/diy/ - Do It Yourself

[Anonymous No.721757]

i want to show you my last project: Scrotum Warmer. If you warm the testicles every day at 42 degrees for about 40 minutes, you become sterile. A new easy contraceptive.

[Anonymous No.721764]

This is the mold.

[Anonymous No.721765]

Slow roasting your nuts every day... What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.721766]

Kevlar lamination

[Anonymous No.721767]

why make it from kevlar

is someone gonna try and shoot you in the balls while you're doing this?

[Anonymous No.721768]

Carbon fiber lamination.


>>721767
only aesthetic

>>721765
There are no evidences about irreversible damage.

[Anonymous No.721770]

[Anonymous No.721774]

Could you make a photo with a ruler, or anything else so I can visualize the scale.

[Anonymous No.721776]

>>721774
Its a sphere of about 80 mm in diameter.

[Anonymous No.721780]

>>721757
is this some sort of pre-embryonic holocaust you evil genius

[Anonymous No.721781]

>>721768
>no evidences about irreversible damage

except sterility

[Anonymous No.721783]

>>721781
No, reversible after few months.

[Anonymous No.721803]

>>721783
Any progress on this thing?

[Anonymous No.721809]

How does the mistress attach the lock?

[Anonymous No.721810]

>>721757

I assume you mean 42 degrees C, which is 108 degrees F.

Where the hell do you think people are going to find the time to sit down for 40 minutes a day with a scrotum warmer?

Last comment- those magnets look like an invitation to pinching your nutsack. I hope you're putting some foam or something at the interface.

[Anonymous No.721813]

>>721809
>wanting to get castrated
>wanting to damage your nuts and lowering your testosterone

You fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.721815]

oh god, are you that same crazy fucker that made the piss hypnosis device?

[Anonymous No.721816]

Are you that same crazy fucker that made cologne out of concentrated ball sweat?

[Anonymous No.721819]

Fucking straight people are insane with their ideas on how to stop balls from making sperm.

[Anonymous No.721845]

>>721810

I did. About 10 years ago. Only I did it by dipping my balls in a crock pot that I bolted to the underside of a plastic chair that I made a hole in. 30 days of soaking, 6 months of bareback sexytime. After which the gf became pragneant. Not good.

[Anonymous No.721848]

You obviously need to install a digital thermometer

[Anonymous No.721910]

>>721813
I think he's making a joke

[Anonymous No.721912]

I'm into this. Pic is my nut warmer. It runs a little under 40 degrees, but it's worked for 5 years of bareback fucking, combined with withdrawal without any incidents.

[Anonymous No.721913]

>>721757
the pill is cheaper

[Anonymous No.721914]

I'm into this. Pic is my nut warmer. It runs a little under 40 degrees, but it's worked for 5 years of bareback fucking, combined with withdrawal without any incidents.

[Anonymous No.721941]

Are you that same crazy person who wanted to order 1/3rd of a ton of crab meat for a project?

[Anonymous No.721942]

>>721757
epic new meme

[Anonymous No.721980]

Are you that same crazy fucker that made that coat out of hobo teeth?

[Anonymous No.721990]

>>721914
I didn't know that purposefully inducing sterility was a use for jacuzzis

[Anonymous No.721992]

>>721757
why in fucks name are you using composites?
>>only aesthetics
Just because it looks cool? You think a big black ball hanging off your scrotum looks cool? And even then why would you choose CARBON FUCKING FIBER which is fucking rough and can give you carbon fiber splinters IN YOUR DICK. No way in fuck am I sticking my balls in that

And let's not forget that in order to achieve this type of contraception you have to DO THIS FOR MONTH.

Strong neodymium magnets are another thing that SHOULD NOT GO NEAR YOUR BALLS. Because they can pinch.

>>There are no evidences about irreversible damage.
There are also no long term studies either.

[Anonymous No.722056]

>>721810
yes, 42° C.
you can wear it while you're watching a movie, or working at PC.

>>721815
i'm anonormale, yes.

>>721848
isnt necessary, the resistance is calibrated to 42° C

>CARBON FUCKING FIBER which is fucking rough and can give you carbon fiber splinters IN YOUR DICK

no, i'll smooth the edges. also the fibers are covered with the resin.

[Anonymous No.722063]

For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.722064]

>>722063
sterelity, and its cool to wear.

[Anonymous No.722067]

Oh fuck OP, you made my day

[Anonymous No.722084]

What are you using to heat this thing? Is it battery powered? Best not be using li-ions.

[Anonymous No.722217]

>>722084
>What are you using to heat this thing?
heating pads like pic related

powered by a normal power supply 9V DC

[Anonymous No.722219]

before the milling

[Anonymous No.722220]

The scrotum warmer in a raw state

[Anonymous No.722243]

>>722084
Use lithium-ions for occasional extra nut roasting.

>>721757
>A new easy contraceptive
It has been known for decades that heating the balls reduces fertility. Why is this warmer thingy new? How reliable it is?

