/diy/ - Do It Yourself

[Anonymous No.513063]

I have a large underground hornets nest in my back yard, whose denizens have stung me and my friends on countless occasions over the 4 years that i have lived at this house.

I also have a Honda lawnmowe.

My plan is to start the mower, quickly park it over to the opening of the nest and run like hell, letting the mower run until it empties the tank. My thinking is that the noise will drive the wasps out of their nest, where they will be sucked into the whirling, 4-blade EasyCut holocaust under my mower.

Now, at this point, many of you may be saying "anon, why don't you just use pesticide like everyone else."
Well, i'll tell you. These wasps are no ordinary wasps. I have sprayed them three times a year for the past four years, and each time they return. The area around their hole is a barren wasteland of toxins, and yet i still see them buzzing in and out. In addition, the repeated gassings have only made them more aggressive.

Therefore, I have concluded that the only way to get rid of this nest is a full-on, shock-and-awe strike with all 260cc of death. I figure that with this one blow, I can knock out the vast majority of their hive defenders, and instill such fear in the rest that they will either move somewhere else or spend the rest of their lives cowering in their hole in fear that the four-stroke hurricane of destruction will return.
I want the survivors to wake up in a cold sweat every night with the sound of the overhead-cam maelstrom blaring through their head like it was happening again.
I want them to cower in PTSD-induced paralysis every time the scent of fresh-cut grass and gasoline hits their olfactory sensors.
I want the sight of so many dismembered and pulverized wasps to cause witnesses to go insane from the incomprehensible carnage.
Four wasp-generations from now, I want their queen to warn misbehaving maggots that if they don't shape up, the variable-drive armageddon will return.
I want this to be an experience they will never forget.
Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.513066]

>>513063
wh. . .
wha. . .
what the fuck did i just read?

[Anonymous No.513069]

Don't waste the gas in a mower, just pour the gas into the hellspawn's lair and light it up from a safe distance.

That'll show those bastard.

[Anonymous No.513072]

>>513063
This won't work. I've seen people try it.

The best thing to do it to locate all the holes in the ground they come in and out of. Hopefully, it'll only be 1. Mark them with something.

Wait until night time. Hopefully, it is fairly dark there at night and not right next to a street light or there such source of light. Wasps (hornets are a type of wasp) can't fly properly when it is too dark, but they will sting the shit out of you if you get them on you.

Anyway, at night spray an entire can of bee and wasp killer down the hole. Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.513070]

>>513063
10/10

do it

[Anonymous No.513071]

>>513066
I...I...I don't know man...but...it's fucking brilliant!

[Anonymous No.513074]

>>513069
This. Flood the nest with somethign guaranteed to kill them, adults larvae and all. A week later dig it up and complete the destruction of it so some other wasps don't decide to try to move it. A rototiller will probably do the job.

[Anonymous No.513089]

>>513063
i vote mower...
alternatively
pour clorox bleach in the hole wait 3 minutes and follow it up with the exact same amount of hydrogen peroxide, the resulting chemical reaction will heat the dirt to 178 degrees Fahrenheit and produce oxygen and hydrogen gasses, which when moving through the wet soil will destroy their tunnels, and the last and most satisfying effect is that this specific combination is a rapid oxidizer so if theres a lot of iron in your soil the wasps will literally rust to death.

[Anonymous No.513090]

>>513074
>>513072
>>513069
fuck you haters

OP do it


on an unrelated note, are you allergic to bees?

[Anonymous No.513095]

>>513094

[Anonymous No.513094]

>>513063
yeah, that or you could just spray some wasp powder in their opening, they drag it in with them and it kills them in a few days.

[Anonymous No.513096]

Once the nest is dead, dig it up and save the paper. There will be a massive nest that looks like the ones they make above ground. Sell the paper to reenactment people for their muzzle loader packing paper. Make lots of cash.

Use the wasp powder to prevent damaging the paper.

[Anonymous No.513099]

bumping for more imput.

[Anonymous No.513102]

please film it OP this sounds like a good idea

[Anonymous No.513105]

>>513063

OP, this will work. The blades are fast enough to chop the hornets to pieces as they emerge due to the pitch and speed of the blade.

[Anonymous No.513106]

>>513096
>>513095
>>513094
>>513074
IVE FUCKING TRIED THE POISONS

IT DOESNT WORK

JUST MAKES "EM MORE RESILIANT

I NEED THE 1-HIT K.O.

THE MASTERSTROKE

THE INSTAKILL

[Anonymous No.513108]

>>513106
Ahem...

>>513069

[Anonymous No.513112]

>>513108
i dont want to burn down my house, mate

i've got a lot of dry grass lying around

[Anonymous No.513115]

>>513112
Get your garden hose out, soak the side of your house first, then vigorously water down the area around the hive. keep it handy to supress any fires that break out.

[Anonymous No.513116]

>>513112
You're going to leave a lawnmower run for an hour? Best get that hose ready anyway, m8.

I say burn them, burn it again, then again....make some thermite and burn the fucker one more time, then fill the hole in.

[Anonymous No.513117]

>>513112
Don't be a tard like him. Pour it in and don't light it. There's no need to light it. The fumes will kill them.

[Anonymous No.513118]

>>513106
last intelligent biodegradable suggestion from me,
do the same thing i just suggested but mix the gas with the bleach b4 hand then light it after the reaction has started and youll have a mini hydrogen death bubble :)

[Anonymous No.513120]

>>513063
OP,
I hate anything that flies and stings with a passion. I will help you to annihilate this pestilence.

Take your mower and park it over the hole. It will kill some, but most will swarm out and swarm around the mower.

Now, here is the critical part. Wait until you feel like you have the mass of the nest super pissed off and swirling around the mower. Take a 5 gallon bucket of diesel and splash about 2 gallons worth of diesel onto the mower. Yes while its running. Toss a road flare and bask in your hellish inferno that will incinerate any of those flying bastards.

If your mower is new just steal a neighbors and use theirs.

mfw captcha = Firectob current

[Anonymous No.513123]

OP please video this for the sake of 4chan

[Anonymous No.513124]

Sounds like a loser plan, OP. It's not going to kill all of them and the ones are remain alive are just going to be mower-resilient.

[Anonymous No.513126]

>>513117
or use something that isnt pure gasoline, if you have old kerosine that like fuel treatment lying around or ever just water it down abit.

Watered down that stuff will make a hot flame that burns for damn near forever

[Anonymous No.513127]

>>513123
the wasps took my video camera

[Anonymous No.513130]

Wait until the night, then pour gasoline down their entrance. Don't light it on fire. Empty a can of gas down their nest then plug the entrance.

Shit got rid of a nest in my backyard overnight. Dug it out a month later and never had an issue since.

(They built a new nest outside my window instead.)

[Anonymous No.513133]

>>513130
exactly


I NEED TO SHOW THEM WHO IS BOSS

I DONT WANT THEM COMING BACK

I WANT THEM DEAD

AND I WANT MY CAMERA BACK

THEY FUCKING MADE A NEST IN MY CAMERA

I LEFT IT OUT FOR 2 DAYS ON MY BACK PORCH

AND THEY MADE A FUCKING NEST IN IT

SO I SPRAYED IT

AND NOW IT DOESNT WORK

AND THE WASPS ARE STILL THERE

[Anonymous No.513141]

I hear that hornets are extremely allergic to human flesh, so hear me out if nothing else works. Dig a hole in the hive, large enough to stick your arm in, up to the elbow. Your dead skin cells will be scraped off from the rough linings of the materials their nest is made of, and they will attempt to eat the dead skin cells. In about 20 or so minutes, place your face at the opening of the exact same hole you dug up to see if any are left.

[Anonymous No.513143]

Darkness. Gallons of boiling water. Pour down hole. Guaranfuckingteeed

[Anonymous No.513163]

You could always call and exterminator like any normal, reasonable, and sane person would do.

