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There is no problem that cannot be solved in some creative way with duct tape. Prove me wrong.

>> No.6748

World Hunger.

>> No.6754

>>6748
>tape over mouth
>cant hear cries of hunger
>YAY NO HUNGRY PEOPLE!

>> No.6755

well that was fast

>> No.6764

>>6748

Tape food together, ship overseas

solved

>> No.6768

Acne on my face.

>> No.6769

Erectile dysfunction

>> No.6771

Shitty threads

>> No.6772

My virginity.

>> No.6777

>>6768
Ever heard of wax shaving? Same principle

>>6769
Tape it to a stick when it's hard

>> No.6783

>>6772
Tie up woman with tape.
Surprise sex!

>> No.6784

>>6769
make a tournequet out of duct tape...do I really need to go on?
>>6772
rape becomes so much easier when they can't move around and scream for help.

>> No.6787

>>6772

>get tape
>cover mouth
>.Raep

>> No.6788

>Tape plastic cover together
>Prop up over dug hole in the ground somewhere really hot
>Put bucket in hole
>Cover collects water from evaporation

You now have a little water to try and grow food

>> No.6791

Jews

>> No.6796

>>6772

Construct a life sized doll using tape

>> No.6802

I have two objects that, upon any form of physical contact (even if another form of solid matter is between them), will cause an explosion so cataclysmic that the world will cease to be.

>> No.6816

>>6791
Tape them all together and run them off a cliff.

>> No.6820

>>6802

tape up, dump 1 in the atlantic. dump second in pacific

>> No.6821

the lhc frys a circuit board

>> No.6823

America´s debt=

>> No.6824

>>6802
Separate them, tape over your mouth for being such a huge faggot.

>> No.6825

>>6771

Tape your eyes

no more shitty thread

>> No.6833

>>6823

Giant government stimulus to build homes but on a small budget

Therefore, build homes and infrastructure with tape

>> No.6834

>>6791
>three or four wraps around wrists and ankles
>throw in nearest body of water

Unlike witches, jews dont float.

>> No.6837

my doorlock that won't properly work

>> No.6846

I need to make two objects stick to each other

>> No.6848
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6848

There is nothing in life which cannot be solved with duct tape. If you can't find a solution, it just means you are not man enough.

>> No.6849

Fire.

Taping it will take too long and it'll burn.

>> No.6854

>>6837
Take the door shut, go in through the window.

>> No.6857

>>6837

Before leaving for the day, tape up door

>>6846

... shit i dunno man

>> No.6867

>>6849

>Make duct tape blanket
>Cover fire

>> No.6873

I need to rob a bank, the safe is covered in maple syrup.

>> No.6874

>>6848
god i love that show. thank pbs for the years and years of reruns

>> No.6881

>>6816
see
>>6834
>>6823

>> No.6885

>>6873
duct tape lasoo

>> No.6887

>>6867
Goddamnit, you're a fucking genius.

>> No.6891

>>6873

Take hostages, duct tape hands/feet/eyes/mouth

>> No.6892

There's no fuel in my car, how can duct tape help me?

>> No.6893

>>6885
Hell. Yes.

>> No.6894

I like using hockey tape. I've used it to fix my toilet seat, the chain inside the toilet tank, the bottom of my sandals and lots of other stuff.

>> No.6899
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6899

You can actually purify the air in your home by attaching strips of duct tape to fan blades, then just letting the fan run.

Once the strips of tape are covered in dust, hair, allergies, and all that crap, remove them and replace with new ones.

Yay! Now you don't have to buy expensive ass air filters or purifiers!

>> No.6901

>Duct Tape
>Not Gorilla Tape

>> No.6908

>>6892
Fold duct tape into tube shape, siphon oil from other cars.

>> No.6911

>>6892
Duct tape your car to a horse.

>> No.6924

>duct tape
>wd40
All problems solved.

>> No.6925

But you can't get high on duct tape. Game over OP.

>> No.6933

>Cthulhu awakens
>send in the duct tape
>duct tape Cthulhu to the bottom of the ocean

Damn. Global warming?

>> No.6939

>>6899

holy fuck

>> No.6962

>>6925
>strip sticky stuff off of it
>sniff that shit

>> No.6975

Can't cook my meal with it.

>> No.6977

>>6933
duck tape the hole in the ozone layer
duct tape climate change deniers to an anchor, throw in the ocean
duct tape people to bicycles so they learn to ride

>> No.6980

>>6892
Make a ducktape tube, siphon gas from another car. yw

>> No.6984

>>6925
Make a bong out of duct tape.