[Anonymous No.722249]

>>722243
>Why is this warmer thingy new?

there aren't heating devices designed for the scrotum. you can do a hot bath, but this is more comfortable and elegant.

[Anonymous No.722643]

i've put the connectors and...

[Anonymous No.722645]

...the heating pads

[Anonymous No.722646]

The heat is unnecessary, because nobody that wears this is getting any sex.

[Anonymous No.722649]

>>722646
Ya burnt.

[Anonymous No.722651]

>>722643
>>722645
> bnc connectors

This went from funny-ish to hilarious
I'm dying here

[Anonymous No.722654]

>>722651
the bnc connectors are so cool, true?

[Anonymous No.722655]

>>721767
couldn't hurt having bulletproof balls

I know they say all things in moderation, but there aren't any plausible excuses for situations where overkill would mean more positive results.

[Anonymous No.722658]

Hey OP, how does it feel knowing you've made this out a Toys 'R' Us Pokéball?

[Anonymous No.722734]

>>722249
Im sorry, but the absurdity of this line, in fact the whole concept in question here, is just... I dont even know what it is, but this is the best thing Iv seen all week. But this one line sums it up

>> there aren't heating devices designed for the scrotum.

Thank you OP for assuring me that everything has not yet been invented.

[Anonymous No.722737]

heating devices?

motorcycle handgrip warmers. You can get 70deg C rated ones for $5 a pair.

12V at about 2A

[Anonymous No.722738]

How the fuck dose this go on?

[Anonymous No.722741]

>>722643
>>722645

Please tell be you'll be using an audio amplifier for powering the balls.
> 2014
> Not mass murdering your sperm at the sound of hush little baby

> 2016
> people on /g/ arguing what cables are best
> " Ah yes these Audience cables did make the warmth to my balls full and lush."
> " Dont buy monster cables !! The power was too harsh and strident, now my balls are crisp and bloated."

I can't wait to see pictures of the device with massive rg58 in use OP.

[Anonymous No.722753]

what'd you use to mill them out?

[Anonymous No.722763]

>>722753
A cnc machine.

[Anonymous No.722805]

I'll buy one. $45 USD sound fair?

[Anonymous No.722810]

>>722738
Take one half of the cup, with the semi-circle cutout facing away from you.

Lower balls into cup.

Place top half of cup onto the bottom half, letting your weiner go through the hole made by the 2 semi-circle cutouts.

[Anonymous No.722811]

Op, you wonderful bastard.

[Anonymous No.722918]

Could you not make custom forming kits to accommodate us with larger balls?

>There could be money in this...

[Anonymous No.722949]

>>722810
So wait, you're roasting your cock too?

[Anonymous No.722959]

>>722810
> letting your weiner go through the hole

Is this an excerpt from the manual? Oh... my sides... can't breathe...

[Anonymous No.722960]

w-what the fuck did I just stumble upon

is this normal for this board

[Anonymous No.722967]

>>722960
rarely, yes....
Else I only remember the pisshypnotist and the imitation crab meat...

[Anonymous No.722978]

>>722960
Why are you even here?

[Anonymous No.723001]

>>722967
You mean this?
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2llkiu/the_uterine_box

[Anonymous No.723157]

Show us you wearing it.

[Anonymous No.723159]

>>723157
Sure. I'll make a promotional video and obv a video tutorial.

[Anonymous No.723174]

>>721815
>piss hypnosis device
the fuck was that ? pls explain.

[Anonymous No.723224]

>>723174
oh you don't wanaa know that ....

[Anonymous No.723225]

>>723224
We wanna know.

[Anonymous No.723238]

>>723224
Fuck yes we want to know

[Anonymous No.723257]

>>723225
>>723238
no you don't wanna know

>>722217
don't listen to the people telling you that you need a temperature regulator for this OP

[Anonymous No.723285]

>>721757
I read scrotum war-hammer for some reason.

[Anonymous No.723289]

>>723238
>>723225
>>723224
Google "Abnormale." That's who OP claims to be.

[Anonymous No.723348]

>>723289
Nada. You're gonna have to tell us.

[Anonymous No.723355]

>>723348
>google
>hypnosis machine urine
>first 2 results
>enjoy

[Anonymous No.723371]

>>723289
Sounds like something he'd do

[Anonymous No.723378]

Now, I might be a little oblivious to the comforts of putting a solid ball on your balls due to my personal lack of a Y chromosome, but this seems really impractical. How do you sit down comfortably with a kevlar ball between your legs, tugging on your nuts? Why on earth is this not made of fabric or other pliable material that is comfortable for the groin? If I had a nutsack I think I'd rather put it in a fluffy lined ball cozy than in a solid plastic ball.

[Anonymous No.723413]

>>722810
how wide is the hole? Keep in mind that the male member is a highly volatile structure when it comes to surounding it with a rigid device. If the shaft were to expand suddenly and/or without warning, the user may not have time to remove the heating device before things get uncomfortably tight...

