/diy/ - Do It Yourself

[Anonymous No.595503]

What ever happened with bunker anon?

[Anonymous No.595516]

Found dead in a collapsed shipping container

[Anonymous No.595535]

you never have a single exit to a cave dwelling.

[Anonymous No.595705]

>>595503
>What ever happened with bunker anon?
Probably the same thing that happens to every "young guy" that posts on /diy/ about that particular subject: Nothing. Completely impractical, rediculously expensive, he quietly abandoned the entire idea.

[Anonymous No.595721]

>>595705
He's probably referring to that one guy here who bought an old Swedish cold war era bunker and has been renovating it since then.

[Anonymous No.595776]

>>595721
That I am. I'm not sure to what Anon above you is referring.

[Anonymous No.595779]

bump for interests. Im so completely jelly of that guy, and i find the whole thing incredibly facinating.

[Anonymous No.595784]

Shit I remember this!
Was it the one with the grounds of an old abandonded military base? Like bunkhouses and stuff?

[Anonymous No.595791]

Looks like the worst has happened, the bridge has caused the premature death of BunkerAnon. Why did you have to keep asking for more pics anon? WHY?!

[Anonymous No.595808]

>>595791
Maybe he's just gone hardcore and has built a city underneath there...
Just living out his days surrounded by operators and everything he wanted

please.
just please.

[Anonymous No.595852]

>>595808

>quietly hoping for this

[Anonymous No.595854]

>>595705

>this guy doesn't know who bunker anon is

Literally go out and go somewhere else please if you don't mind thanks you absolute faggotlord

On topic:

Did we ever figure out how much the whole thing was costing him?

[Anonymous No.595885]

>>595503
Last I saw, he'd made good progress with some of the clean up and old crap removal. I think he was working with that massive air filtration system or something. I remember seeing pics of his friends running around with 4-wheelers in there.

[Anonymous No.596008]

>>595885
Probably got too fucking cold up there to do anything of note. Might even have gone back to his winter home until spring/summer

[Anonymous No.596026]

Probably dead with that tunnel digger guy

[Anonymous No.596179]

>>595516
>>595791
>>596026
The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

>>596008
Somewhat accurate. I'm currently replacing the old utility lines, while I can access the pipes by jack hammering the concrete floors, the outside ground is currently frozen, so no excavating for me. >pic related

My secondary grief is that my $50k order of blast doors are currently on hold as they are manufactured in Kiev aka clankers central.

[Anonymous No.596188]

>>596179
Good to see you are still at it and not underneath a pile of what used to be the bridge of death

[Anonymous No.596189]

I want a bunker :C

[Anonymous No.596196]

>>596179
Is that logo supposed to say something like "the Soviet nukes are totally ineffective against our bunkers and the king will be safe"?

[Anonymous No.596331]

>>596196
Made me laugh, it's the symbol of the department of fortifications, they've been around for ~500 years so predates the reds.

>>596188
>tfw the bridge is not up to code and might have to go or be replaced

But a trusty ladder solves most problems.

[Anonymous No.596341]

>>596331
You know... if you fall, I'd catch you if I could.

[Anonymous No.596358]

>>596179
>$50k blast doors

Shit what a ripoff anon. You can buy 19 acres of land and a full 17 story missile silo for $400k.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/19-Acre-ATLAS-F-ICBM-Missile-Silo-Base-Underground-Doomsday-Fortress-Bunker-/221354211946?pt=Residential&hash=item3389bd3a6a

[Anonymous No.596360]

>>595776
>>595721
/k/ Here, last update from Bunkerman was that the government went back on the deal because biker gangs were buying up bunkers as well and using them to make drugs or some such

[Anonymous No.596363]

>>596358
nevermind, that beauty has already been tainted by 4chan. Can't even get some goddam peace, quiet, and alone time in kansas missile silos apparently.

[Anonymous No.596364]

>>596363
11/10

[Anonymous No.596371]

>>596358
that's really cheap. I made just 4 or 5 times what I make now I'd buy that in a heartbeat (or maybe a heartbeat after I took a little tour with a geiger counter).

[Anonymous No.596415]

>>596363

Fucking 13 year olds.

[Anonymous No.596423]

what happened to crab anon?

[Anonymous No.596424]

>>596363
>hahaha on man. I wonder what board it links to.

[Anonymous No.596426]

>>596363
hahaha on man. I wonder what board it links to.

[Anonymous No.596451]

>>596358
>$400K
Fuck, gotta get rich fast.

[Anonymous No.596463]

>>596360
wut. Please no. That was a shitty mystery novel.

[Anonymous No.596467]

He died because the instructions made him create mustard gas, obviously.

[Anonymous No.596482]

>>596423

Fuck that guy, he was like 40 minutes away so I watched the news daily, and nothing ever happened.

