Fuckomat2000

[Anonymous No.70416]

hello fellow annons, after months of hard work here is what i came up with. any ideas for possible improvement on the existing (patented) design are appreciated.

PS: where can i find sounds of hawt women moaning, since that will add more PRECIOUS REALISM.

don't remind me how low this is, we all knew it would come down to this lol. :F

[Anonymous No.70418]

you are a sick and twisted being.

[Anonymous No.70424]

>>70418
i was asking for design ideas, not stating the obvious, sir.

you wasted precious bandwidht and time of this wonderful community. crawl back to your cave troll.

[Anonymous No.70426]

not bad op. I wish i lived in the future where cloning is a diy hobby, and maturation chambers actually existed. I'd clone my own sexual partners from any dna I'd wish... eh well.

[Anonymous No.70427]

>>70426
that is a dream we all loners share bro.

[Anonymous No.70431]

very selfish bump

[Anonymous No.70433]

Sounds: search for porn with masturbating girls, convert it to mp3, done.
Another ideea would be to cover that "body" with some light brown, sand-colored leatherette. Heat that stuff up with a hair dryer (or sth. hotter, but no open fire), then this stuff should lose its structure and get more smooth.

[Anonymous No.70434]

just strip the audio out of solo vids man

you constructed all that but yet are stuck at this point?

[Anonymous No.70435]

>>70433
thought about porn but then there is some other prick making his manly noises. maybe lesbian/solo porn should work tho, so gonna give it a try.

interesting idea with the leather. the only problem i can think of is that i gotta use plenty of water + slight amount of water based lube to keep the thing real. so dunno what that might do to the leather. but gonna give it a shot, what do i gotta lose...


>>70434
just looking for ideas i haven't thought of friendly anon. :)

[Anonymous No.70436]

>>70416
just check out vocaroo threads on /soc/
but try to forget that all the chicks doing the recordings are actually 200lbs+

[Anonymous No.70447]

>>70435
Don't use real leather, because that stuff is expensive as shit in such amounts that you need and will not lose its structure. Leatherette is basically plastic so water or lube is no harm for it.

And I guess the blanket is a bit too soft for imitating human flesh, filling it with jeans could be better, more stiffly and not so soft.

[Anonymous No.70462]

looks like a cyberpunk Sauron tower

[Briar pipe gentleman !!LA2P6x+6JuV No.70467]

This seems like too much work man.

Just get a girl, it's 100x better than this.

And 200x easier.

[Anonymous No.70477]

>>70467
OP is training for the real deal before committing to it

Any good pilot flies the F18 sim before crashing the real F18

[[Ter] No.70490]

Jesus christ, this is really pitiful and sad. And a little scary.

[Anonymous No.70512]

OP reporting.

>>70467
This seems like too much work man.
Just get a girl, it's 100x better than this.
And 200x easier.
No time/patience + bitchinghurtsmyears.jpg

>>70490
>Jesus christ, this is really pitiful and sad. And a little scary.
come on, we are all chams here. you can have a ride with it for 5 bucks. but i gotta warn you, if you leave your business inside, you will lose smt precious.

[Anonymous No.70548]

I wonder if jimmy rigging an electrical blanket around/inside the toy would work.

[Anonymous No.70552]

I thought that was the eye of C'thulhu in the thumbnail.

[Anonymous No.70555]

>>70447
If I may add to the part about the jeans, I suggest wrapping the jeans in a foam of some kind. Not the kind you upholster in, but a more gel-feeling foam. They have thin layers of memory foam that could imitate the resistance and softness of skin, with the layers of jeans imitating the bony structure of the human physique. Also memory foam warms up pretty quickly with one's body heat.

[Anonymous No.70559]

>>70555
>>70548
>>70447
Do all of these together, OP.

[Anonymous No.70570]

>>70416

>where can i find sounds of hawt women moaning, since that will add more PRECIOUS REALISM.

go to /r9k/, /soc/, or /b/ and beg for bitches to get on vocroo

>don't remind me how low this is, we all knew it would come down to this

yes,yes we did

[Anonymous No.70581]

OP is a forever alone neckbeard.

[Anonymous No.70584]

Why is 2000 still a number used to convey modernity and/or being "the ultimate", "cool" gadget?