Also, have you considered sweat control?

[Anonymous No.723414]

>>723413
this is gold
>>723378
please keep troubleshooting, this is too good

[Anonymous No.723425]

>>723289
actually it is "anonormale"
Thank me later

[Anonymous No.723451]

>>723378

We like it the hard way bby ;^)

[Anonymous No.723569]

thanks, 4chan...
how much does it cost?

[Anonymous No.723593]

>>722741
Why not instead have an aerial in the nut warmer and drive it from a 915MHz generator?

[Anonymous No.723692]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.723718]

Glued the lather inside the balls... The borders are not finished. Now i need to refine the details.

>Also, have you considered sweat control?
No, but you can clean the leather easy

>how much does it cost?
probably 100$ or 100€

[Anonymous No.723726]

>>723718
You should make it look like a pokéball.

[Anonymous No.723728]

>>723718
You should make the top half red and the bottom half white.

[Anonymous No.723735]

>>723726
Go Scrotal!

[Anonymous No.723737]

>>722967
>imitation crab meat...
oh shit man, what happened to that guy?
what did he do in the end?

[Anonymous No.723739]

>>723355
oh god wtf did I just watch?

[Anonymous No.723772]

>>721757
Why not fill the ball with microwave absorbing foam and use a magnetron in the room for that liberating wireless sperm genocide experience?

[Anonymous No.723777]

>>723772
Nice idea, maybe for the version 2.

[Anonymous No.723795]

>>723772
Balls are pretty good microwave absorbers anyway. I'm telling you - a 915MHz gen and an aerial or coil. You could use Curie point feedback for temperature control. Something like MnAs should be good. Maybe even swappable cartridges with different materials for adjustable temperatures.

[Anonymous No.723806]

>endangering your testicles
You women lovers do such bizarre things.

[Anonymous No.723834]

>>723735

Forty-Fucking-Keks

[Anonymous No.723837]

[Anonymous No.723839]

>>721783
Are you sure? With stuff like this you've got to be 100%.

[Anonymous No.723984]

>>723839
With stuff like this you've got to be 0% pussy ass bitch

[Anonymous No.724080]

>>723718
Roasting Chestnuts! that thing looks like a godamn Kinder Surprise Egg!

[Anonymous No.724160]

i see thatt you are italian based OP (if you are who you claim to be)
can i offer you a beer?

[Anonymous No.724254]

Just chop your dick off you beta cunt.

[Anonymous No.724257]

>>724080
Because you've never had one.

[Anonymous No.724560]

>>723718
>making luxury ball breakers
You'll take the S&M world by storm, OP.

[Anonymous No.724581]

>>721757
The government should be giving you money or something. Or Bill Gates.

[Anonymous No.724587]

>>723425
>anonormale
oh, he's just an edgy faggot. what a disappointment.

[Anonymous No.724591]

Making testicle warmers to induce sterility
>using digital drafting
>using cnc machinery
>kevlar
>carbon fiber
>leather
>electric heating pads

[Anonymous No.724679]

>>721781
>>724591
I think the OP is claiming that it doesn't induce permanent sterility, just temporary contraception.

It's a difficult concept to convey because sterility as a word by definition has a connotation of permanence.

See >>721768

I mean, it sounds plausible because the reason testes are outside of the body rather than inside is because the optimal temperature for sperm cell production is a bit lower than body temperature.

If heating your balls to 42 celcius for 40 minutes over a long period of time halts sperm production and induces reversible infertility with no permanent damage, I do not know.

I am going to lean on "no" as the answer.

But perhaps a bitter cynical anon that has no desire to ever have children and was planning to get a vasectomy anyway could test this for us, it would be interesting if the claim turns out to be true


Just immagine the next reverse trolling:
*having one night stand, furiously copulating, near point of climax*
"Oh baby yeah cum right in me, oh yeah"
"Umf w-wait, no, you're going to get pregnant!"
"I thought you said you were on the nut-warmer!"
"I LIEEEEEDDDDD!!! *hrhrmngngnglfffftfll*"

[Anonymous No.724690]

>>724591
All that's missing is it being controlled by an ASIC and a 24/7 status live feed.

[Anonymous No.724693]

>>724679
>"I thought you said you were on the nut-warmer!"
>"I LIEEEEEDDDDD!!! *hrhrmngngnglfffftfll*"

[Anonymous No.724694]

>>722643
>>722645
>>722651
>>722654
Op, could you tell me why you used BNC connectors out of everything else ?
I wouldn't be peaceful knowing the cables terminations are more tear resistant than my own nutsacks.
I'd go for something alla Magsafe or any non locking stuff for that matter.
This is asking for horrible accidents.

[Anonymous No.724839]

Watch out. Eventually It is going to go full Final Destination on you.

[Anonymous No.724868]

>>724694
I guess the +$50 premium model uses rechargeable batteries?