[Anonymous No.596683]

>>596358
The smaller security doors (pic) are very cheap at $2500 á piece, it's my custom made hydraulic blast door for the service tunnel (which is large enough for a truck to pass through) which is setting me back the most.

>>596341
Flatter will only get you pass the first air lock.

[Anonymous No.596685]

>>596179
pls trip bunker anon

also, what do you plan to do with the bunker?

[Anonymous No.596696]

>>596685
>also, what do you plan to do with the bunker?

rape dungeon

[Anonymous No.596728]

>>596685
He will bring all /diy/ers who prove themselves worth there and enlighten them in the art of /diy/ing.Or rape people there

[Anonymous No.596745]

Are there archives where I can see more of your bunker work bunker guy?

[Anonymous No.596747]

>>596728
>Or
and

ftfy

[Anonymous No.596762]

>>595503
>>596331
what is this all about and why so dangerous?

[Anonymous No.596785]

>>596196
It says "Royal Fortification" (cant read this part due to black square,maybe someone can mix with the channels?), and "Foundation/Plant".

It basically means that the fortification is meant for the king and his family (from olden times i guess).

[Anonymous No.596862]

>>595503
I found the archive for the original thread bunker anon, you are one nutty and sick puppy.

>I plan on making the bunker a home for many orphans especially Asian girls

[Anonymous No.596869]

>>596862
link?

[Anonymous No.596870]

It's anons like these that just make me want to become a supervillain one day and throw nukes all over the world, just to make sure they aren't wasting their time.

[Anonymous No.596871]

>>596869
http://4chandata.org/diy/Underground-Bunker-thread-a526056

[Anonymous No.596873]

>>596862
Different bunker anon. That dude was planning on building a rickety construction of of shipping containers.

This guy bought an actual bunker, and is re-furbishing it.

[Anonymous No.596890]

>>596873
>This guy bought an actual bunker, and is re-furbishing it.

This. He is Swedish and bought a real bunker with ventilation systems, death bridges and enough space to drive ATVs. He is restoring it. Some claim he is a poker millionaire. Nobody knows. Furhermore is it located in a deserted forested area, but that is perhaps more an /out/ thing. He is the real deal.

[Anonymous No.596901]

>>596685
I enjoy my anonymity.

>>596745
Should be a few threads archived. Sadly most of them don't archive pics.

>>596785
It says "Kungliga Fortifikationverkets förvaltning" which translate to "The Royal Fortification Administration" The part under means "Facility:" with its name blackened out.

>>596862
Like >>596873 says, that is some else.

>>596870
>that level of support

>>596890
>pic related
From when a few friends came by and took the atv I use for transporting tools and materials in the tunnels for a lap around the facility. In the pic he's trying to figure out how to reverse.

[Anonymous No.596910]

>>596890
What is a death bridge in a bunker? So jealous right now, not sure how I did not hear about this.

[Anonymous No.596937]

>>596910
this
>>596331

[Anonymous No.596938]

>>596683
i hope you plan to have some man hole that say opens from the inside as a failsafe incase your door manfunctions and you have to eat your rape victims for sustainance.

[Anonymous No.596949]

/k/ here, this is cool as shit.

[Anonymous No.597098]

>>596901
>Tfw it'll take 6 years until my chances of getting rich to the point of refurbishing a bunker or making my own go from nothing to near nothing
As they say around here, hope is the last one dying

[Anonymous No.597102]

>>596683
>Flatter will only get you pass the first air lock.
> MFW I will never be able to say this

[Anonymous No.597155]

i want to do this so bumping for more pictures of Bunker Anon's bunker.

[Anonymous No.597158]

>>596938

Some bomb shelters have that as a requirement.

Except it's in the form of easily breakable wall (bricks) and some ground that you can easily dig through (gravel) with tools you have inside the bunker. Basically, dig an escape tunnel and fill it with gravel.

From outside it will be completely camouflaged etc. if anything grows on the gravel...or if the gravel is covered by normal dirt, whichever you like more.

[Anonymous No.597161]

>>597158

Also, it can take bullets, bombs etc. just like normal ground.

[Anonymous No.597162]

>>597155

bumping for this

[Anonymous No.597168]

>>596938
This is a very large facility, it has numerous entrances from human to truck sized doors. Each "cavity" in the bunker always have at least two ways of exit, in case of fire, enemies, etc. And if I'm missing a path inside, I get the concrete chainsaw and make one.

>pic

>>597098
>>597102
Every now and then you find one on the market, keep that hope up.

>>597158
All my entrances are fortified, built to withstand a direct 2.4mt hit and blast wave/radiation/debris. So nothing you break easily. I had a sealed entrance open on the top side of the mountain, took almost two weeks for a excavator fitted with a large jack hammer (one hammer broke down in the process).