[Anonymous No.70585]

Why is 2000 still a number used to convey modernity and/or being "the ultimate", "cool" gadget?

Shouldn't we start using ... idk, 3000 or something?

[Anonymous No.70591]

>>70585
has to do with linguistics and tone and all that jazz. say "TWO" with lots of emphasis. Now try to say "THREE" the exact same way. See how soft the beginning is, due to the soft "th"? It doesn't carry the same power. That's why calling some newfangled thingamajig "the X-whatever 2000" and "the X-whatever 9000" is so popular, because of the strong emphasis on the number that comes with it.

[Anonymous No.70963]

Good morning from OPland.

>I wonder if jimmy rigging an electrical blanket around/inside the toy would work.
Yes please! whoever that jimmy is... I've heard of the electric blanket idea, it is pretty good, since the thing cools down quite fast when it's moist. I was also thinking of adding some vibrobullets inside the toy.

>If I may add to the part about the jeans, I suggest wrapping the jeans in a foam of some kind. Not the kind you upholster in, but a more gel-feeling foam. They have thin layers of memory foam that could imitate the resistance and softness of skin, with the layers of jeans imitating the bony structure of the human physique. Also memory foam warms up pretty quickly with one's body heat.
Memory foam?! I thought that was scifi. So I'd be interested where I'm gonna get that. :F

>go to /r9k/, /soc/, or /b/ and beg for bitches to get on vocroo
Yessir!

>yes,yes we did
Glad someone understands. sadfrog.jpg

>Why is 2000 still a number used to convey modernity and/or being "the ultimate", "cool" gadget?
Because i live in the past. Dealwithit.jpg

[Anonymous No.71217]

bump for OP's creativity

[Anonymous No.71237]

Find customizable keyboard synthesizer program. Drop sound bites on individual keys on a key board. Read up on diy keyboard to joystick projects. Put buttons around shaft and at back of sleeve (or try a flexible keyboard). Now you have reactive sound feedback. Look for "adult sound boards" for premade clips or download a videogame (fallout 3 for example) sex mod for the sounds.
This idea comes free from the open source sexbot foundation

[Anonymous No.71271]

>Find customizable keyboard synthesizer program. >Drop sound bites on individual keys on a key board. >Read up on diy keyboard to joystick projects. Put >buttons around shaft and at back of sleeve (or try a >flexible keyboard). Now you have reactive sound >feedback. Look for "adult sound boards" for premade >clips or download a videogame (fallout 3 for example) >sex mod for the sounds.
>This idea comes free from the open source sexbot >foundation
GENIOUS!!!

Finally Fallout 3 is good for something.

[Anonymous No.71274]

This is starting to sound better than a woman. You may just ruin it for yourself, OP.

[Anonymous No.71284]

Saw a plan once that included a air pressure based switch in the back.

[Anonymous No.71483]

By far the greatest thread I've ever seen. Thank you, OP. Wish I could help out but I've no ideas.

[Anonymous No.71498]

>2011
>Not checking Beautiful Agony videos

[Anonymous No.71501]

>>70512
You sad sad little man.
You're so beta it hurts.

[Anonymous No.71510]

OP is on a mission. To end female dominance and cockblocking once&4all!

This project has massive potential, and is relevant to my interests.

[Anonymous No.71519]

OP, i think you could use some ballistics gel in your project
http://www.myscienceproject.org/gelatin.html

have fun, and tell us how'd it go :)

[Anonymous No.71536]

YOU NEED BREASTS OF SOME SORT.
this allows possibilities for tittyfucking. I suggest something that is thicker than water, but can't decompose. Perhaps a gel of some kind. Gel type lubes, put into a thicker plastic bag that can be sealed, then wedged between the leatherette and memory foam suggested here >>70555

[Anonymous No.71539]

>>71519
That's a bad idea. Ballistics gelatin smells horrible.

[Anonymous No.71543]

>>71539
>Ballistics gelatin smells horrible
So does OP no doubt.

[Anonymous No.71556]

op after you blow your load you with think what the fuck you have done and will be ashamed and that will be a lot of work to clean up. just rub one out real quick before you go to far.