[Anonymous No.725210]

before painting

[Anonymous No.725218]

OP, I have the next stage of this project ready for you: tattoo the heater circuit onto the balls using EES. No need to remember to bring your ball cups when you stay the night at a lady's house. You just need to bring the power cord that plugs into your ass.

[Anonymous No.725220]

>>725218
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.725223]

>>725218
Let me know if you want me to contact the guy that researches this stuff. I work in and take classes a few buildings over from his lab.

[Anonymous No.725226]

>>725223
what about the resistence of this thing?

[Anonymous No.725230]

>>725226
No idea. It's a biological sensor of some sort, not a heater. I would imagine that a simple resistive circuit would be much easier to make than sensors, though.

[Anonymous No.725371]

This thread
Thanks OP

[Anonymous No.725467]

>>723718

> lather
> leather

I was wondering what the "lather "was for in your original diagram... thatnks for clearing that up. Then again, lather might be more comfy.

[Anonymous No.725471]

>>724679
>I think the OP is claiming that it doesn't induce permanent sterility, just temporary contraception.

I wonder if it is not just deforming the sperm. In which case you might just get a mutant surprise.

[Anonymous No.725484]

>>725471
congratulations. You've discovered how xmen was made

[Anonymous No.725486]

I don't get it. If you want to shoot blanks, man up and get a fucking vasectomy. Slow-cooking your balls in such a contraption is stupid.

OP has some nice SolidWorks skills tho, I give him that.

[Anonymous No.725510]

>>725486
>vasectomy
Yeah good fucking luck if your under 30 or don't have kids yet

[Anonymous No.725511]

>>725510
Original post says this warming method will also make sterile. What's the big difference?

[Anonymous No.725513]

>mfw this thread

[Anonymous No.725517]

>>725210
Don't stop! I'm interested!

[Anonymous No.725529]

>>725511
>What's the big difference?
Cancer risk increases when your balls are improperly stored.

[Anonymous No.725532]

>>725371
>>725513

[Anonymous No.725544]

>>725511
Nut roasting is supposed to cause only temporary infertility. English isn't OP's native language.

[Anonymous No.725579]

You know a vasectomy only cost me 450 USD...

[Anonymous No.725582]

>>725579
Probably, but its not confortable and elegant like these scrotum warmers.

[Anonymous No.725602]

>>725579
doctors are afraid to do them in australia due to liability :( what if you come back after ten years and decide to sue when you specifically requested to have your nuts deactivated. actually it's getting closer and closer to mao era medicine every day now here.

[Anonymous No.725610]

>>721845
A cockpot...

[Anonymous No.725727]

>>724694
So something from the MIL-C-5015 line maybe?

[Anonymous No.725728]

[Anonymous No.725729]

>>725728
That's fucking shiny.

[Anonymous No.725730]

[Anonymous No.725732]

>>725730
What's it coated in?

[Anonymous No.725734]

>>725732
bi-component epoxy varnish.

[Anonymous No.725737]

>>725734
Varnished kevlar balls with BNC connectors.
You're a madman.

[Anonymous No.725900]

This is awesome, where can I put my name down to buy one?

[Anonymous No.725929]

>>725900
Hey OP you have buyers already. Work fast on that thing will ya.

[Anonymous No.725937]

>>725900
Anon, you have more balls then me. I would not touch that device with a ten foot pole.

[Anonymous No.725944]

>>725929
>>725937
Fuck yeah I'm keen.

Better than getting the snip.

[Anonymous No.725956]

>>721819
At least there are some non-breeder cis scum.

Good for them, not polluting the world with their filthy crotchfruit.

[Anonymous No.725959]

>>725218
Why not just go for an MRI with a metal wire "accidentally" attached around your balls?

[Anonymous No.725971]

>>725959
because that would hurt, and an MRI is expensive.

[Anonymous No.725974]

>>725971
Oh shit, I forgot that not everyone lives in Canada for a second.

Seriously. I'm not even saying that with smugness. It didn't even cross my mind for some reason. Obviously I need to make like a tumblrette and check my privilege.

[Anonymous No.726019]

>>725974
Even if you have free heathcare, I doubt you can walk into an MRI clinic and just get one because you want to rip your balls off with the magnet.

[Anonymous No.726043]

>>726019
You could probably get referred for one from some walk-in clinic if you convinced them you had a real reason to. Healthcare is actually pretty sweet here, for the most part.

I'm a generally healthy guy, and sort-of aside from regular dental and dispensing of the odd medication from a pharmacy (covered by school's insurance anyway), I've not directly paid for any healthcare in my life.

Everything from some bigger cuts to getting metal shards out of my cornea (going from a walk-in clinic to an optometrist to opthalmology at a major hospital) happened within hours and for free, with timely follow-ups.

[Anonymous No.726045]

>>726043
>>726019

Oh, also, my university was giving out free MRIs for some low-level courses for fun. I know it doesn't really count, but it would have been remarkably easy to abuse, if someone was so inclined to.