[Anonymous No.597169]

>>597168
>"dorr" corrected to "door"
Made me laugh.

[Anonymous No.597174]

>>597169
Swedish: dörr
English: door

Was for the /diy/ crowd after I had Swedish in all my pictures.

>no, I'm not going to change to imperial units

[Anonymous No.597290]

>>597174
I'm an American, and I can't remember the last time I used imperial units for any sort of work.

[Anonymous No.597361]

With as great as bunkers are anon, what about the obvious setbacks? Pumping your sewage uphill, drilling and maintaining typically expensive ventilation systems, flood pumps.

[Anonymous No.597382]

>>597361
Can only speak for my facility which is not at the foot of the mountain. Most of the pumping is done downhill (especially sewage). The ventilation is quite inexpensive, large fans that run on low wattage for high efficiency air volume, got my own built dehumidification system (went from army's 70kw down to ~2kw).

As for flood control, about 1000 gallons per day through various rock fissures that goes to one of the three pump stations, which a normal sump pump can handle. However, if one fails you get;
>pic

Tho I've installed a main french drain system that runs throughout, so it can't really flood now. Getting control of water management took me almost three months, two months just spending pumping water around various places.

[Anonymous No.597390]

>>597382
You need to dive to the bottom of that pool immediately and return to us with pictures of the treasures you retrieved.

[Anonymous No.597391]

>>597390
But it's guarded by that thing in the down right corner.

[Anonymous No.597396]

>>597382
I've said it before, i'll say it again bunkerfag:

WHY DIDNT YOU GO CANOEING AROUND ALL THAT

[Anonymous No.597400]

>>597391
Jesus fucking christ.

[Anonymous No.597399]

>>597396
Don't want to get eaten.

[Anonymous No.597401]

Put in a wave machine, that would be off the hooook

I mean until you get smashed to pieces off the walls, obviously.

[Anonymous No.597402]

>>597400

Bunkerfriend delved too greedily, and too deep

[Anonymous No.597404]

>>597399
Take some /b/tards, they'll rape whatever that thing is to death

[Anonymous No.597412]

>>597399
That's one of them dangerous laser-guided cave narwhals I reckon.

[Anonymous No.597413]

>>597404
No, they'll talk about raping whatever that thing is to death and then never end up doing anything and everybody quietly forgets about it after a little bit because they have short attention spans.

[Anonymous No.597466]

>>597290
I'm Canadian and I use imperial units for all my construction and furniture planning needs. Anything else depends on my mood.

[Anonymous No.597710]

Threads like these just depress me to no end. I'm never going to be able to worry about my bunker built inside a mountain flooding. No matter how hard I work or study, best case scenario for the rest of my life, I will never be able to afford half of one of these. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.597715]

>>597710
>Tfw I'll never able to seriously say "this doors are cheap just 2500!"

[Anonymous No.597736]

[Anonymous No.597739]

>>597736
Don't tease with screenshots anon we have the whole thing archived

https://archive.installgentoo.net/diy/thread/518206

[Anonymous No.597937]

>>596179
The correct quote was "The report of my death was an exaggeration."

[Anonymous No.598540]

Bumping in hope for more pictures.

[Anonymous No.598554]

>>595854
>Did we ever figure out how much the whole thing was costing him?
I remember something like half a million without renovation.

[Anonymous No.598556]

>>596360
>>596463
>/k/ Here
>shitty mystery novel

[Anonymous No.598565]

>>598554
He bought it for $250k, it had cost the military $200m+ to build.

[Anonymous No.598696]

>>596426

Probably /cm/.

[Anonymous No.599810]

bumping for more bunker

[Anonymous No.599879]

All this effort and I bet when the bombs do drop, that will be the day you are out at Costco getting more supplies.

[Anonymous No.599998]

>not posting the video of the failed wall removal

http://www.sendspace.com/file/mc1qf4

[Anonymous No.600023]

>>595503
Just for info, OPs image seems to be from the global seed bank located on Svalbard.
It is not a "bunker" like you are talking about.

Btw. wtf do you want your own bunker for anyway?
Just use your money on health and welfare.
In war time or epidemics you are fucked anyway.

[Anonymous No.600069]

>>599998
>video
>sendspace

[Anonymous No.600098]

want a bunker? just go anywhere in the united states west of the mississippi river and find property with an old mine on it. Build your house over the mine entrance. you now have all the below ground space you need to build a bunker big enough to wait out nuclear winter.

[BoltOfThunder92 !!Nn45TbJtwdo No.600100]

>>596890
I would really like to meet this person.

He/she seems like a really cool, driven individual.

[Alice No.600496]

>>596890
>Some claim he is a poker millionaire
He said himself he made his money from poker. It's probably isildur.

Anyway, good to hear from you again bunkerfag, hope you'll continue your threads once you get some serious work going again.