[Anonymous No.513169]

>>513163
NAH FUCK YOU THIS SHIT IS PERSONAL

[Anonymous No.513170]

>>513143
>get 5 gallons of boiling water
>start to pour down hole
>pour all 5 down
>suddenly, bees
>bees
>bees
>yfw the hole was 8 gallons in volume

[Anonymous No.513175]

>>513169
You're gonna get stung a whole lot with this "plan" of yours, and it's not going to get rid of the bees. Seriously, call a professional. This is not the kind of situation you want to be asking /diy/ about in the first place.

[Anonymous No.513177]

Do it! Be the Destroyer!

[Anonymous No.513185]

>>513177
Bee the destroyer

ha

[Anonymous No.513184]

>>513175
>what are long clothes?

[Anonymous No.513187]

>>513185

[Anonymous No.513191]

they wont fly at night

so find some dry logs
like a shit ton of them

and set up as if you were building a campfire, but right over their hive

light that bitch up

the fire should draw all the oxygen out of the hive. plus, if you can keep it going for hours, the ground will get hot enough to boil everything that remains underground alive

[Anonymous No.513194]

this shit works great. sprays a concentrated stream up to 20 feet, hit wasps in midflight and they DROP like a brick sack of potatoes.
brake cleaner, go to your auto parts store and get a case.

[Anonymous No.513196]

>>513194
>>513191
>>513175
>>513170
>>513163
>>513143
op dont listen to these haters

[Anonymous No.513198]

>>513191
BILLY MAYS HERE
or, you could use bleach and acetone, that makes chloroform, then once the wasps are all assed out pour some liquid dish soap down the hole so they cant get out, lastly bury the rest of the hive and soak, cover with black trash bag and stones. no more wasps i gaurentee it

[Anonymous No.513199]

Wear like 3 or four longsleave shirts, two pairs or 3 pairs of jeans, and wear two ninja head scarfs ( google t shirt ninja mask) and some goggles or something, and some gloves.

Then you are impervious to their attacks. I know, Ive done this twice with ground bees. ( Fuckers got me good beforehand, I chainsawed into their nest- Not good. I ran like hell and dove in our pool, they followed me there and still wanted to kill me.)


But to kill them? Just pour some gas or acid or something horrible from home depot down the hole. Burn the fuckers with gas if your not retarded enough to burn yourself or house down.

[Anonymous No.513202]

>>513198
>chloroform

He wants to kill them, not have sex with them.

[Anonymous No.513207]

In this order:

pour cement into hole
put lawnmower on hole
DIY flamethrower and murder the survivors
Anything left alive after that will not fuck with you again

[Anonymous No.513213]

why not just steal their honey?

[Anonymous No.513219]

>>513213
>wasps
>honey

[Anonymous No.513220]

>>513219

you'll never get any honey with that attitude

[Anonymous No.513228]

>>513219
He probably meant the honey of that sweet wasp pussy.

Mmmmm.

[Anonymous No.513229]

>>513228
i like where this thread is going

[Anonymous No.513230]

>>513219
Getting honey from a wasp is as easy as getting milk from a bull.

[Anonymous No.513231]

>>513069
> this
> flying fire wasps of doom
> news headline
> anon burned down neighborhood in an attempt to defeat the alpha bug
> poor pleb didn't know what hit him

[Anonymous No.513232]

I can't believe I just sat here reading this shit.

[Anonymous No.513233]

>>513230
stroke its dick?

[Anonymous No.513234]

>>513232
Me too.

Um... If I could make a suggestion... Did you try turning them on and off?

[Anonymous No.513237]

>>513233
>how I kill wasp
>jerk wasp off, drink wasp cum
>hugs not bug drugs

[Anonymous No.513238]

pour gasoline into the hive then light, post pics

[Anonymous No.513240]

You can always light them from a distance.
1.- Get a spray deodoran.
2.-Get a BBQ lighter.
3.- Boom. Flamethrower madafaka.
4.- Pics or didnt happen.

[Anonymous No.513263]

>>513198
or he could just use bleach and ammonia. Gas those fuckers with mustard gas.
>captcha: bloodless anypeg

[Anonymous No.513268]

Okay OP here is what you do:
1) Call local fire dept. and ask them for help to do a controlled burn in your backyard
2) Once you explain the problem to them and if they are willing to cooperate burn the fuckers with them, straight to hell. If they do not want to help or if no fire dept...

1-locate all entrances and exits
2-mark said points
3-obtain gasoline...lots of it
4-top lel

[Anonymous No.513269]

I say do the lawnmower thing, then after it has calmed down a bit, dump gasoline on the thing and set it alight.

Because fuck wasps.

[Anonymous No.513315]

>>513063
Gasoline + Tide = Napalm = hive roasted + fun

[Anonymous No.513327]

>>513263
Where does this bleach+ammonia=mustard gas idea come from?

[Anonymous No.513449]

Any updates?

[Anonymous No.513496]

>>513063
>Get petrol
>Mix with polostyrene
>Build tunnel system
>Kill cousin with snale in fake leg
>Kill cousin with giant kite
>Crazy brother set fire to some sheep then tell you its a lie we need to sleep
>Find out your a girl and did not lose you penis when bitten by a dog
>?????
>Profit

[Anonymous No.513499]

>>513496
>get petrol
>get paracetamol
>get spotted dick
>put in the boot of the lorrie
>perambulate to the barbie in our jumpers
>????
>jingly-wingly buy-o circles

[Anonymous No.513503]

>>513327
Bleach + amonia does release a toxic gas, but I got no idea whether or not it is true "mustard gas".

Op, mix up some quick setting concrete and fill that hole up.

[Anonymous No.513507]

>>513503
Scratch the concrete, as soon as I posted I realized the one and only true way to get rid of wasps. Steal a shitty over-bassed system from a ghetto'd out car, put speakers face down over the area of the nest leaving the hole open for them to leave, and blast dubstep.

[Anonymous No.513509]

>>513503
Mustard gases are organic compounds, containing carbon. Neither ammonia nor sodium hypochlorite contain carbon.

[Anonymous No.513513]

>>513327
>>513503
>>513509
The bleach decomposes to form hydrochloric acid, which reacts with ammonia to form toxic chloramine fumes:

First the hydrochloric acid is formed:

NaOCl → NaOH + HOCl

HOCl → HCl + O

Then the ammonia and chlorine gas react to form chloramine, which is released as a vapor:

NaOCl + 2HCl → Cl2 + NaCl + H2O

2NH3 + Cl2 → 2NH2Cl

If ammonia is present in excess (which it may or may not be, depending on your mixture), toxic and potentially explosive liquid hydrazine may be formed. While impure hydrazine tends not to explode, it's still toxic, plus it can boil and spray hot toxic liquid.

2NH3 + NaOCl → N2H4 + NaCl + H2O

[Anonymous No.513514]

>>513507
This is a troll.

Wasps are known for loving dubstep.

[Anonymous No.513550]

>>513063
dipshit, pour oil or gas down the hole and light it up. you new or some shit? otherwise bellow poison ivy smoke down there to blind them all. do u even insect warfare?

[Anonymous No.513551]

>>513503
mustard gas is cholorform that was left to sit for a long time

[Anonymous No.513552]

>>513063
get a body suit for protection or cover a set clothing in tape you know pants, sweater etc.
you don't want to get stung by a 4th gen waspnest

[Anonymous No.513559]

>>513551
No it isn't. Old chloroform might contain some phosgene, though.

[Anonymous No.513574]

>>513514
Not a troll, I thought everybody and everything that any level of inteligence hated dumbstep. Or am I givings the wasps too much credit in that department?

[Anonymous No.513578]

[Anonymous No.513582]

>>513574
To each their own.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXO-jKksQkM

[Anonymous No.513583]

>>513574
Wasps are the douchebags of the insect world. Of course they like dubstep. They listen to it while they're buying new Tapout shirts and hair bleach.

[Anonymous No.513588]

>>513063
get some plaster and pour it in that bitch?

[Anonymous No.513591]

>>513496
But does OP live on a small Scottish island.

[Anonymous No.513621]

>>513063
Do that first and have a back up nigger rigged flame thrower.
It will be glorious.