[Anonymous No.726154]

>>721776
will my righty fit in there if he's 83mm?

[Anonymous No.726155]

>>723984
kek

[Anonymous No.726254]

here the cables... blue for the kevlar version and black/white for the carbon version.

[Anonymous No.726263]

>>726254
Those fucking BNC connectors.

[Anonymous No.726271]

>>725937
>Anon, you have more balls then me
That's because he is making them

[Anonymous No.726274]

>>726263
Lol. I like them...

[Anonymous No.726284]

>>726254
Jesus Christ, OP - what is wrong with you? Cables with 75 ohm connectors for 50 ohm sockets? Grats for Neutrik, though.

[Anonymous No.726322]

>>721757
Maybe a thermoconductive gel to distribute heat without burning your balls. Like vaseline or something.

Clever idea, OP, and a solid prototype. I hope it works out for you.

[Anonymous No.726325]

>>726322
>Vaseline
Let me tell you about vaseline. I used to keep a jar of it next to my computer's vent. Liquid vaseline is the best lube ever.

[Anonymous No.726327]

>>726254
> Those fucking neutrik connectors
I see you spare no expense OP.

> inb4 matched thyristor preregulated cc powersupply

[Anonymous No.726329]

>>726254

> Those fucking neutrik connectors
I see you spare no expense OP.

> inb4 matched thyristor preregulated cc powersupply

[Anonymous No.726369]

>>726325
Sounds like you've never used proper lube.

[Anonymous No.726370]

>>726369
I have, but nothing compares.

[Anonymous No.726378]

Instant nope

[Anonymous No.726389]

>>726378
But BNC CONNECTORS
NEUTRIX BNC CONNECTORS

[Anonymous No.726402]

>>723739
If you watch carefully there are two streams of urine coming from one penis powering the hypnosis device, this guy has some pretty funky genital piercings and/or modifications.

[Anonymous No.726405]

Is there a reason you have 2 different colored ones? or just because.

[Anonymous No.726510]

>>726405
Looks classier than painting an L on one and R on the other maybe?

[Anonymous No.726518]

>>721774
It needs to fit a pair of testicles. Unless you're a female virgin, you probably should know the approximate size of a pair of balls, and should be able to figure out how big the cups are

[Anonymous No.726519]

>>722649
Like OP's balls?

[Anonymous No.726533]

[Anonymous No.726534]

OP is the hero that DIY deserves.

[Anonymous No.726537]

>>726533
Looks nice.

[Anonymous No.726561]

>>726533
Does it make a horribly ominous "CLICK" when you close it when empty?

[Anonymous No.726565]

>>726561
Yes, but the magnets aren't too strong. So dont worry about your scrotum. I tried it.

[Anonymous No.726571]

>>726510
I can't believe people still aren't getting how these fit on.

[Anonymous No.726572]

>>726533
I want to own some of these just to have them. I don't even want to sterilize my sperm. I just want them to keep on the self.

[Anonymous No.726574]

>>726565
>I tried it.

Quality control is a top priority at the testicle warmer factory. Every pair is personally tested and certified pinch-free by one of our eight highly-trained technicians.

[Anonymous No.726580]

I'm looking for a source for small flexible heaters with temperature control. Can you provide me with a link to some? All I've been able to find so far are poorly written pages that want me to call China.

[Anonymous No.726582]

>>726574
>from the user's manual

[Anonymous No.726600]

OP, use peltier modules so you can make either ball warmers or ball coolers

[Anonymous No.726601]

>>726600
>Ball coolers
what

[Anonymous No.726603]

>>726601
for when they're sore

[Anonymous No.726685]

Can we get a pic of you wearing them? You know, for science and shit.

[Anonymous No.726693]

>>726685
for sure. I'll do some photos and a video soon.
you will find them on my blog...probably i cant post NSFW material here.

[Anonymous No.726695]

>>726693
Link it here at the very least.

[Anonymous No.726726]

>>725223
What school?

[Anonymous No.726776]

>>726695
Cannot wait until link is posted...anticipation.

[Anonymous No.726850]

Come on OP, give us some more glamor shots of your testicle toasters.

[Anonymous No.726869]

>mfw this entire thread

[Anonymous No.726870]

Kickstarter link?

[Anonymous No.726872]

[Anonymous No.726884]

>>722643
>BNC
>>723718
>Leather
>>725210
>Sanding
>>725730
>Paint
>>726254
>Cables
.............................------------------------------->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>..^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>My Sides
>Implying they are still here.....

[Anonymous No.726895]

>>723355
>http://vimeo.com/97108037
THIS DOES NOT ANSWER A SINGLE QUESTION

[Anonymous No.726896]

>no pictures of device in action
They don't even fit do they?

[Anonymous No.726907]

>>722056
>the resistance is calibrated to 42° C
Shit happens. I don't want to put my balls on a piece of heated metal with no feedback loop.

