intentional "In-Laws" reference, you're my hero.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 17:42:40 2015 No.871001 >>868088 Really? A troll on 4chan? Thank you, citizen, for sorting us right the fuck out.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 18:02:09 2015 No.871022

>>870565
oh man whenever someone mentions a block of cheese i can;t help but imagine grating a block of cheese and then accidentally grating my fingers and knuckles.

or when someone else is parking a car and they tell me to look out for a space i think 'keep your eyes peeled' and imagine peeling my eyeballs with a potato peeler.

used to freak me out but i'm getting kind of desensitised to it now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 12:51:16 2015 No.871454 File: 54 KB, 503x720, how to make a banana cookie don't do this you will die.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>870565 Did you say /ck/ ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 12:52:21 2015 No.871455 File: 717 KB, 1336x4460, ramen sundae.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>870565 Ramen Sundae lifehack might come in useful one day, too

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 12:54:46 2015 No.871456 File: 83 KB, 866x629, subway.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>870565

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:23:06 2015 No.871467 >>871455 Holy shit.. I am literally crying at work right now reading through this.. this just made my fucking day. Sides are on fire right now. >how many times can you microwave a bowl of ramen before it starts to begin questioning its existence

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:28:31 2015 No.871470 >>870565 >>871455 >>871456 Seriously, this thread is just doing it for me right now with these thread caps. Fucking 10/10 for making people wondering why someone [me] is crying at work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:38:42 2015 No.871477 >>864483 >dont use arrow, they may not be intuitive to aliens >draw people waving to show we want to meet them >waving is intuitive too many plotholes. ganna get us all killed

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:17:03 2015 No.871691 File: 37 KB, 500x375, 1424578270814.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>871454 >nitroglycerin At least TRY to be subtle

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:55:45 2015 No.871706 >>864827 wait, i made this. did i post this? can a mod tell me if i posted that? >>865191 is this me? >>867954 fuck u fggt hack ur hote doge

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:18:53 2015 No.871740 File: 1.39 MB, 2153x1995, WP_20150907_001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>855282 I tried this on my shirt. Wouldn't recommend, it turns out that the lettering doesn't survive the trip very well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 05:25:53 2015 No.871821 >>864371 "you shouldn't break the law", faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 07:23:28 2015 No.871846 >>868005 Thats how I made my first arrow! Used straightest bamboo for shaft and piece of metal for head. Embarrasingly, it was to shoot the neighbors dog cause I was broke and starving.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 08:06:07 2015 No.871851

>>870435

The best way to stay alive on your own is to be entirely transient, never stay anywhere more than a single sleep, never leave traces. Even then, if one day you run into a group of three, four people, it's pretty much all over if they want your stuff, or don't like your face.

Whilst the concept of being a loner might seem appealing, I would be far more inclined to band together with people I trust from the start. Strength in numbers (but not too many numbers).

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 09:36:09 2015 No.871868 >>868005 Don't do this it also makes mustard gas

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:43:12 2015 No.871910

>>868118
hang one of those under the shelf, and get even more storage or even better make your own out of 1/4" plywood for the main body of the drawer unit, and 1/8" plywood for the drawers and put an acrylic front on the drawers, i've always ended up breaking the drawers on the cheaper ones

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:15:58 2015 No.871920

>>869843
You know its pretty much only white people who can drink milk, right? Asians can't, Indians can't, Africans can't. They all get enough sun that they don't need to drink milk to get that vitamin D. Hell, most of them get too much sun, thus the brown/black skin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:29:18 2015 No.871921 >>871920 That's bullshit, north african people have a pretty big dairy and milk culture and they're not really white.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:15:00 2015 No.872129 >>871454 so what does this do

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:00:22 2015 No.872162 >>872129 Makes mustard gas

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 03:01:59 2015 No.872164 >>872129 Makes cookies you illiterate nigger

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 04:43:32 2015 No.872191 >>854730 Thank you!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:07:46 2015 No.872268 >>868118 Or you could get a real storage system and... ... wait for it ... hang it under the shelf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:53:03 2015 No.872287 >>872164 >>872162 pls dont bully me

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:37:56 2015 No.872343 File: 6 KB, 165x250, 1437762843880s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>859484 >excellent quality sound >excellent quality pleb

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:06:48 2015 No.872354 >>872287 gb2tumblr

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:38:58 2015 No.872368
File: 41 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>854730
>Life hack
The term alone makes me feel empty inside. It's a term coined by morons for morons in reply to solving one of lifes many non-problems.

Half the shit these 'life hack' types dream up either isn't any better or easier than a conventional method, dangerous, long winded, pointless or irrelevant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:02:53 2015 No.872382 Ctrl F Search and word on a web page.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:49:39 2015 No.872394 >>872343 0/10 apply yourself faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 03:39:32 2015 No.872567 >>868003 Iwantmybatteriestoexplode.exe

Anonymous Thu Sep 10 04:47:22 2015 No.872577
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>>872368
turn the can tab and place straw through the tab. why the fuck drinks from a can with a straw? how would you even drink the jelly lumps in your coconut juice with a straw?