[Anonymous No.600518]

>>597399
just started visiting diy.
but this is really interesting, im going to read up on your old threads


but i must admit that im a bit saddend that im never going to expirence some thing like this.
just from the short impression i got so far i think you are great person. i would love to help you but i understand that the burden of trust would just be to high.
so i just hope everything works out well for you and that you can make good progress with your work.

[Anonymous No.600524]

>>595503
I hope the long tunnel into the mountain isn't for a radioactive fallout scenario. You wouldn't need more than like 10 feet of Earth for that.

[Anonymous No.600528]

>>596426
simultaneously fortunately and unfortunately, it links to /b/

The bunker was shown on a discovery channel special about Cold War remains, where you could see a better shot of it.

[Anonymous No.600530]

>>600524
I think it falls under the "cool shit I can do with a ludicrous amount of money" scenario.

I mean, can you imagine how cool it would be as a kid to ride 4x4s around in dads bunker growing up?

[Anonymous No.600538]

>>600100
Thanks. I'll have to try to live up to that now.

>>600496
Not Isildur, I was on the other side of the table, so to speak. I'll have some great stuff to post about in april hopefully.

>>600518
I do get "military tourists" and urban explorers, which I take on a small tour around the complex at the best of my ability. People appreciate it and I get to have my fence not cut in pieces. So trust isn't an issue, it's more that I would be responsible if something happened. Most parts doesn't have lighting yet, you could probably get lost a few days if you didn't know the layout.

>>600524
My guess is that they are after a certain temperature in the mountain. So most likely for thermal properties than protective. In my case >>596179 the main tunnel is for blast wave mitigation, so the force travels through the mountain rather than penetrating deeper into the facility itself.

[Anonymous No.600579]

bunker man come back with updates please

[Anonymous No.600586]

>>600538
You let urban explorers in? So if I came and knocked on your blast door one day, would you give me a tour of the place?

[Anonymous No.600595]

>>600538
what job and life do you have that allows you to drop over a quarter of a million bucks on an essentially pointless bunker? Also did you get out of a really bad relationship? The fact being you had money (success) a significant other at some point is implied, I know a few who'd be down for a bunker, it'd be the cost that gets to them though.

[Anonymous No.600597]

>>600595
I think it's been established that he made his money in poker. Like Doc Holliday, though presumably he hasn't killed as many men.

[Alice No.600699]

>>600538
>Not Isildur, I was on the other side of the table, so to speak.
I'm intrigued, you mean you played with him then? Do you still play poker? Cash mainly or tourneys? Anything you're willing to share (without giving away your identity of course, I respect your privacy)?
I'm a pokergeek and aspiring pro (semipro atm) so it's just really cool to see someone making bank like you did and not degening it all away on some useless crap, but actually doing something really cool and inspiring.

Also nice that you let people visit, maybe one day if I go to Sweden again (love the country, visited many times as a child) I'll "knock on your blast door" as one anon put it.

[Anonymous No.600782]

>>600595
>thinking millionaires get there through honest labor and hard days of work

[Anonymous No.600807]

>>600782

I know several millionaires and all of them did.

Also a million is not what it used to be.

[Anonymous No.600881]

>>600807
this

[Anonymous No.600943]

>>600586
If I'm in a good mood. Mostly did it before I started with the larger renovations, it's more of a build site than a historical site now.

>>600699
Casino side, worked for an online casino during the poker boom, some of us who were there from the beginning was given some stock options, cashed out.

>>600595
>bad relationship
No idea where that comes from. As for the buy I thought it would be a fun thing, it was also in my eyes very cheap for such a large property, land included. I've turned down a ~$1m offer for it, so most likely did good.

>pic
Friend standing on what we thought was the sealed main cable ladder to topside. Turned out to be a pop up radar tower like in the link below. No idea in what condition it is in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=YEVECMUJKg0#t=37

[Anonymous No.600954]

>>600782

>millionaires
Hey guys, why are we talking about the new middle class?

[Anonymous No.600965]

>>600943

[WKONIT? !!QsdF6I8023A No.600970]

>>600965
I love that he's scratching his head as if to say "Well, I dug it out, now what do I do."

[Anonymous No.600975]

>>600807
Go read The Millionaire Next Door.

[Anonymous No.600989]

>>600807
Same here. I know several. Even a few of my neighbors are millionaires. One's built a hideous McMansion with fake brick veneer over plywood and 2x4s.

New money is so terrible half the time.

[Anonymous No.601002]

>>597402
It's about the right area for that particular bit of mythology.

Very old things dwell under the mountains. They don't like being disturbed.

[Anonymous No.601015]

i'm jealous anon.
Hope all works out- luck aside.

God Speed!

[Alice No.601219]

>>600989
>fake brick veneer over plywood
>america

[Anonymous No.601233]

>>597715
What? Are you poor?