[Anonymous No.513624]

Fill the hole with caulk or something

[Anonymous No.513630]

OP, you dense motherfucker, go out in the morning while they're sleeping, and pour some boiling hot water in the nest. They'll die in terrible pain, and you won't ruin your lawn for years.

[Anonymous No.513632]

Buy extremely expandable insulation foam, the spray kind. Get some of your friends, have one can in each hand, then run up to the hole(s) and spray.

I've done this multiple times with wasp/hornet nests imbedded in the ground. I do landscaping/contracting work for houses that have been foreclosed on / abandoned.

If it's not the biggest, the spray foam will safely trap them in there and kill them.

Alternatively, if the hole is larger (a ditch near the opening of a five gallon bucket) get a heaping wheelbarrow full of loose dirt. In the dead of night, run up and pour it in. Then tamp the ever living fuck out of the ground to make sure they cant get out.

Most wasps and hornets can live for 2 or 3 days completely submerged in water, and poison generally only works if you can reach the queen.
Fire often times only makes them angrier if you don't reduced the entire area to ashe.

Personally, submerging them in foam/dirt/dry concrete mix is the best way to deal with them in the ground.

On a side note, paintball guns shooting really cheap thick paint (non competition rounds, heavy balls) are the best for removing hives on the house.

[Anonymous No.513653]

>>513063

[Anonymous No.513662]

I like your train of thought op, but from personal experience boiling water will be far more effective.
As another anon said, boil up some water (with salt) and pour it over the nest in the morning. Do this 3-4 more times if they've settled deep.

Had a gigantic hornets nest in an old stub at my cabin. Me and the old man poured boiling water over it 3 times, then we went in with axe and shovel to dig up the stub to reach the deeper parts of the nest. Some gasoline and a match did the rest.

TL;DR boiling water before they wake up, follow up with more as needed

[Anonymous No.513663]

>>513198

this is part of a good idea

get about a gallon of liquid dish soap, pour it down there, then either wait for it to rain or just jam a hose down there and turn it on for half an hour

when the water reacts with the dish soap it will combine to create bubbles, and as they expand it will foam throughout their underground network until it starts oozing out of all of the nest holes

that way when they come back to try to kill you they'll be squeaky clean and their stingers will be disinfected, plus you'll know where all the entrances are

[Anonymous No.513667]

>>513662

something about walking towards a hornet's nest with a large quantity of boiling water seems like it could end poorly

[Anonymous No.513674]

>>513063
I saw this on YT 5minutes ago

pour liquid aluminium into their hive and dig it out as a trophy afterwards, in the video i saw they did it with an ant hive though

[Anonymous No.513677]

Record this on video, for the sake of jesus.

[Anonymous No.513730]

>>513133
Dubs don't lie.

You must either use the lawnmower blades, or re-route its exhaust to fume them out, or both.

So it has been written, so it must be done.

Even a phone video would do, though, or pictures, seriously. You would be made legend. It is worth the effort.

[Anonymous No.513745]

Someone archive this, please?

[Anonymous No.513748]

You know when you get off of the mower the seat check turns the blades off right OP?

[Anonymous No.513752]

>>513745
Why?

And why do people always ask others to do so? I've always been puzzled by this.

[Anonymous No.513759]

>>513133
They will make a fucking nest in your lawn mower too. Demon wasps don't fucking around.

They might even drive it right up to your door and leave a severed blade on the ground to send you a message.

[Anonymous No.513765]

An entire thread on wasp removal and no mention of explosives?
If someone can clear a nest with det chord you deserve the most badass redneck of the year award!

[Anonymous No.513764]

>>513752
I think the popular archive site still requires 5-10 votes for a requested thread to be archived. Not sure though. I recall that at one time on of the archive sites wouldn't archive a thread if someone in that thread was begging others to get it archived.

[Anonymous No.513766]

>>513752
Ah, sorry.
I'm on my phone so it would be jumping through hoops to get it done.

[Anonymous No.513769]

Can you get liquid nitrogen OP?

[Anonymous No.513774]

>>513759
HOLY FUCK

I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT

[Anonymous No.513776]

I think this has to be a two-part plan. Kill the workers with the mower, and knock the queen out with gas or boiling water so the motherfuckers can't come back.

[Anonymous No.513779]

>>513774
They're probably lurking /diy/ right now, reading your posts and googling "diy forged wasp sized lawmower blade knife".

OP, kill yourself. it's the only way out. This shit's going /x/ at a breakneck speed. Stop before they hollow out your body and walk you around like a meatbag Gundam.

[Anonymous No.513785]

>>513779
;_;

i just paid off my mortgage on my house

[Anonymous No.513788]

>>513779
>>513785
With them listening to this theme music and watching this video, you know you are already dead,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIfJYHpiJgc

[Anonymous No.513790]

Two can play their game. There are as many hornets as the food in the area where you live can support. The dying of hornets is taking away from that energy, since they spend energy breeding and growing that hornet. If this energy balance is brought to zero, no hornets can live there. To do this there are two ways: decrease food source, or increase predation. To increase predation release natural enemies of the hornets in your garden: certain birds such as the Summer Tanager, Bullfrogs, bats, lizards, spiders, badgers and hedgehogs. I recommend this aproach for two reasons: satisfaction of beating them at their own game and the fact that your slowly driving them to extinction which is inevitable. Have fun!

[Anonymous No.513811]

>>513790
YES. THIS. SEAL OFF THE AREA.
ARMY OF 100 HEDGEHOGS
50 SUMMER TANAGERS TO RULE THE SKIES
CUTEST BACKYARD WARFARE EVER

[Anonymous No.513814]

>>513811
I'm having flashbacks of watching Pom Poko.

[Anonymous No.513819]

first time on /diy/
is it always like this over here?

[Anonymous No.513820]

>>513819
I'm sure you can read the other threads on the board. What do you think?

[Anonymous No.513826]

>>513063

I've glanced over this thread a dozen times and I JUST noticed the title of OP's image.

For some reason I can't stop laughing.

[Anonymous No.513840]

>>513826
aaaahhhhh shit he just got me too.

[Anonymous No.513854]

>>513063
had to save this

[Anonymous No.513866]

>>513854
your thumbnail is insufficient

[Anonymous No.513869]

my aunt always takes a bucket/cup of diesel and throws it on the nest and all of them cant move cause their wings are wet and shit
>works everytime

[Anonymous No.513870]

OP is going to come away with lethal stings and 35 separate types of ball cancer.

[Anonymous No.513884]

>>513063
Just throw a grenade down there.

[Anonymous No.513886]

binary foam OP!

[Anonymous No.513895]

Fuck you OP I just wasted 60 minutes watching videos of rednecks setting underground yellow jacket nests on fire.

Pour a little gasoline in, light a flare and toss it in. Then dig from the side with a shovel to expose the nest.

[Anonymous No.513907]

No sir. Here's what you do.
-Get a wet/dry shopvac
-Put a cup of bleach in the bottom of it
-Fire up the vac, put the nozzle sideways right beside the opening to the nest
-You'll suck the pissed ones out of the nest, and any coming in from the air returning to the nest will also be caught
-Leave it running for about an hour
-You should then be able to safely approach and fill in the hole with soil or rocks

[Anonymous No.513910]

>>513907
>dont put the bleach in
>suck up bees
>cap the end
>go to your enemies house
>put vac on blow
>shoot bees at him

[Anonymous No.513911]

>>513063
Propane is heavier than air. Get a propane torch, don't light it, and open it fully. Stick nozzle in hole to euthanize the nest.

No oxygen-y, no breath-y.

[Anonymous No.513914]

Step 1: Create stingproof outfit
Step 2: Mix petrol and diesel together
Step 3: Pour mix into hole
Step 4: Light
Step 5: Run like hell and hide

You could also make some homemade napalm by mixing styrofoam and petrol to ensure it sticks to the hive and burns, and perhaps you will wanna keep the wasp outfit on and keep putting wood and such on the fire for a few hours after to make sure it's all gone.