>> No.6990

What about my disc drive that won't read discs anymore?

>> No.6993

In my car, the fly-wheel is missing a tooth.

How do you propose I fix this problem with duct tape?

>> No.6998

>>6975
>Get meat
>Tape one side
>Drop onto pan and cook till ready
>Take off, peel tape and flip over
>Put new tape on cooked side and place back onto pan

>> No.7001
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7001

it saved apollo 13
along with a sock

>> No.7004
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7004

hellermann ties master race reporting in

>> No.7008

>>6990
rob an electronics store with duct tape for a new one

>> No.7013

>>6990

Duct tape will be a useful tool in preventing the computer store owner from identifying any of the violent robbers.

>> No.7021

>>6993

Use duct tape to hold the clutch pedal in, so you can get out and push for a clutch start.

>> No.7022

How can you make fire with duct tape?

>> No.7027

>>6772
duct tape flesh light

>> No.7034

>>7004
all hail the zip strip

good enough for military jets good enough for me

>> No.7045

>>7022
duct tape your hands so that they don't get blisters while you rub sticks together

>> No.7046
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7046

my failed relationship with my wife

;_;

>> No.7047

>>7022
Doesn't the sticky stuff burn, or am I mistaken?

If I'm wrong, use it to contain the fire.

>> No.7059

>>7046
Duct tape her mouth shut, as well as her wrists and ankles.
Fuck her a lot.
Relationship saved.

>> No.7060

Schrödinger's cat.

>> No.7072

>>7060
cover the vial of poison with duct tape so it can't leak out and kill the cat

>> No.7082

>>7072
Motherfucker.

>> No.7084

There is a big bundle of sticky duct tape stuck to your roll of duct tape, making it impossible to get it.

>> No.7107

Can't make a telescope out of it and view the sun,

>> No.7109

A radiation leak.

>> No.7110

The Nuclear Reaction stops in the sun, how do we start it again with duct tape?

>> No.7117

>>7021
You mean popping the clutch? I park on a hill, so I don't need to do this.

I was thinking more along the lines of somehow sculpting a false tooth and taping it to the gear with duct tape. =/

Too bad that won't work at all.

>> No.7118

>>7084
Use the duck tape stuck to the duck tape instead of the duck tape to duck tape whatever you want to duck tape.

>> No.7119

Can't stop a dropping nuke from the sky.

>> No.7128

I prefer electrical tape. It's much more versatile.

>> No.7131

can't fap anymore after tripple fap, how to with duct tape?

>> No.7133

The rapture.

>> No.7137

>>7119
Duct tape a net.

>> No.7141

>>7133
tape yourself to the ground

>> No.7151

>>7133
Duct tape is the 5th elemental force, and thus might be able to stop god.

>> No.7155

>>7118
>duck
>duck
>duck
>duck
>duck
>duck
>duck
>duck
>duck
>duck
>duck
>duck
are you retarded?

>>7131
make a new foreskin with duct tape

>>7133
duct tape yourself to a christian

>> No.7158

Can't stop the war between Israel and Palestine.

>> No.7163
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7163

>> No.7166

>>7158
Wall of duct tape.

>> No.7169

>>7110
Duct taped shuttle containing helium, hydrogen and a fusion bomb derived from duct tape isotopes.

>> No.7172

>>7158
Duct tape wall around Jerusalem, no one gets it.

>> No.7175

not enough money to buy duct tape, how solve that with duct tape

>> No.7177

>>7158
See
>>6796
>>6816
>>6834

>> No.7182

>>7155
Trolled like a bitch.

>> No.7194

Can't use duct tape to make more duct tapes.

>> No.7199

>>7194
Duct tape mobius strip

>> No.7205

>>7175
If you has duct tape, how has you need duct tape? Makes no sense. Og have headache now.

>> No.7209

Cancer.

>> No.7211

>>7194
Cut the duct tape in half. You get an original duct tape and a second duct tape.

>> No.7221

Can't picklock a door with it.

>> No.7230

Perform first aid with it

>> No.7235

Silence is golden.
Duct tape is silver.

>> No.7237

>>7221
>Duct tape the door to a car.
>Drive car.
>Door opens.
>Profit.

>> No.7243
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7243

>>7211
Duct tape is shaped like a 0 - there are consequences for dividing it. DIRE consequences.

>> No.7245

>>7237
That's breaking, not picklocking.