Not even Bunker Anon..

(sigh.. Canadian Deifenbunkers won't ever be available because of the Hells Angels being ass hats.. have to make my own)

[Anonymous No.601526]

>>600970
lel

[Anonymous No.601584]

>>600943
all this and all i can wonder is:

a)how'd you get the money/ what do you do for a living?
b)illuminati.info?
c)why?
d) obviously..are you a celebrity? would we know you or your accomplishments?

[Anonymous No.601589]

how in the holy fuck do you get power there and how much is the power bill?

the place couldn't possibly be anywhere near other signs of life/society.

[Anonymous No.601670]

>>601584
A) Sold stock. Get by on that.
B) ?
C) Have you not ever wanted a secret base (plus the property was in my eyes very undervalued)
D) No, ordinary guy.

>>601015
Thanks.

>>601589
Well, as it was a military base which was active for ~50 years it of course had utility lines. The transformer is for around 2MW, dual fed in a ring from two power substations. But at the moment I just have a small civilian transformer running, so the bill is no more than for a larger house, roughly. It's out in nowhere, as it was a secret installation, the military didn't want anyone to snoop around. The people who worked at it did not know themselves where it was as the buses that drove personnel in had no windows and took different routes to throw off pursuers or anyone trying to count turns. The farms that are along the route were taught and drilled by army intelligence to report any activity outside the norm (especially black cars for some reason).

>tfw I'll have to do gardening along the fence for kilometer after kilometer

[Anonymous No.601680]

>>597739
ta

[Anonymous No.601684]

I think this is the first time I've ever been truly jealous. You've inspired me to take my engineering degree very, very seriously.

Hold on to the bunker for me, bunkeranon. I'll see you in a decade, give or take a few years.

[Anonymous No.601686]

>>601670
What are you going to do when the government decides they want their bunker back?

[Anonymous No.601741]

the mood of this thread is excellent.
for those who feel inspired, i will leave this here:

innawood.org

[Albertafag !canadaoP.2 No.601766]

>>596901
Swedbro, could I get an email address? If my business ever lands me in Sweden I would be honored to snag a pint with you. Regardless I'd love to keep updated on this, if things start happening with my startup I intend on doing the same ting.

[Anonymous No.601782]

>>595808
BLACKREACH

[Anonymous No.602053]

>>601741
As much fun as a self-sustaining town sounds, hanging out with a bunch of folks with a minimum 110 IQ does not. Besides, growing up in the Appalachians instilled a healthy distrust for corporate communities.

[Anonymous No.602086]

>>602053
Innawood on building codes:
>we will have civil engineers, architects and others with relevant specialties to ensure that everything is contstructed in an appropriate manner and playing a key role in developing the building codes for the town
Nope. I'll just live in the woods and build my own shit as I see fit, thanks.

[Anonymous No.602155]

>>601741

Hah! Basically socialism with a 15K buy-in.

[Anonymous No.602157]

>>601670
Agreed. You seriously got a fuckin CRAZY deal on the place.

Would've said yes without batting an eye.

How many acres is the entire thing?

[Anonymous No.602168]

>>602053
>hanging out with a bunch of folks with a minimum 110 IQ does not
Wait why does that not sound good? Would be nice that every person in the town is a helpful competent person and not some shithead who just showed up because it sounded cool and a great solution for neets.

[Anonymous No.602173]

>>602086
This.
The innawoods project sounds pretty stupid. In reality there's no practical applications for a self-sustaining town even if it sounds like it at first glance. People can make self-sustaining houses really easy, and we all know any "research" being made in the innawoods town will be nothing but amateur experiments, because why would any scientist do serious research with no equipment for it when they can get paid a ton to do it with amazing equipment.

Just a pipedream

[Anonymous No.602233]

>>602168
I'm an incompetent and unhelpful shithead at quite a bit above 110, the two are not related.

[Anonymous No.602238]

>>602233
>I'm an incompetent and unhelpful shithead at quite a bit above 110
Did you take an IQ test? One of the most successful scientists of our time only has an IQ of 120, don't think that just because you have an easy time understanding things compared to retards who never try to improve themselves or read up on things means you have a high IQ in comparison.

[Anonymous No.602243]

>>602233
Isn't it great? I was offered to skip two grade in school (2nd and 8th). I did it in 2nd grade because "THIS WILL BE FUN!" and didn't in 8th because "I WANT GIRLS TO TOUCH MY PENIS AT SOME POINT IN LIFE!". I went to Oxford for half of my Bachelor's. Now I work as a Custodian at an Elementary school in a blue state and run a small wood working business. I stopped telling people about my background because they think I'm lying, that I'm mentally unstable, or that I'm way to good for the job. Never occurs to them I enjoy it and actively sought out the job.