[Anonymous No.513919]

1. get tar
2. heat tar
3. pour hot tar down holes you have found
4. wait to see if the wasps come out anywhere else and spray down the hole with poison and then pour more hot tar down those holes

your lawnmower idea will succeed in killing a fe wasps and pissing of 99% of them

[Anonymous No.513923]

Okay, you're gonna need 10 pounds of Thermite.
Melt the earth surrounding the nest. It's the only way to be sure

[Anonymous No.513925]

>>513106
All other alternatives have been exhausted.
Only alternative now is to create a scale model of Fat Man and burrow it about 2 feet into the ground, ignite, and run like fuck.

Oh, don't go back to the site for a few weeks, either.

[Anonymous No.513931]

Some interesting concepts going here....We have mechanical damage... drowning, burning, chemical and nerve agents, molten metals... even mechanical immobilizing solutions as well as seduction techniques of dubious use to your ultimate goal... I think you need to combine all these in an epic wasp apocalypse. Failing that...there is cold. (havent seen that proposed yet.) you could try pouring liquid nitrogen into their hole, emptying several cans of air duster into it.. (maybe cans of butane... freeze em, then blow it up.) or get a fire extinguisher, shove the nozzle into their hole, and let loose.

[Anonymous No.513932]

I think you should take a 5 gallon water cooler jug, shove the neck of it over their hole and see how many you can get to fly in... when you have a bunch, just cap it off and leave it there for all the other wasps to witness as they slowly starve to death and die in their punishment cylinder. If that doesn't freak them out enough... try capturing various house centipedes, spiders and such, and then stick them into the cooler jug first before sticking it over hole.

[Anonymous No.513940]

OP, just turn the nest into a firepit. Place a nice ring of rocks around the whole nest, then toss in some firewood and light it up. The intensity of the heat for a long period of time will bake all that dirt into oblivion, along with the wasps.

[Anonymous No.513941]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk52XA4rFpw

the most DIY option

[Anonymous No.513944]

This sounds awesome please film it

[Anonymous No.513969]

1)Plant massive metal rod in ground right next to the nest
2)Wait for thunderstorm
3)???
4)Profit

[Seahawks-Lakers-bro !rWiLSoN3/. No.513970]

get a long metal pipe and stick it into the hole. drop m80's and stink bombs into it.

[Anonymous No.513984]

What I did to a nest of ground wasps that had been attacking my dad and me:

1. I poured concentrated bleach at the hole.
2. I poured concentrated hydrochloric acid at the same spot, and quickly stirred it around with a stick.
3. I put a large plastic bucket over the hole, with a stone on top.
4. I waited.

The acid reacts with the bleach and forms chlorine gas. Chlorine gas is very poisonous as well as heavy and therefore makes it way down to the lowest levels of their infested dungeons.
It has been used as a mean of chemical warfare - mainly for trenches.
Not to mention that many wasps get simply corroded to death.

We had no problem with ground wasps at that spot afterwards.

[Anonymous No.513993]

>>513063
That's good, OP. But you got to go further.

Douse the blades in petrol, and light them.

[Anonymous No.514007]

>>513993
This is not enough. The blades themselves must be made of fire

[Anonymous No.514016]

>Yellowjacket nest in the back yard
>Stings me, no fucks given
>Stings my wife
>I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL
>1:00 am
>Slow cooker pot full of boiling water
>Clear casserole dish
>Pour that shit down the hole, immediately place the casserole dish over the hole upside down
>Leave for a week
>Check the casserole dish
>They have piled on themselves trying to escape. Literally a mound of bee corpses piled high into one side of the casserole dish.
>Smells like death
>Dig it up
>Half dead workers too weak to fly
>Larvae still wiggling around
>Throw the whole nest, dead bees in the composter
>Not a fucking peep since.

You have to use a clear dish to cover the hole. As long as sunlight gets through, they won't cover the exit and they'll just suffocate/starve/roast due to the lack of exit/air circulation.

[Anonymous No.514025]

>>513063
OP, do it the /sci way:

build a 10W+ laser and a camera-based control system for it that will target any moving object in FOV. Just make sure your laser is pointing at the hive exit from elivated position so any missed shot will go into the ground.
Post vids of the resulting massacre, become internet celebrety and get hired by NASA or something.

[Anonymous No.514034]

I don't care if you use my idea or not OP but if you don't at least take pictures I am going to find you and kill you.

[Anonymous No.514041]

>the wasps will literally rust to death.
Oh yes

[Anonymous No.514046]

Gasoline kills wasps near instantly upon contact.
Just dump a bunch down the hole.
The fumes should be enough to drive out or kill any non-contact ones as well.

I know others have suggested lighting it on fire... but don't, there is no need for that.

[Anonymous No.514048]

Thermite kills wasps on impact too, that and you can pour it down wasp holes. If you want to make explosive thermite (bad fucking idea) add an oxidizer like salpeter.

[Anonymous No.514050]

Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[Anonymous No.514054]

>>513063
You cannot instill fear into a wasp.
They have no such emotion.

You can only make them angrier.

Wasps was where they got their idea for the hulk.
You can't win against them OP, you just can't.

[anon No.514055]

just pour quick krete down the hole and any other exits they might have/make. eventually they should leave, it takes them a long time and alot of man power to dig, so repeated evcavations will cost them food and time, which they dont like giving up either.

[Anonymous No.514056]

[Anonymous No.514059]

>>513124
>It's not going to kill all of them and the ones are remain alive are just going to be mower-resilient.
5star post

[Anonymous No.514061]

OP, wasps would not retreat in fear. They are one of the nastiest sons of bitches produced by Nature. They'll defend their nest to death, and wouldn't be trickered to see "What's that sound". They'll probably chase after you. If just one stings you it would release a powerful chemical signal that would mark you as "Ennemy of the nest. Terminate with extreme prejudice" and you would have a full nest of motherfuckers after your skin. Spraying them for the last years have turned up their inmune system so now they are kinda like ubber-wasps on steroids. My advice for your safety: contact a proffesional. Not a cheap clumsy one. Someone with a good reputation. Tell him what product did you use with the nest and let him take care of your honert commandos. Don't let any troll or your pride in the way. Those fuckers are dangerous.
Burning the nest would work only if you trap all the hornets, but probably would ignite your backyard/grass/fence/neighbour's house, so don't try it.
Go to youtube and watch some vids about these nasties if you are not convinced.
Stay safe, OP. Revenge against insects is not enough to expose yourself to a deadly danger.

[Anonymous No.514065]

my technique for underground nests:

>find entrance/exit holes
>overnight, pound steel pipes over the holes, creating wasp cannon
>next night, pour petrol/diesel down the pipe. This is guaranteed to fill the next with fuel
>surround the nest holes with rocks
>light m-80 firework
>drop down one of the steel tubes
>pull tube out, run like fuck
>Fuck yeah explosions

[Anonymous No.514076]

Use carbon freezing.

[Anonymous No.514080]

>>513790
I liked this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" idea.

[Anonymous No.514082]

I think electrocution is the only option not suggested yet. Shove running hose in the hole for half an hour, stick two cables on both sides, connect to car battery, fry the fuckers.

[Anonymous No.514087]

>>514082
It was :
>>513969

[Anonymous No.514119]

concrete. bury the bastards alive

[Anonymous No.514123]

>>514082
A car battery won't work, you need a high voltage power supply cranked up to 100,000 Kilawasps.

[Anonymous No.514129]

Best solution for removing winged kebabs is shotgun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i91j6FCRM0

[Anonymous No.514159]

>>514123
A small Tesla coil set near the hole would work actually. It'd zap them right out of the sky as they went between the coil and the hole.

[Anonymous No.514170]

Anyone advising 'call a professional' to take care of a fucking wasps nest needs to GTFO of this board and turn in their man card immediately. Why the shit would you pay some other idiot hundreds of dollars to do exactly the same thing you could do, it's not like killing wasps requires special training.

[Necromancer No.514193]

Buy loads of scrap brass. Melt a bucket of it down and pour it down the hole.

[Anonymous No.514201]

>>514193

I was gonna say melt candlewax, same effect

[Anonymous No.514206]

>>513063
>>513106
>>513133
>>513169
>>513811
P.S. We are never leaving

P.P.S. We have claimed your computer for the hive

[Anonymous No.514213]

>>514061
>Someone with a good reputation.