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7247

how make compooter from duct tape

>> No.7251

>>7230
Tape the wound shut. Alternatively. slap a doctor's dick with a sticky piece and threaten to rip it hard.

>> No.7257

>>7245
Unhinge the mechanism and THEN re-attach doorknob.
/done

>> No.7258

want to get back home after one month travelling but boss wont let me, how to duct tape?

>> No.7269

Fly a plane with it.

>> No.7273

>>7258
Duct tape sword, use it to distract your boss while you shoot him in the gullet.

>> No.7281
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7281

>>7269
Build this guy out of duct tape.

>> No.7282

>>7247
Do something similar to those Tinker Toys calculators.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanical_computer

>> No.7284

Use it as a xbox-360 controller

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7285

>>7269
Mythbusters S09E16.

>> No.7287

>>7269
Attach two "ropes" made of duct tape to both sides of the steering wheel or whatever it's called.

Use a duct tape stick to push buttons.
/done.

>> No.7294

Transporting molten steel?

>> No.7298

>>7294
AirPlane Regulation duct tape can withstand such temperatures.

>> No.7311

Here's a problem: Stop a Nuclear bomb from going off using duct tape. BUT THE NUCLEAR BOMB HAS DANGER CLOSE PRO U MAD BRAH?

>> No.7322

I can't find my remote controller with it.

>> No.7336

>>7322
Create a duct tape leash for your remote so you don't lose it in the future.

>> No.7337

>>7322
Tape cellphone to controller beforehand
When lost, call cellphone
Locate controller by ringing

>> No.7338

>>7336

problem still not solved

>> No.7340
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7340

>>7269
make reins out of duct tape, attach reins to essential flying instruments, ride on top

pic related

>> No.7364

>>7338
See
>>7337

>> No.7376

>>7311

op failed to answer l0l owned

>> No.7386

>>7364
see
>>7338

>> No.7440

>>7311
Make a Flak Jacket and Level A hazmat suit out of duct tape.

>> No.7457

>>7338
>>7386
Duct tape your furniture and possessions to your roof. Start cleaning up what's left on your floor until you find your remote.

>> No.7461

>>7440

LOLOL u think a suit will protect u against a nuclear bomb? DId i not mention it had danger close pr0 l0l

face it op. u lost. it was gud wile it lasted hehe

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7517

If woman don't find you handsome. They sure might find you handy.

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7530

>>7322

>> No.7551
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7551

>>7311

>make duct tape shovel
>make duct tape planks
>make duct tape 4x4's
>dig 10ft hole
>build 6ft fort
>cover with dirt
>nuke has esploded
>nigga you ded already

>> No.7682

A continent sized meteor is heading straight for Earth.

>> No.7699

>>7682

not a problem
duct tape eyes, you're dead anyways

>> No.7899

You make some faggot ass threads cirno.

>> No.8275

I SUMMON YOU FROM THE ABYSS!

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8361

>>6924
this guy is the only person in this thread who knows what they are talking about. Duct tape is only one half of the final solution.

Duct tape if it moves an it's not supposed to.
WD-40 if it doesn't move and it is supposed to.

pic related, /diy/cat

>> No.8363

ok lets say im the last man on earth, except im a vampire, no other living thing on earth. i cant put duct tape over my eyes cuz hell, shit aint working, i aint dead anyway cuz im a vampire. how will duct tape help me ?

>> No.8397

>>8363
Duct Tape together your new AI buddies.

And you can make tape-based traps for animals.

>> No.8495

>my form doing fist pushups for the first time is bad
>duct tape my thumb down
DUCT TAPE SOLVES ANOTHER CRISIS

>> No.8564

Get shot?

Duct tape wound

>> No.8607

>>8564

Yeah, I've been there and to tell the truth blood kinda ruins the adhesive rather fast...still better than WD-40 i'd bet.

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8632

the fact that is imposible to find a problem that cannot be solved in some creative way with duct tape

can you solve this?

>> No.8644

>>8632
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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8673

>>8632
well, i think thies tread is over

>> No.8691

>>7682
planet sized wall of duct tape

>> No.8701

>>8607
Dont use the duck tape as a bandage. Use it as a tourniquet to stop the bleeding.

>> No.8731

>>8632
Write on a wall with duck tape: "Creativeness is relative."

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8751

>>8731
>>8731

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8801

OP knows what he's talking about!

>> No.8817

>>8801
OP is a dumb Ice fairy

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9504

this thread needs more duct rape