[Anonymous No.602245]

>>602238
I was professionally tested.
>One of the most successful scientists of our time only has an IQ of 120
yeah, that fits well with my point about IQ being a poor measure of whom you should let into your utopia
>don't think that
lay off dude, I called myself an incompetent shithead.

[Anonymous No.602250]

>>602243
>being a nerd
I'll never find out if I had the potential to be a great student because I was at the top of my class in like second grade, like I did 3rd grade books while they had just started on their second grade shit. Then I immediately stopped doing homework and never ever picked it up again, went to college using disease as an excuse for not doing homework and assignments to graduate.

It's kinda weird when I think about it, how far you can get just pulling shit out of your ass from lazyness.

[Anonymous No.602257]

>>602243
I'm trying to reply but I'm too drunk and can't stand to keep a typo given the subject at hand. I acknowledge our common characteristics and commend you on having a job you like.

[Anonymous No.602259]

>>602250
It's weirder how you can get through college without actually learning anything you couldn't learn through a google search and still perform well at your job.

[Anonymous No.602287]

>>596179
Svensk, eh? Var i landet befinner du dig (på ett ungefär)?

[Anonymous No.602301]

>>602259
college is just a three or more year test to see if you can turn up to appointments on time regularly. no skills or industry knowledge is learnt. unless its only of those fancy co-ops i keep hearing about. average grade at harvard is an A-. so that kind of tells you a few things about how university works.

[Anonymous No.602524]

this thread is fucking derailed

[Anonymous No.602543]

>>602301
>test to see if you can turn up to appointments on time regularly

Or to see how good you are at bullshitting. I went to a required class three times in a semester, instead I stayed home and fed my alcoholism. I told the prof that the re-tarring of the roof gave me severe migraines. He was very understanding and emailed me all of my homework. Thug life.

I do also love the GPA system. People get mad when they don't get an A. An A is supposed to be well above average. I remember I had a couple profs who actually did it the right way and they had so many students drop their classes and bitch and accuse them of favoritism and racism.

[Anonymous No.603265]

bunker anon, what things live in the mountains that shouldn't be disturbed?

[Anonymous No.603273]

>>603265
>>>597400

[Anonymous No.603277]

>>596358
>http://www.ebay.com/itm/19-Acre-ATLAS-F-ICBM-Missile-Silo-Base-Underground-Doomsday-Fortress-Bunker-/221354211946?pt=Residential&hash=item3389bd3a6a

That faggot was on Doomsday Preppers, he had him, and like 3 or 4 others planned to live down there with him, wonder what happened.

[Anonymous No.603285]

>>602543
yeah that's what's so amazing. getting As is easy if you simply take notes on what the lecturer has taught you and hand back his/her own lectures paraphrased. it's just silly faggots who don't do the work. or simply be an ESL student. man some of the assignments i've read from ESL students are complete giberish but they're marked extremely highly.

[Anonymous No.603291]

What's the story behind this?
Sum it up for me please

[Anonymous No.603309]

Bunker anon, I will most likely never meet you or even remember you after tonight, but if you fully refurbished the compound, how much would you sell it for?

[Anonymous No.603557]

>>600965
good spot for an AA battery

[Anonymous No.603583]

>>603557
Radar > AA Guns

[Anonymous No.604162]

>>603557
I think this needs a triple A, just saying

[Anonymous No.605101]

>>596358
>living under a nuclear target zone

[Anonymous No.605840]

>>601741
I see a lot of mistakes within the pages of this website. First of all, the writing feels like that of a 9th grader rushing their essay/project in for at least a C-,

Long story short:
>>602155
> socialism with a $15K buy-in
Exactly what it is. With $15K, I could just place a down payment on a house, and work towards the mortgage payments with a 5/1 ARM mortgage plan. Hell, if I wanted to feel "productive", I'd apply to work at a factory near by, or at least withina few miles away. Factories are usually always hiring because they lay off/ fire incompetent idiots left and right. Not to mention they prefer hiring full time to avoid as much employee cycles within all the day shifts.

[Anonymous No.605843]

>>605101
>living in a bunker under a nuclear target zone

FTFY.

it's kind of the umm..........whole point of a bunker is withstanding nuclear blasts. the cool factor is just a bonus.

[Anonymous No.605846]

>>605840
>>602155
>>601741
Free and open similar enterprise: http://opensourceecology.org/

[Anonymous No.605862]

>>605843
If you're scared of nukes, your first option should be to move to a place which is less likely to get nuked.
Building/buying a nuke bunker is the next step.

[Anonymous No.606071]

>>604162
lel

[Anonymous No.607279]

bump

[Anonymous No.607424]

>>597391
Holy shit, had to look at pic again. Fucking shit a brick

[Anonymous No.607427]

>>598565
Damn

[Anonymous No.607463]

>>605862
Yeah, as a private individual what you might want is a fallout shelter. Air and water filtration, water well, off-grid power, years of food and fuel, guns and ammunition, entertainment or hobby supplies, kits for testing air and water samples, excursion equipment (gas mask, decontamination room), a supply of something you can use to generate income / barter goods and help rebuild society.