[Anonymous No.514225]

Why not just fill the hole with concrete?

[Anonymous No.514235]

>>513063
My uncle had a pair of bee snakes he trained for his hive removal business. They'd go into the holes and nests and eat the bees. You could try something like that.

[Anonymous No.514237]

>>514235
>bee snake

D-d-don't google image search that.

[Anonymous No.514333]

>>514237
I just did...

[Anonymous No.514346]

The attack plan I used:

>midnight
>dad boils a pasta pot full of water
>I get a flashlight and get the garden hose ready
>I take point
>scan the area with light, looks like they're dormant, coast is clear
>dad pours the boiling water
>put hose in the hole, turn on water
>go home and chill for an hour
>turn off water

That patch of the lawn is nicely watered and fertilized by their corpses. Worked better than I thought.

[Anonymous No.514348]

Go down to Mexico and buy a pesticide known as 'lindane". Shits banned in the US but you mix a half pint with two liters and you've got yourself a concoction Hitler would be proud of. Stick it in a sprayer put on a cool as fuck gas mask and go to town on them sons of bitches, or just fill a milk jug with the shit and pour it down like a god damn waterfall of death and watch as they struggle to crawl out and shiver to death. Within a few months the soil is fine for you but those little fuckers will never return

[Anonymous No.514372]

>>514348
Best idea ever

[Anonymous No.514378]

>>514048
bad idea

Confucius say he who play with fire get burned.

[Anonymous No.514384]

unfortunately for your revenge, wasps have the brain size of like a drop of water so they don't really feel fear, they're all instinct.

[Anonymous No.514387]

have you tried using remote detonated explosives? the force channeled thru the nest will be enough to turn them all into wasp pancakes in a second.

[Anonymous No.514389]

Pour gasoline into the hole; it's the Russian way of killing underground insects

[Anonymous No.514402]

I recommend doing the boiling/hot water thing, but get yourself a pair of beeworker suits. Get a friend, suit up, get a hose, and use your hot water tank to send scalding water into the nest. Once that's done, take a pair of CO2 only fire extinguishers and hose each other off with it to send any living wasps to sleep.

[Anonymous No.514411]

take a trash bag, cut it apart so it makes a sort of plastic tarp, then spray the shit out of it with bug spray, then cover the nest with it, and I guess put rocks on it so it doesn't fly away.

I don't know if this works with an "underground nest" but I know it works with regular nests.

[Anonymous No.514417]

>>514402
couldn't you just use the extinguishers one the nest? it's heavier then air after all,

[Anonymous No.514419]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUQiB-RDX5A

[Anonymous No.514420]

>>514417
Cheaper to just use a flare and quickly dig up the knocked out wasps in 5 or so minutes

[Anonymous No.514423]

>>513063
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[Anonymous No.514427]

No. Go to a gun store, or Cabela's. Get a jar of shotshell reloading powder. A big one. Dip a piece of old tee shirt in gasoline, take the lid off, and shove it into the powder.

Get this jar into the hole at night. Light it on fire from a distance. The crater should allow you to see the size of the hive, if there's any left.

[Anonymous No.514442]

Why don't you just...cover the hole?

[Anonymous No.514450]

>>514442
Wasps are good at chewing through shit and digging alternate tunnels.

[Anonymous No.514647]

Light blades on fire OP.

It's the only way to be sure.

[Anonymous No.514767]

>>513063
>Exercise Until your drenched in sweat
>Get naked and pour sugar all over yourself, sticking to the sweat
>Stand over the hive and allow them to collect sugar from your body
>Make them associate your scent with easy access food
>Become king of the hive

[Anonymous No.514769]

>>514767
*you're drenched

[Anonymous No.514800]

>>514767
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em?

How about dumping diatomaceous earth over the entrance, or are these assholes immune to that shit?

[Anonymous No.514805]

>>514800
holy shit i didnt even think of diatomacous earth. DO THIS. It soaks up the goop that allows their joints to move, and the essentially dehydrate. Other places state that it's super pointy and cuts them where it hurts.

Either way, pour diatomaceous earth in the entrance every day and watch those fuckers rot in the ground

[Anonymous No.514891]

>>513063
pour flammable liquid down hole, im talkin gallons, set up fuse and light the bitch. record for extra points

[Anonymous No.514903]

>>513237
>this kills the wasp

[Anonymous No.514930]

why not just shove the garden hose in the hole and turn the water on till it gushes out.. not like wasps can swim.. or breathe underwater for that matter... won't hurt your house... no place for them to nest in a garden hose...

[Anonymous No.514931]

>>514930
What do you think they do when it rains? The can survive underwater for a few days.

[Anonymous No.514941]

>>514931
I suspect the volume of water entering the wasps nest when it rains is significantly less than what they'd have to deal with when you shove the hose down the hole and turn it on... regardless it's practically free to try and won't risk your lawnmower or put more pesticides out there...

[Anonymous No.514945]

>>514930
Don't listen to him!!! He's a fucking wasp, I know their wasp tricks.

[Anonymous No.514946]

>>514800
>>514930
>>514891
wasp shills pls go

i know whos behind those posts

[Anonymous No.514947]

>>514930
>Put garden hose in hole
>Turn it on and leave it for a day or two
>Pull out hose
>No water coming out
>It's full of wasps

[Anonymous No.514948]

>>514947
>Run inside
>realize wasps climbed up the hose
>wasps start pouring into your house through the faucets

[Anonymous No.514949]

>>514948
>You leave house
>wasps finally succeeded in getting that filthy human off their land

[Anonymous No.514950]

>>514949
Once the wasps are in your house, there is no leaving. The time has long past.

[Anonymous No.514953]

>BBQ at friends house
>Hanging out by grill
>Friend leans on storm drain
>Hornets, hornets by the thousands
>Grab bug racket zappers in each hand, full on samurai big killing mode
>Wage glorious war
>Go to store and get some raid
>Spray raid up hole as fight hornet hoards
>Eventually see huge 2 inch monster of a queen leave the hive
>Humans 1, Hornets 0

[Anonymous No.514957]

>>513063
>this post
>10/10

[Anonymous No.514964]

this is quality. 10/10

[Anonymous No.514967]

>be with friends at park
>wasp the size of a bic lighter comes to play
>scared for life for ten minutes
>wasp decides to crawl up a short open irrigation pipe mounted in the gazebo
>reach into pocket
>find bottle cap
>mfw it fits perfectly
>say ill remove it and let wasp out when leaving the gazebo
>forget about it
>never return to park

[Anonymous No.514971]

>>514061
> not recommending a fire based solution

[Anonymous No.515025]

>>513748
does OP have access to bricks. Or large rocks. Or an accomplice decked the fuck out with multiple layers of clothing.

[Anonymous No.515052]

OP have you ever considered that now is the time to become a superhero (or villain)? Control the wasps, call yourself "Wasp Lord" or some such thing, rule the world with the power of the sting! Now is your moment, reach for the glory you deserve!

[Anonymous No.515101]

The mower won't get them all and none of them that do not come out / use different hole.

Save gas and toxins, boil a whole pouch of loose rolling tabacco and pour it down the hole. I would also add in a few cups of borax (Mule Team 20). Both are env sound and lethal to insects (not to humans), and cost about 6 bucks total.

[Anonymous No.515118]

>>515101
>nicotine
>lethal to insects (not to humans)
Nicotine is about as toxic to humans as it is to insects. This is one of the reasons why it's not commonly used.

[Anonymous No.515123]

Even if that was true, a wasp weights 0.1g versus 50,000g for a human. At a concentration where a drop would kill an insect it would take over a gallon to kill a human.

The LD50 of nicotine for humans would require 2-3 packs of nicotine to be entirely consumed. Using that amount in a boiling gallon is safe assuming you dont drink the entire gallon.

[Anonymous No.515129]

OP try peeing in the hole

[Anonymous No.515132]

>>515101
>>515118
>>515123
1 drop of nicotine will instantly kill any human.