Anonymous Thu Sep 10 05:31:16 2015 No.872582

>>868027
Jpgs being saved and uploaded doesn't introduce compression artifacts. Dumbass twitter users that want to make maymays who import a jpg and proceed to save it as a jpg are the ones who do it. Jpgs are good as a final copy. Bitmaps are good for fora picture that requires high quality. Pngs are also high quality but should be reserved only for pictures that need the transparency layer or are large images with few colours (read: anime)

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 06:14:50 2015 No.872584 >>872582 Any decent JPG encoder can save unaltered, tinted, brightened, or 90-degree-rotated macroblocks losslessly. If loading then saving a JPEG isn't lossless, your encoder is pants.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 09:30:14 2015 No.872627 >>872368 >Welcome to my laboratory, where safety is number one priority

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 10:44:14 2015 No.872635 >>872368 go back to reddit you contrarian faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 14:28:08 2015 No.872712 File: 46 KB, 367x299, 20120515-goats%20milking%20Dagana[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>871920 >You know its pretty much only white people who can drink milk, right? Tumblr is thataway... >muh milk priviledge

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 22:22:27 2015 No.872892 >>872268 Holy fuck MIND. BLOWN

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 22:31:42 2015 No.872901 If you drink a cup of bleach every morning, you will stop having unintelligent or impure thoughts

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 22:32:43 2015 No.872902 Life hack: Fire is the cleanser

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 04:33:27 2015 No.873019 >>871921 Aye, as far as i know the only ones really iffy about milk is asians, they have the lowest milk tolerance. Not sure about native americans.

Anonymous Fri Sep 11 04:43:52 2015 No.873023
File: 819 KB, 1344x2264, IMAG1977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I accidentally a whole life hack just now, got the shits with having to repaint the sprue marks for model wheels once they were cut from the frame and made this. I thought this would be helpful for scale modelfags who need to paint wheels.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 04:47:29 2015 No.873027 >>873023 >repainting model wheels how very useful

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 04:53:28 2015 No.873029 >>873027 So you're not a modelfag. Did you want a trophy or is this acknowledgement of your existence enough for you? >>872901 Also useful for passing urine tests. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqbn7oxXh38

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 05:14:08 2015 No.873031 >>861889 "Botnet" has been the hottest buzzword in /g/ for years. People there are an inch from using smoke signals to free themselves of the postal office botnet.

Anonymous Fri Sep 11 17:25:08 2015 No.873170

>>872712
Wiki: Today, this haplotype can be found in 80% of Europeans and Americans of European ancestry, though the percentage of the population who are lactase persistent in sub-Saharan Africa and Southeast Asia is very low. It is absent in the Bantu of South Africa and most Chinese populations.

Also, lactose intolerant people who can't drink milk have less problems with yogurt and less with hard cheeses.
But yeah >>871920, Big chunks of south american inherited lactose tolerance, several african tribal regions are known for having it, indian's CAN (not native americans), and of course, it's all trends, most of the groups were listed as the majority being intolerant to lactose, not completely.
Check out the table at the bottom of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactase_persistence

Anonymous Fri Sep 11 18:28:40 2015 No.873191

>>864453
The ~ is no longer a necessary search modifier. Google automatically searches for synonyms of your search terms. Try googling a bunch of words and notice what emboldened words come up in the results, often they are synonyms of words you actually searched

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 23:20:09 2015 No.873275 >>864827 >no shrimp salad >no mashed potatoes

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 23:22:44 2015 No.873277 >>868063 It literally takes me half an hour to poop, so I got in trouble at work for taking too long on the toilet when I tried to poop at work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 23:25:44 2015 No.873280 >>873277 Son you need some metamucil

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 01:20:07 2015 No.873323 >>872268 "get a real storage system" It's /diy/ mate

Anonymous Sat Sep 12 01:44:02 2015 No.873326

>>873277
Guy at work got in trouble for taking long poops. They told him he had to poop over his lunch break. He said no, the tried firing him. Union stepped in and said hell no. State law says that people must be given adequate time to use the bathroom. The union was encouraging him to lawyer up. He didn't not sure if they settled or he just let it go.

>We got an official memo from high up that said that we can use the toilet when we need to for how long we need to but abuse of the system will be punished.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 01:52:32 2015 No.873328 >>858976 Post your ass wiping tips

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 02:48:50 2015 No.873336 >>858976 i wipe back to front master race here, im a guy

Anonymous Sat Sep 12 05:22:52 2015 No.873360

>>873326
I've got IBS and can't help having to spend 40 minutes on the crapper occasionally.
Thankfully, most flare ups happen at home, so it doesn't happen often.
Sucks though when I have to explain to my supervisor that I just spent half an hour violently shitting myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 09:13:30 2015 No.874800 If you need a CR2032 battery and don't have one, you can substitute a US quarter and nickel stacked together. This works because (like potato batteries) quarters are copper and nickels are potatoes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 12:40:08 2015 No.874850 >>873029 >Did you want a trophy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:30:19 2015 No.874965 File: 422 KB, 640x480, 1346648852829.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>874800 Kek You got me

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