Bunkers are for when you're important enough to be directly targetted. They're much harder to build.

[Anonymous No.607490]

>>602250
>using disease as an excuse for not doing homework and assignments to graduate.
>tfw i've been doing the same for more than a year by now
i gotta get my shit together or i'll end up like you instead of getting to the point where i can afford my own bunker

[Anonymous No.607526]

>>607490
ITT: you realise private bunkers are really blanket forts grown up

[Anonymous No.607528]

>>607526
>implying i didn't know that since i've been a child
>implying my blanket forts weren't actually bunkers
>implying i didn't always want a bunker stuffed with pillows and a big sign outside "no girls alloud"

[Anonymous No.607541]

>>598554
>>598565
>$250k
>without renovation

Those places usually are filled with toxins. Lead, asbestos , cadmium. Since it's underground you also got flooding which means toxic mold and shit too.

[Anonymous No.607545]

>>607541
you forgot radiation which would be the primary concern for any military bunker

[Anonymous No.607595]

What sort of background and technical skill does bunkeranon have? What does one need to know in order to construct, renovate, or run a bunker? Or a castle/fort?

A friend of my family owns a valley out innawoods and this spring he plans to begin construction of an off-the-grid little village for his family and friends, completely energy and food independent, perhaps selling electricity from its wind farm and food from its gardens and greenhouses for a net profit on which to afford the materials they need to sustain themselves long-term, like spare parts, and university educations for the kids.

I want in but have no skills to contribute so I'd feel bad joining up just to be a warm body to work the field or haul stone and wood.

[Anonymous No.607597]

I AM NEW

HOW DOES BUNKER ANON HAVE THE MONEY TO DO THIS

[Anonymous No.607603]

>>607597
he lures unsuspecting anons from /diy/ into his bunkers to halp out, and then sells their orgins on the tor network.

[Anonymous No.607951]

>>607545
Isnt cadium radioactive?

[Anonymous No.607965]

>>607951
Not necessarily. Some isotopes are, as with any element, but most Cd you stumble across won't be radioactive. Just toxic.

[Anonymous No.607985]

>>600807
>>600807
you actually probably need more like a billion dollars to live a "millionaire's lifestyle" nowadays.

[Anonymous No.608208]

>>597400
Dude, there's fucking TWO OF THEM

[Anonymous No.608234]

>>601670
>Have you not ever wanted a secret base (plus the property was in my eyes very undervalued)

Hell yeah. I'd have bought it just for that patch of land in your picture there. I'd love to have my own forest to live in. Shit.

[Anonymous No.608235]

>>597382
>three pump stations
>Flooded
>Giant fans
>Blast doors
Dear Sir Annon, what are the chances of us ever meeting ever?
Would you ever film a documentary about this place?
I'm sorry for sounding incoherent, it's just that right now you are building things I thought only existed in fiction.

[Anonymous No.608255]

>>608208
>>608235

Dat aquaponic potential,

Nigga you could have the greatest indoor self filterd pond ever.

[Anonymous No.608271]

>>601741
> we are leaning heavily toward a technocratic direct-democracy whereby a private cloud computing system stored in the town?s datacenter will facilitate the organization and direct-representation of shareholders in respect to all the corporate bylaws and other matters relating to the government of the town.

FUCKING REAL LIFE MAGI

[Anonymous No.608272]

>>608255
>find exactly where water is coming from
>cap it with a spicket
>make $$$ selling spring water

He could also rent off some of the extra space as wine cellar storage. It's literally an underground armored fortress. What better place to age old expensive wines.

[Anonymous No.608277]

>>601670
Hej, pluggar på Uppsala nu och har inte så mycket pengar, men efter sommaren tänkte jag köpa lite stocks och börja bygga en portfolio. Vill också börja ett litet företag för att få bättre skattar.
Har du några bra tips?

[Anonymous No.608296]

Asgrymt.
Where is the bunker located roughly, what did you pay for it? Sjukt grymt ställe hur som helst.

[Anonymous No.608301]

>>601686
Lock the door and laugh

[Anonymous No.608311]

>>608301
>Lock the door and laugh
>Government comes back with an excavator, pneumatic drill and whatnot
>Get massive fines and a prison sentence
>Government locks your cell door and laughs

[Anonymous No.608326]

>>608311
That doesn't sound like the Swedish government i know and hate.

[Anonymous No.608328]

>>608326
Yeah, I guess they'd like to diskutera first.

[Anonymous No.608334]

>>601686
Not something I'm concerned about. They have way too many themselves already (which is why they are auctioning them). We barely have a military these days.