In veterinary class you learn about this shit. We use it to kill dogs by placing a single drop on the nose. They drop like a sack of potatoes. We have to be extremely careful with it.

[Anonymous No.515136]

Yes it's toxic. But so is table salt. It's all about concentrations. 1 drop of pure nicotine has the same as 2-3 packs of ciggs, the human LD50.

Use a large pot, wear gloves and watch them dance as they die

[Anonymous No.515141]

>>513063
Pour cement in the hole. Dig it when it's solid. Learn about wasp architecture.

[Anonymous No.515144]

>>515132
>We use it to kill dogs by placing a single drop on the nose.
I'm inclined to call this bullshit as it sounds like a very unplesant method. Afaik vets use barbituates for euthanasia.

[Anonymous No.515145]

>>515136
>2-3 packs of ciggs
What time frame is that? Not that I doubt it, but I've inhaled that over the course of like 2 hours before, double barrel chain smoking...

Guess I know what side of the LD50 I'm probably on.

[Anonymous No.515148]

Much can be said for a developed tolerance to any poison.

Acc to wikipedia nicotine has a half-life of 2 hours. Plus there's quite a descrepency online about the nic content of a cig, not to mention likely brand differences.

[Anonymous No.515151]

>>515148
Thanks for the info. Wasn't under the illusion that I had done my health any favors, but it's definitely interesting.

[Anonymous No.515159]

>>515123
>>515136
That "2-3 packs" refers to what you'd get if you smoked them normally, burning most of the nicotine. The actual nicotine content is much higher.
It is true that you're unlikely to accidentally kill yourself with small amount of nicotine water, but it doesn't change the fact that compared to it's efficiency, nicotine is a dangerous insecticide.

[Anonymous No.515186]

>>513063
Anon please film results and post on youtube. You could make a lil money.

[Anonymous No.515188]

>>515123
50 kg for an adult human? Maybe closer to 80...

[Anonymous No.515261]

>>515129
>Exposing your dick to wasps, and pissing on them to piss them off.

[Anonymous No.515288]

>>513932
Punishment cylinder

[Anonymous No.515296]

This made my evening. Thank you, OP. Please, Deliver death to them like they will never Imagine.

[Anonymous No.515299]

>>513854
>>513866

[Anonymous No.515300]

I poured used motor oil down the hole, killed the nest nice and quick.

[Anonymous No.515305]

>>515299
>>515299
why is mower and hornets nest hyperlinked?

[Anonymous No.515309]

>>515305
Having some issues with my adblocker.

[Anonymous No.515316]

>>515305

[Anonymous No.515317]

Why don't you just fill it with boiling water?
Or even cold water. Just put a hose at the entrance and fill it up.

[Anonymous No.515340]

>>513910
bless you

[Anonymous No.515349]

>>513063
Good lord this thread is glorious!
>found it on twitter mind you

[Anonymous No.515354]

>>515349
what?
link

[Anonymous No.515356]

>>515354
You can't post Twitter links without getting auto-banned.

Just search the thread URL on Twitter.

[Anonymous No.515388]

Just so everyone knows, everything on this board is auto archived on nstallgentoo.net
https://archive.installgentoo.net/diy/thread/513063

[Anonymous No.515514]

1kg of thermite in a garden pot over the hole. allow it to literally vaporize and glass the surrounding area (i shit you not, thermite turns soil into glass) once its dripped down, spray a hose into the molten metal core, instant steam bomb, thats sure to kill everything in a 3ft radius all directions, once youve done that, pour gasoline down the hole. problem solved

[Anonymous No.515619]

OP, fuck a monkey, fuck the queen and then wait the AIDS do its work in the nest.

[Anonymous No.515645]

molten lead is the answer

lots and lots of molten lead
put the kettle on, and when it's all good and melted, pour it down those fuckers hole.

bonus, when it solidifies, you dig it up and you have a trophy in the exact shape of their nest

[Anonymous No.515692]

There's really only one obvious solution to your problem here OP. You must become one of them. You must infiltrate their society and learn their ways. Keep quiet about it at first, so as to not draw attention to yourself or you will surely be discovered. After you have learned enough about the ways of the wasps, start getting involved. Befriend a few of them. Learn their names, earn their trust. Now from here your best option is to gather a following. Start an uprising. Make it so it's not you vs. wasps, but wasps vs. wasps. Have them fight each other, and when both sides are their weakest, this will be your time to strike. Come in with pure firepower, leave no wasp un-vaporized. This seems like it will take some time, and yes, it will. But from my experience, this is the safest and most cost-effective way to take down a wasp nest. I can vouch and say this has worked for me on many occasions.

God speed, OP.

[Anonymous No.515706]

>>513509
nah, but air does..
google CO2

[Anonymous No.515717]

>>513063
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ6k_px1Hu0

[Anonymous No.515747]

>>515717
>revenge of the electric weenie

[Anonymous No.515753]

>>515717
>apocalypse now
>"Are you an assasin wasp?"
>"i am a soldier wasp"
>"YOU ARE NIETHER, YOU ARE AN ERRAND WASP"

[Anonymous No.516273]

napalm the holes?

[Anonymous No.516295]

>>516273
ill napalm ur mom's holes m8

[Anonymous No.516354]

>>514016
>You have to use a clear dish to cover the hole. As long as sunlight gets through, they won't cover the exit and they'll just suffocate/starve/roast due to the lack of exit/air circulation.

fucking genius!!
OP DO THIS.

[Anonymous No.516366]

>>516354
wasps can dig dumbass

[Anonymous No.516443]

Op, you get a blender, a big one, then you cut a hole in the glass behind the blades and attach a vaccum hose to it.

Imagine that you're a wasp being a shitlord with your wasp friends in your cave and making plans to sting the human in his dick when you all suddenly get sucked up through 15 chambers of hornet safety right into a murder orgy.

[Anonymous No.516451]

>>516443
>shitlord

/pol/ here, SRS detected

[Anonymous No.516585]

>Buy two cans of anchovies. Lesser men would use less, but that would be an insufficient amounts of anchovies.
>Using a the first can of anchovies, befriend a lobster. At first, gift the lobster with several anchovies at a time. Then, ask for small favours. Soon, it will be ready.
>It must be a lobster. Other crustaceans are incapable of the task at hand. Failure to secure a lobster is failure to destroy the wasps.
>Using a net, capture a hedgehog or porcupine. Ensure the net is made of hemp. Burn the net, and the feel-good fumes shall teach the spike-ed beast to trust you.
>It is important to ensure the hedgupine trusts you.
>Find access to thick woolen cloth. Soak it in sea water and/or seasalted tapwater. An insufficient amount of seasalt endangers the hedgupine and the plan itself.
>Using simple knitting skills, wrap the hedgehog or porcupine in the salted blanket.
>Attach the lobster to the underside of the porcupine. The armored shell will protect the lobster whilst the thick cloth and spikes will protect the top of your frankenporcuster. The seasalt will make the lobster think he or she is home. This will cause them to like eachother.

Finally, you are ready.

>At sunset, lob approximately two thirds of a can of anchovies at the nest. Your lobster, now addicted to anchovies, will chase it. Being the feet of the monster you have created, the lobster and therefore the porcupine will charge at the nest.
>Buzzers and stings can do nothing against spikes, claws and anchovies.
>The battle is won, and you may reward porcupine and lobster alike with the remaining 1/3 of a can of anchovies.

[Anonymous No.516604]

>>516585
What the fuck am I reading?

[Anonymous No.516614]

>>516585

>frankenporcuster

[Anonymous No.516617]

>>516451
> /pol/ here

Fuck off back to your rock. I'd be happier having a /b/tard in our midst.

>>516604
the future.

[Anonymous No.516641]

Hurry up and fucking deliver, OP.