[Anonymous No.726912]

>>722753
>>722763
lol

[Anonymous No.726916]

post pics of it on

[Anonymous No.726927]

>>725484
I think that, in the cold, harsh, boring reality we live, all you get is just a retarded kid. Which sometimes is an apt definition of some x-men, but we digress.

[Anonymous No.726964]

please wait a week for the definitive photoset.

This is the NSFW photo: http://imgur.com/yBzkUwy

[Anonymous No.726972]

>>726964
You are my hero.

You live in Italy, right?
Where abouts?
Lombardia makerfag here, would love to meet up with someone else.

[Anonymous No.726984]

>>726972
Friuli here. You can contact me on skype: tunkuruchu

[Anonymous No.726985]

>>726964
I'm not sure what I expected

[Anonymous No.726986]

>>726964
disgusting

[Anonymous No.726988]

>>726964

It's bigger than I expected.

The ball, I mean, not your penis.

You have a cute penis.

[Anonymous No.726989]

>>726964

This is it.

This is what the Internet was created for.

[Anonymous No.726990]

>>726964
I will never get over those fucking BNC connectors.

[Anonymous No.727019]

Did you shave them just for us?

[Anonymous No.727025]

Hahahahaha
What the absolute fuck
This was on the front page and I decided to check it out (normally never go on /diy/)
My sides have ceased to exist in this dimension, perhaps I will rejoin them in another life

[Anonymous No.727026]

>>727025
I know right? THis is so epic :D

[Anonymous No.727034]

>>727026
Le lol cd

[Anonymous No.727037]

>>726964
so you're taking orders right? RIGHT???

[Anonymous No.727039]

>>721757
As a /b/tard, i came here and i just saw this thread... Congratulations OP, you are one of us!!

[Anonymous No.727123]

>>727039

>Needing /b/'s approval

Shitpost.

[Anonymous No.727124]

>>727039
Please die and stay dead

[Anonymous No.727133]

>>726402
Actually it's not uncommon for men to have two urethral openings. Generally, only one is "functional" but sometimes piss just goes out the other opening instead.

[Anonymous No.727147]

>>726964
Well that clears up some confusion on my end. I thought this was going to go around the scrotum.

[Anonymous No.727154]

>>726964
This little cissie is doing some good feminist work.

Your shiny little toy can get fucktarded breeders to stop themselves! Feminist sites and ethical sex shops could sell them and send a cut of the profits to aid social progress!

Keep it up! I don't want to see another dirty crotch-goblin as long as I live, and you're one step closer to perfection.

[Anonymous No.727157]

>>727154
I can't tell if this is serious or not.

[Anonymous No.727173]

>>727147
no, I think you're more confused now. It's definitely going around the scrotum in that pic.

[Anonymous No.727175]

>>721757
Is this the new crab meat?

[Anonymous No.727176]

>>727173
No, in the pic it's a ball his scrotum is sitting on.

[Anonymous No.727180]

>>727176
If his scrotum was sitting on it, then he would have no balls, rendering the whole endeavor moot.

[Anonymous No.727181]

>>727176
He didn't take that pic as a photo-op for his penis

[Anonymous No.727193]

>>726964
laughing_moeblob.swf

[Anonymous No.727194]

>>726964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeZoC-Y0KRc

[Anonymous No.727215]

Say this much, dude, you've got balls.
Probably, not for much longer, tho.

Locking connectors on this job <shiver> I'll never see a BNC in the same way again.
Someone'll hook you up a 10BASE2 card after you fall asleep, that'll teach you.

[Anonymous No.727220]

>>726964

[Anonymous No.727224]

My favorite part of this is how OP really knows how to take a good photo - They're all in focus and well lit and everything.
I can actually tell what I'm looking at, it's great.

[Anonymous No.727226]

>>727224
it ain't no potato that's for sure

[Anonymous No.727233]

That is absolutely awesome, great concept and everything !
I heard of it a few years before, but I never thought somebody will actually do it.
And I never thought I'll see it here, but strangely I'm not surprised ...

May someone archived this thread for the glory of science ?

[Anonymous No.727236]

>>726693
And you said something about a blog !
Please send the link !

[Anonymous No.727239]

>>727224
look at that build quality, he knows his way around things fo sure

[Anonymous No.727244]

normally I only browse /g/ but decided to check this out... 10/10, seriously would buy, the gf can't fund a pill that works for her and condoms suck and break, so this would be very useful in my circumstances, but the connectors are a little scary.

[Anonymous No.727252]

>>726964

[Anonymous No.727278]

>>727244
Don't be afraid. Your balls will rip before the connectors.

[Anonymous No.727387]

>>726964
Seriously anon I want one
I'll probably never use it but that build quality is top, and it looks sweet

[Anonymous No.727394]

Archive NOW!

[Anonymous No.727400]

All you people asking for this thread to be archived need to learn yourselves some internets

http://archive.moe/diy/thread/721757

[Anonymous No.727427]

>>727215
>I'll never see a BNC in the same way again.