>>602157
Quite a lot, some who knows me have asked about leasing it for hunting. Personally I think it's a bit unsportsmanlike like to hunt in a fenced in area.

>>603265
This >>597400 and bats.

>>603309
I've been offered almost a million for it in current condition. I'd rather not sell it, but I'd guess I could walk away from it all for $8m after the renovations. Unlikely I'd find someone crazy enough with that kind of money.

>>607541
This. Have had to remove asbestos piping and unearthly fungus. Had some very high radon readings, but after getting the ventilation up and running it's now at normal background levels. Posted pic from that in a previous thread.

>>607595
No special skills, some electric/computing background. Been learning as I go, either from google, friends or here. Been both fun and frustrating. Never done any concrete, hvac, piping, or any kind of construction before this. Kind of proud of what I've been able to achieve.

>>608235
I try to document things, but the last thing I think of as I'm crawling through unmapped dark escape hatches is stopping and taking out a camera. More focused getting things done. Not really a camera friendly environment at the moment.

>>608255
A friend of mine pointed out that I could probably supply most of Sweden with weed if I wanted. But I'll leave that to someone else as I'm not a desperate high school chem teacher.

>>608272
It's actually great quality, same water that supply the wells inside, which was good enough for the military for 50 years.

>>608277
Var ren tur och tillfällighet. Fick betalt i optioner som jag sålde av.

>>608311
Pic related. Just unsealing one of the hatches took two weeks with an excavator. After that they would have to sling down 60m, and get started on the next blast door with handheld machinery.

[Anonymous No.608342]

>>608334
Om du behöver hjälp och kan tänka dig betala hyfsat bra lön, eller bara svart, kan jag alltid kom och hjälpa till.
Är från /fit/ så kan lifta tunga grejer och sätta ner dem igen.

[Anonymous No.608672]

>>608334

>>608311
>Pic related. Just unsealing one of the hatches took two weeks with an excavator. After that they would have to sling down 60m, and get started on the next blast door with handheld machinery.

How about drilling into the hinges/deadbolts and placing handheld explosives in there? It's what I would expect of a government trying to get into a locked bunker in a hurry.

[Anonymous No.608674]

It's not quite as sexy as Swedish bunker friends, but if any UK /diy/'ers wants to try it themselves: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-26495922

[Anonymous No.610122]

bump

[Anonymous No.610480]

>>600538
Dan Bilzerian

[Anonymous No.610522]

>>597391
damn, why is there always a guard?

[Anonymous No.610532]

What's he going to do with it.

Would a bunker night club not just be the best idea? It's a brilliant Idea of course.

[Anonymous No.610534]

>>597168
>Every now and then you find one on the market
not in the us anymore
peace treatys have it where, when the government is done with it it gets destroyed and filled in so that it can never be reused by anyone

[Anonymous No.610543]

>>602243
I get this. I'm way above average in intelligence; I pick up most things a lot faster than others and find things like maths and physics a doddle, when I can be bothered to pay attention.

I quit all that to work as a wood machinist, argue politics with people who barely understand the concept of socialism and drink half my braincells to death.

Now I'm starting my own business, in timber and steel. I hate the idea that intelligence automatically means you should sit in an office writing code, or a lab doing... whatever happens in labs. I don't really know. The preconceived idea of an intelligent person as a nerd really annoys me.

[Anonymous No.610545]

>>607595
Read/buy books&tools. Make it so that while you may not have the practical knowledge, your mind is a veritable encyclopaedia. Followed by the fact you own the right tools for almost any job. Makes you a valued member of society.

[Anonymous No.610548]

>>608672
To force entry would neutralise the bunker's security altogether, no matter the technique used. It'd be effectively impossible to return to the previous strength&security. As is, there's every chance our SwedishBunkerFriend has compromised the security against nukes.

Not that it really matters, because nobody'll be aiming at him, and even if they did modern nuclear weapons would most likely destroy almost anything pre-90's.

[Anonymous No.610552]

>>610543

Integrity Troll.

[Anonymous No.610643]

>>608674

Londoner here. Any Brits from around the Derby area willing to start a little product and help maintain if I buy this?

[Anonymous No.610644]

>>610643

*Project*

[Anonymous No.610961]

>>610643
I live in Derby and would be interested...
however my problems include:
>No cash
>no relevant skills
>No time on my hands

Would be cool as fuck though.

[Anonymous No.611017]

>>610961

Haha, if you had at least the time I think it could work out. Shame you don't man...

[Anonymous No.611062]

Bunkeranon, your story is tickling my inner /k/ and /x/ at the same time, and I love it.
Tell me if you've answered this, but do you have any larger plans besides "not irradiated and moldy"?
If not for the assumed horrendous costs to get it licenced, it would make a sweet museum or such.