[Anonymous No.516664]

>>516617
self sufficiency is key to caucasians returning home to Mars

[Anonymous No.516699]

>>513141
Nah mate, it's a myth. Don't worry about it though, I actually have a P.H.D in Wasp Eradication and I still got tricked by this one. The trick is to collect your dandruff over a long period of time (or short, I've found the amount is directly proportional to the length of time spent on /b/) then to mix it with your spittle to create a gelatinous substance. Once you've completed this step, you must then acquire a broadsword and paint your face with the highland colour of old. Final step is to dip your sword in the dandruff/spittle mixture and run out in to your yard, screaming of freedom from tyranny (make sure to keep your sword at crotch height, let it become your second member). Antagonise the wasps in any way you see fit, I prefer to use bigoted stingslut-shaming phrases (Wasps have a huge sense of social justice). Do not be afraid at this point, you can show no fear or the Wasps will sense it and attack, stay calm, as the waterlily in the spring time. As the wasps begin to mass, readying to attack, you must raise your mighty weapon (while keeping the hilt firmly plastered to your crotchal region) to a 340 degree angle. The wasps will be tricked by the mixture coated on the sword and will think it the mighty insect weapon 'Excalibuzz'. The wasps will begin landing on the the sword, attempting to make love to it and add their life energies to its magnificence. Too late they will realise that they have been tricked, but the mixture will have stuck them to the sword and it will keep them nourished for over a year. You now have a buzzing sword of death with which you may strike fear in to the hearts of your enemies. Enjoy motherfuckers

[Anonymous No.516708]

>>513063
If you really want to get the job done OP, try this.
>Buy yourself an industrial fan. The giant ones that they use to cool down gymnasiums and large frozen storage containers.
>Open up the fan, and remove the blades from inside.
>Purchase the largest helium tank you can find (balloon making kits are usually a good bet), several feet of flexible tubing, a gallon of gasoline, a lighter, and a total of 8 handsaws. No less than 8, but if you're feeling adventurous you could always buy more. You will need these later.
>Drill a small hole into the underside of the fan. Make sure that the tubing will fit snugly into the hole, and secure one end of it there.
>With the face of the fan still open, remove the handles from the 8 or more handsaws. You will want to weld or otherwise fasten these blades in place of the ones that you removed to make your fan an effective killing machine.
>After you have completed this, screw the front of the fan back into its position, and plug it in to the nearest electrical socket. Your electric bill may be high if it's a larger hive, but good god will it be worth it.
>Before you continue to the final steps, make sure that you have sealed off all other exits to the hive. Leave the largest and most used exit open. This is where the fan will go.
>When the coast is clear, place the fan over the hive, facing skyward. This will create a vacuum, sucking any wasps remaining in the hive out towards the only available exit.
>When you're ready, douse the rotating saws inside the fan with gasoline. You don't need to use it sparingly, as any excess gasoline will also kill the bees. You will also at this time want to connect the other end of your flexible rubber hosing to the nozzle of your helium tank. Optionally, you can use sunglasses, a lawn chair, and a cold glass of lemonade for celebration.
>Turn on the modified fan. Light the blades. Occasionally add helium to the fire and enjoy your swirling hellish tornado of fire and death.

[Anonymous No.516722]

>>516708
add helium to the fire.

... Why ? 1/10

[Anonymous No.516751]

Take a big sheet of see-through plastic and lay it over the hive with some planks around it. Cover a big area so there is no chance of escape. give it around a week maybe and I imagine they would be dead. Could be combined with other stuff like boiling water to make sure they all suffer and die.

[Anonymous No.516755]

>>516722
Ever set a balloon on fire?

[Anonymous No.516768]

>>516722
Helium + fire + handsaws = explosions and possibly shards of flaming shrapnel flying through a swarm of very angry bees
Oxygen + fire = more fire
But really, it's up to you which to use. A rotating column of finely pureed wasps, explosions, blades, and fire would be my first choice though.

[Anonymous No.516788]

If the nest is big and deep underground, go rent a crane, borrow a crane or build a crane in your backyard.
If it's not, just get sume buddies to help you.

Borrow or rent or build a big-ass weight. Like a wrecking ball, but smaller. You could use concrete for this.
Then wait until a stormy night for a dramatic effect, and drop the weight on the nest.

The wasps which don't die instantly will slowly die one of the most horrible deaths known to wasp and man alike: being buried alive.

With your plan, OP, they die the death of a warrior, defending their nest and their honor. They might even enjoy it. With this, they die like the weak and stupid prey they are, crying in despair and wondering why that is happening to them.

[Anonymous No.516857]

>>514193
worlds most expensive fly killer right here

[Anonymous No.516868]

>aquire tarp
>cover one side in double sided sticky tape
>be night time
>secure tarp about 12" off the ground covering nest opening and surrounding area
>leave until day then do whatever to piss off nest while tarp is secured in place
>leave tarp for a few hours
>return, flip over and laugh at your newly aquired prisoners

[Anonymous No.516903]

What would make a good wasp bait, what do they eat?

[Anonymous No.516912]

>>516585
Can the frankenporcuster climb roofs? And how does it feel being near minorities and dogs?
This is important.

[Anonymous No.516929]

>>516912
Of course it can. Simply flip your frankenporcuster over, and the spikes can grasp virtually ANY surface!

Minorities enrage the beast, but this may be sated by anchovies. It will probably eat the dog.

[Anonymous No.516952]

>>513063
op needs to put on a beekeeper suit and use double flyswatters to kill the stragglers

[Anonymous No.516964]

>>516952

what about an electric flyswatter hooked into an AC line?

[Anonymous No.516968]

>>516768
Helium isn't flammable

[Anonymous No.517016]

Seriously, OP, try the gasoline. You don't need to light it. It will kill all those that get soaked and the ones that just fly in the fumes will die soon. I've had to do this before and this works brilliantly after trying all nature of insecticides.

[Anonymous No.517677]

Your going to need an air compressor, some bricks, about a cord of good oak timber, assorted plumbing pipe, a two liter of coke, a shovel and a gallon of water. Take the shovel and dig a pit... burn the oak in the pit slowly over time (bury it once going to let it smolder and make coals and charwood.) Take your extra dirt from the pit, add water and use the mud and bricks to build a blast-furnace like chamber.... make a small air inlet, and a small exhaust port in it. Take the plumbing parts and attach the airhose from the compressor to the inlet, and stick the exhaust into the wasp hole. Light that furnace up and get it roaring away with the air compressor feeding it air and forcing all the exhaust and heat down into the hole... note where smoke comes out of any other holes, and set a brick on top of them. Watch from a safe distance and consume coke.

[Anonymous No.517685]

>>513063
pour molten aliminium down the wasps hole, it will kill them all. and if you feel so inclined, dig up the metal once it's cooled down. this way you have a perfect sculpture of an underground wasp hive, which is cool as shit. maybe sell it or give it to a history museum

[Anonymous No.517688]

Sackrete mixed at a sloppy slurry consistency, 2 pieces of hose w/ male ends. One "drill pump", available at any hardware store. Drill attaches to a shaft which spins a pump turbine creating flow through the hoses, attached on each side. One end in your slurry, and one end in their hole. Slurry should prevent them from escaping as they solidify into a rock. You will also need beer for this job. And a friend to take video, for when they start shooting out the back door at you. But if you wanna find that first, a can of talcum powder and a shop vac in reverse will do the trick, just get inside quick.

[Anonymous No.517713]

>>513674
Link?

[Anonymous No.517716]

Just pour the gasoline down the opening and burn the fuckers.
If they don't die burning, they'll die from the lack of oxygen.

[Anonymous No.517718]

>>517713

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IugvemOyZY

[Anonymous No.517915]

>>513063
this is the single best OP of this year on entire 4chan

[Anonymous No.517920]

METAMORPHOSIS COMPLETE

[Anonymous No.517921]

FUCK GUYS


IM GONNA DO IT


IM GONNA DO IT ON MONDAY


I'VE GOTTA FIND THE EXIT HOLE TOMORROW, AND BLOCK THAT UP

BUT ON MONDAY IM GONNA PARK MY MOWER RIGHT OVER THAT SUCKER


SHOCK & AWE BABY

ONE HIT K.O.

THEY'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING

[Anonymous No.517927]

>>517921
VIDEO IT FAGGOT AND POST IT HERE

[Anonymous No.517940]

>>517921
This is why I like this place.