[Anonymous No.727432]

>>727154
>Feminist sites and ethical sex shops could sell them and send a cut of the profits to aid social progress!
you know it's well known that feminists oppose male birth control pills right?

[Anonymous No.727435]

>>727432
feminazis*
i've actually met a few feminists who are all about dudes getting equal pay for child support and dudes having access to birth control and condoms and shit.

i told them it's too much fun to rip on feminazis and call them feminists though.

[Anonymous No.727443]

>>727435
there is no "feminazi" movement
I was referring to members of the movement, not people who simply identify themselves of having a feminist perspective.

[Anonymous No.727445]

>>727432
Birth control? Ha. No.

It's well-known that testosterone is the root of all violent behaviour in our society. With a bit of tweaking, this would make a perfect permanent castration device. Just think of frying up all those little breeder balls! Aww, who took your precious little seeds away? hahaha...

And the cissies would be paying to do it to themselves! It's just brilliant.

[Anonymous No.727454]

>>727445
> HeLegitimatelyThinksThisIsBait.jpg

>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.727461]

>>727400
It's a weird middle ground between being too new to know about 4chanarchive and keeping up enough to know about Asagi.

[Anonymous No.727462]

>>727445
Nobody who goes on 4chan has ever talked like this.
Upgrade your bait.

[Anonymous No.727465]

>>727432
>http://jezebel.com/5913267/whore-pills-for-men-the-contraceptive-dream-that-could-finally-come-true
>The sooner men have their own version of whore pills the better off we'll all be
Unless you can find a more feminist source than fucking Jezebel.

[Anonymous No.727466]

Goddamnit! The first time I come to this board and this is the first thread I see.

[Anonymous No.727473]

>>726726
UIUC. Those pictures are from John Rodger's research group.

[Anonymous No.727476]

>>727445
>testosterone
you clearly are uneducated in your bait attempt
Protip
women have testosterone

If you're gonna try to rile people up, you gotta use pseudo science and "facts" in the form of surveys and other opinion based data.

[Anonymous No.727488]

>>721757

Anon you are insane

[Anonymous No.727489]

>>727476
Women have far less testosterone than men, you dumbass. I only use real science, what the hell is a bait?

You guys sure seem upset, though! Have fun boiling your balls!

[Anonymous No.727491]

>>727465
>linking to anything owned by gawker

[Anonymous No.727551]

>>727236
he is the anon known as anonormale
furst tumblr result

[Anonymous No.727554]

At the risk of taking the trollbait, men want more options for contraception than a cheap, thin piece of rubber or a surgery that may or may not be reversible. This anon has managed to work out an unorthodox new option. If it actually works, more power to him. It should be rather easy to test, too - just use the device for a while and get a fertility test done. It'll tell you if your swimmers are still swimming.

All that being said, if ever you decide to bring this to production, for the love of god, please go with a breakaway connection as has been suggested repeatedly.

[Anonymous No.727561]

>>727554
b-but hes got a breakaway connection..
albeit, an extremely painful one, admittedly..

/this fucking thread.

KIDS, please do not try this at home, especially if you are the easily-disrtacted type. Anon here is not your testicles friend. He issss a bad, bad man indeed.

[Anonymous No.727577]

>>721845
I'm fucking dying imagining this. You made my night anon, good work. By the way, good luck with this. I myself am just going to look into storing sperm and getting a vasectomy, but the general idea of the guy taking charge I can definitely approve and support.

[Anonymous No.727664]

>>727561
How about have it battery powered, and have the power supply go in your ass? Then you never have to worry about getting up and leaving it plugged in.

[Anonymous No.727814]

>>726964
>>>/z/

[Anonymous No.727865]

toasting in epic bread

[Anonymous No.727889]

>>726964
this is simultaneously the greatest and stupidest thing I've seen in a long time

[Anonymous No.727935]

OP should start a fucking kickstarter and begin mass producing these. I would seriously buy one for 50 bucks even if it didn't really work that well.

[Anonymous No.727936]

>>727935
too bad they're more like $100

[Anonymous No.727941]

>>727936

Not with the early bird special brah.

captcha: box scaldr

[Anonymous No.727964]

OP, could I ask you a question?

A great deal of your art/science has been dedicated to theme of procreation; what lead you to work on something so seemingly contrary in nature?

[Anonymous No.727966]

>>727964
>>727554

[Anonymous No.727968]

>>721757
OP...

you do know about Vasalgel right?

[Anonymous No.727976]

>>721766
>>721767
>>721768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rAFMC2O9dQ

[Anonymous No.728020]

You should market this to hikers and outdoorsment

It gets pretty fucking cold at night

[Anonymous No.728091]

>>728020
That's one way to keep from freezing your balls off.

[Anonymous No.728094]

>>728091
BADUM TSS

[Anonymous No.728139]

>>727964
i think because condoms cost too much

[Anonymous No.728141]

>>727964
may as well just use a fleshlight.