[Anonymous No.517946]

>>517921
godspeed anon, godspeed

fucking tape it

[Anonymous No.517947]

>>517921
DON'T BLOCK IT

[Anonymous No.518015]

I've been killing large fire ant mounds with laundry detergent and water for years. It remains in the nest after the water evaporates.

I use 5 gallon pails of same to wash my hands when working on cars, then I pour the soapy result into the nest. Game over.

[Anonymous No.518028]

>>513764
>>513752
>>513745
Every thread on DIY is archived.
Every single one.
In fact, every boards that have a traffic volume equal to or lower than /g/ has been fully archived by multiple competing archives..

[Anonymous No.518031]

/diy/, there's something you all missed.
Microwave gun. Or a bigass radio right next to their hole. Same effect. They'll be boiled alive, and if you ever want popcorn in the middle of it all, you can just attach one of those foil stovetop kettle corn packs to a fishing rod and stick 'em in front.

[Anonymous No.518039]

No one mentioned ammonium nitrate and fuel oil?
Just be careful. Some people say hornets are intelligent and organized. Some even say they are more socially evolved then humans. Their friends may seek revenge.

[Anonymous No.518044]

>>518039

>inb4 V&

[Anonymous No.518048]

a pro tip with the gas.....if you can get close enuff to the hole drop some wax sticks old candles in the hole pour the gas and light it the wax will melt run down into the holes killing the ones that are deep in there as well. If your concerned about fire dont light the gas...the fuel and the vapors from it will kill them anyway...lighting it just give you satisfaction that the lil fuckers are gone feel the burn! That how ive gotten rid of 4 different nests thru the years....once the jobs over till that spot and plant grass seed. If they try to come back. Kill the nest soon as you see it.

[Anonymous No.518050]

>>516964
ah hells yea....rig up one of those swatters to run off of a 220 line.....dam, that gives me an idea

[Anonymous No.518060]

>>518031
>take door off microwave oven
>rig it to work without door
>place oven over nest hole
>run extension cable to power outlet
???
profit

[Anonymous No.518069]

>>515261
>>>/z/

[Anonymous No.518132]

>>513910
>Bee cannon
My god

[Anonymous No.518133]

>>513932
NOT THE BOO BOX

[Anonymous No.518137]

>>514767
>>515052
>>515692
>implying you aren't a wasp
I'm not falling to your schemes.

[Anonymous No.518141]

>>513117
>>513126
this and that.
kerosene will do.
do not fire it, just pour it at night.
your idea, as amusing as it is, looks risky at the very best.

[Anon No.518183]

10/10
Do it OP

[m. Legit No.518252]

chanarchive is down... please someone for the love of god screencap the entire thing or archive it somewhere...

[Anonymous No.518258]

>>514159

I need to see this. Please.

[Anonymous No.518262]

>>516443
Drink the swarm smoothie after, to gain their strength.

[Anonymous No.518326]

Fuck I have a wasp story
>be 17 ish 1 year ago
>on a trip to Zambia
>be in an open back truck with a cage going through woodland
>cool shit flying in like a chameleons and exotic plants
>end ride and return 3 days later after camping and climbing mount mumpu
>tired as Fuck on the ride back and ready to sleep
>nothing cool enters the truck just spiders and bugs
>about to doze off then I see something black in the corner of my eye
>my heart jumps into my throat
>this monster emerges from the side of my friends be neck
>biggest bug I have ever seen, even on tv and nature programmes
>genuinely didn't think insects could be that large as they'd be unable to sustain their weight
>this motherfucker had wings
>be 6 ft 3 and around 195 lbs
>Fucking scream at the top of my lungs
>as the huge hornet emerged I scrambled to the side of the truck as it buzzed around
>buzz was so Fucking loud
>everyone next to me screaming like never before (all boys might I add)
>it has a visible stinger like 8 cm long and a full black body with an orange face
>convinced I would die if it stung me even if it wasn't venomous
>it taunts us for a good 30 seconds before flying out
>"ahaha are you ok anon did you hear your screams"
>"yea I was just joking mate.. ha"

[Anonymous No.518327]

>>518326
>"tears of laughter bro"
>then pretended to go to sleep

[Anonymous No.518344]

its just ammonium nitrate fertilizer and diesel fuel OP. problem-fucking-solved.

[Anonymous No.518355]

>>517921
Every fucking day I come back to this board and wait for the developments of this.

Just please video that in HD and post it, waspfag.

[Anonymous No.518356]

Stick some dynamite down the hole, make a trail with gasoline and light it up.

[Anonymous No.518358]

>>518355
TOMORROW

IT HAPPENS

LIKE I SAID

BUT NO VIDEO

JUST A SHITTY CELL PHONE CAMERA

SORRY

[Anonymous No.518364]

Pour gasoline down their hole and cover it with the lawnmower at night

Come midday tomorrow move the lawnmower and blow it all to hell

[Anonymous No.518386]

>>518358
you fucking wot?
borrow a camera you bastard

[Anonymous No.518387]

>>518344
>>518344
>>518344
>>518344
I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner.

[Anonymous No.518393]

>>518386
don't worry, the police helicopters will take nice footage.

[Anonymous No.518446]

>>516952

A regular beekeeper suit will do jack shit for protection against hornets. They can bite and tear through the net that hangs around the headgear.

[Anonymous No.518451]

>>518364
>grandpa pours kerosene into burrowing hornets holes
>dozens of holes in 10~acre plot
>why dont you light it gramps?
>the fumes kill them all anon you dont have to burn them
>ok gramps
>never see another hornet again
>ff20 years
>burrowing bees in my yard
>gasoline everywhere
>shoot roman candles (fireworks) and consume my lawn
>you were wrong gramps, this is glorious
>mfw

[Anonymous No.518789]

>>518358
Any news OP? Borrow a camera from a friend.

[Anonymous No.518797]

>>518358
and so OP has died....

[Anonymous No.518813]

Yfw OP and the wasps are chillin' with cold beer and 666.67lbs. of krabmeat...

[Anonymous No.518922]

>>513089
I've always followed the clorox up with windex. They tell you not to mix that shit for a reason, and we used it as fire-ant poison in backcountry Texas when I lived there. Just poured it straight on the mounds, worked like a charm. Alternatively, wait until nightfall, then pour a volatile solvent such as Gasoline/Kerosene down the hole. Rig it up so that you have the spout filling the entire goddamned hole, and even after the container empties out, the only space they have to go is up into that bottle the gas just came out of. No need to light the fucker, on account of the grass, but the fumes will suffocate them. Of course, if you want to Holocaust them, you've already gone past that point. Nerve Agents are essentially Bug Spray for Humans, so if they can survive that shit, they're more resilient than the Ungassable Jew. Lighting it up may be the only option. Or call a professional, but that's not very /diy/.

[Anonymous No.518962]

>>515052
There is a marvel supervillain who can control bees and covers himself with them, he's also a Nazi

[Anonymous No.519092]

UPDATE OP!!

[Anonymous No.519153]

How many more days should I watch this thread before I give up in disappointment?

[Anonymous No.519229]

>>519092
OP has decide to live in peace with the wasp. He is not dead and the wasp have not taken over his house.

[Anonymous No.519273]

>>519229
o-okay?

[Anonymous No.519705]

>>518962
I was covered with yellow jackets a time or two. Yellow jackets rarely ever stung me. Does this mean I could be a supervillain? Cool!

On the other hand, white faced hornets sting me at times for no apparent reason. Maybe it has something to do with my once shooting their nest. Do hives have long term memory?

[Anonymous No.519744]

>>519705
>white faced hornets
>white

they must be racist

[Anonymous No.519944]

>>513063
OP is buttwasped now. will never deliver.

[Anonymous No.520053]

>>513063
Easy way:
get a bee-keeper's uniform, you know, the mask and stuff
take the hive, and before the residents come out, put it in a jar.
kill the residents out of the jar.
make a hole on the lid, so you can put in your testicles.
sell natural penis enlargement method for riches
>note that you need to customize costs based on viagra and pain-killer prices
PROFIT!