[Anonymous No.728150]

>>723425
Well, now I know what his penis looks like. Wasn't expecting that, though in hindsight I should have been.

[Anonymous No.728158]

>>726964
>http://imgur.com/yBzkUwy
This is not the same penis as on the tumblr. What gives, OP?

[Anonymous No.728169]

>>728158
it's the same, dont worry.

>>727964
i don't know... during the day i've some ideas. there isn't a real meaning.

[Anonymous No.728171]

>>721757
Why is this thread still up holy fuck /diy/

[Anonymous No.728196]

>>728171
Because it's the best thread I've seen in weeks.

[Anonymous No.728202]

You have no idea how badly I want this to be patented and become a mainstream, FDA approved, even man has one thing.

[Anonymous No.728203]

>>728202
every*
/even

[Anonymous No.728204]

>>728196
In lieu of Scrotum Warmer why doesn't OP become an eunuch. In India, if one desires to become an eunuch testicles are removed [not sure how...probably whacked off], the bloody balls thrown at nearest domicile's door due to profuse bleeding, and residents of said home expected to nurse newly initiated eunuch back to health.

[Anonymous No.728209]

>Orb-induced sterility

[Anonymous No.728221]

>>728202
The first step would be to show that it actually works and does not cause permanent damage.
OP could get legal protection for the shape and design, but patenting the method isn't possible.

>>728204
Why don't you get your own nuts chopped instead.

[Anonymous No.728239]

its not finished.
there are the rubber bands for an easy wearing.

[Anonymous No.728242]

Might as well punch yourself in the balls.

[Anonymous No.728250]

>>728221
Never had any to start with.

[Anonymous No.728306]

>>721757
42°F is pretty cold, m8

[Anonymous No.728307]

>>728306
42 c

[Anonymous No.728310]

>>726603
pretty sure if you're blue ballin, you don't need this

[Anonymous No.728316]

>>728306
Never go full retard

>b-but I was just pre...

Yeah, get lost

[Anonymous No.728318]

>>728316
You seem fat.

[Anonymous No.728388]

>>721757
Patent it before the jealous naysayers steal it from you, OP.

[Anonymous No.728403]

>>726600
Cause I want my balls to go into the negatives

[Anonymous No.728414]

OP, what do you do for work? I am legitimately interested in the manufacturing aspects of this, your use of molds and laminates.

[Anonymous No.728422]

OP can I invest in this early
give me like 5 stock points or whatever in this venture

[Anonymous No.728610]

>mfw this thread

[Anonymous No.728611]

>>721810
Wait. How mamy days do you need to do this and how effective is it and how long does it last? Vasogel wont be in the us until 2017 so this has hope

[Anonymous No.728617]

I'm laughing myself to death here. What the fuck OP?
Is thid real life?
Thank you OP.

[Anonymous No.728619]

will you still leave forensically identifiable semen?

[Anonymous No.728673]

this reminds me of a transgirl in some other chan that took regular hot baths to reduce testosterone. maybe OP should do a kickstarter.

[Anonymous No.728704]

>>728673
>>728422
Hell, Id invest.

[Anonymous No.728763]

Holy fucking shit, this is brilliant, OP inform us when the project is ready
Hope someone screencapped this

[Anonymous No.728778]

Has anyone screenshotted this thread?

I want to keep to future keks

[Anonymous No.728781]

Rubber bands finished.

Now im ready for the video and the photos. Thanks for the support and see you later.

[Anonymous No.729000]

>>727133
You're telling me it's not rare to have a double barrelled dick?

[Anonymous No.729012]

After seeing the video of this guy's "uterine box" this went from funny to scary really fast

[Anonymous No.729013]

>>729012
His tumblr is traumatising
http://anonormale.tumblr.com/

[Anonymous No.729017]

>>729000

Not going to link to all the other remarks about the double piss steam, but he mentioned in the original thread that he applied glue to the tip of his dick to adjust his spray for effect.

Now you know.

[Anonymous No.729183]

>>727465
>Jewzabel
>reliable news source

pick none.

[Anonymous No.729202]

>>729000

OH LAWDY, THOSE TRIPLE GOOSE EGGS!

[Anonymous No.729603]

>>721941
Did that dude ever report back?

[Anonymous No.729604]

>>721813
the joke
-----------
your head

[Anonymous No.729606]

>>721913
>implying the bitch takes it when she should

[Anonymous No.729608]

>>722741
>> Not mass murdering your sperm at the sound of hush little baby
LOL

rest of the post i still lol'd

[Anonymous No.729740]

Why not just use a slightly overheating laptop every day?

[Anonymous No.729759]

>>727400
When I was young the threads needed voting to be archived.

[Anonymous No.730499]

>>729759
oh shit, i forgot all about that

[Anonymous No.730623]

>>726533
neat

[Anonymous No.730789]

>>729013
Holy shit, that blog could keep all of tumblr triggered for the next few millenia

It's great!