the EVENT countdown thread

[Anonymous No.492768]

Official EVENT countdown:

http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20130718T15&p0=263&msg=THE+EVENT

What is the EVENT? An anon posted two month ago on /diy/ asking where he could procure 1/3 ton of imitation crab meat which he needed for unspecified purposes involving an "Event" at some future date, which he later revealed to be July 18th (tomorrow.)

The original thread: https://archive.installgentoo.net/diy/thread/S438924

What we know about the event from that thread:

--Requires 1/3 ton of imitation crab meat
--Has to be imitation, real crab meat will not suffice
--Will take place on July 18th, 2013 (tomorow)
--Requires "motors" of some sort for some reason
--Will take place in Valparaiso, Indiana
--The anon that needed crab meat DOES have access to meat lockers for proper storage
--May be an attraction at the Porter County Fair (according to the speculation from one anon based upon the date and location)

An anon claiming to be the original crab meat anon created a thread earlier with an update:

https://archive.installgentoo.net/diy/thread/S492336

>Hey everyone, the Event has thus far gone unhindered, I have acquired everything I needed and assembled my machine. I have also made arrangements with Valpo University for the unveiling of my project, the event will take place in the courtyard of Valparaiso University at 3PM tomorrow, the 18th, with a sort of afterparty at Stack's a few blocks away at 6.
>Be there or be square.

>Oh, and another thing, as I stated in my original post, the event will not be hostile or dangerous in any way, and is no cause for concern. I can't answer any questions tonight because it's late, but I should be free until 2:30 tomorrow.

Get in here guys, get HYPE, get prepared to be amazed (or trolled.)

[Anonymous No.492769]

make it rain!!!!

Crab.

[Anonymous No.492772]

AWSHITMANIGGA


here's hoping for a webcast

[Anonymous No.492777]

dude, it's time to stop making threads about the event. Either it'll happen or it won't.

[Anonymous No.492779]

it's time to stop making this thread, dude.

[Anonymous No.492784]

Also-

-It will be a non-hostile event.

[Anonymous No.492787]

>>492784
how about you stop being hostile by not deleting my posts when i tell you to STFU

[Anonymous No.492788]

Guys

Guys

GUYS

1/3 of a ton is 302.39 Kilograms

302.39 Kilograms in pounds is

666.66 pounds


IT'S HAPPENING

IT'S REALLY HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.492789]

>>492788

[Anonymous No.492790]

>>492788
>>492789
IDS HABBEDIG!!! xDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.492794]

[Anonymous No.492819]

I like what I'm reading.

[Anonymous No.492821]

>>492794
I have not laughed that hard in a while

[Anonymous No.492828]

[crab meat intensifies]

[Anonymous No.492832]

>>492788
HORY SHET

[Anonymous No.492882]

AWWWWW YEAH.

[Anonymous No.492899]

Who /sp/ here?

[hitode !desu/fJn0Q No.492901]

>>492788
why did you go through kilograms

[Anonymous No.492919]

>>492901

lol metricfags always making life a little harder on themselves

[Anonymous No.492942]

What if he has a machine that turns the meat into imitation crabs?

[Anonymous No.492981]

>>492899

[Anonymous No.492982]

TODAY IS THE DAY!!!

I'm excited.

[Anonymous No.492983]

>>492899

[Anonymous No.493020]

>>492788
you bloody idiot
> 1 short ton = 2000 pounds
> 2000 / 3 = 666.6(p)

what's so special about that?

[Anonymous No.493029]

>>492788
1/3 of a ton is 333.333 Kilograms

lrn2metric

[Anonymous No.493030]

>>493029
in the USA a ton is 2000 pounds
i know, it's retarded

METRIC FTW

[Anonymous No.493033]

http://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/porter/valparaiso/international-student-at-valparaiso-university-diagnosed-with-rubella/article_179b62bb-881f-5801-9699-81309aae162c.html

is it infected imitation crab, or a cure ?

[Anonymous No.493038]

4 HOURS

[CIDF No.493042]

I saw this thread two months ago and it's been stuck in my mind ever since.

Glad to see /diy/ is on top of shit.

[Anonymous No.493051]

is anybody in the area? is the anon who posted the original thread around?

[Anonymous No.493058]

3 HOURS GUYS

[Anonymous No.493070]

2 HOURS
>inb4 OP doesn't deliver

[Anonymous No.493079]

Do we have anyone on scene to confirm?

[Anonymous No.493081]

Gay-ass /diy/ mods need to leave this thread alone. The Event is here, bitches! This thread is very relevant!

My breath has never been so bated...

[Anonymous No.493082]

>>492768
>MFW OP is a legendary troll and blueballs us all

[Anonymous No.493083]

>>493079
Not worth a 3 hour drive.

[Anonymous No.493084]

OH MY GOD

IT'S HAPPENING
http://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/porter/valparaiso/international-student-at-valparaiso-university-diagnosed-with-rubella/article_179b62bb-881f-5801-9699-81309aae162c.html

[Anonymous No.493085]

1 HOUR
IT'S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.493086]

>>493084
Wrong date, buttmunch. It's gonna happen today, not 5 days ago, fartknocker.

[Anonymous No.493088]

>>493086
Oh woops, you're right but look what I found

http://www.nwitimes.com/sports/college/valparaiso-university/valparaiso-university-football-players-hitting-the-weights/article_d9f6dc0a-7835-5b7e-88c3-d37cda2cf172.html

ITS REALLY HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.493089]

>>493051
>>493079
I'm from Valparaiso. I'll be attending and let everyone knows what goes down. Poorfag so no camera, though.

[Anonymous No.493090]

>>493088
Try harder.

http://www.nwitimes.com/sports/college/valparaiso-university/vu-s-tracy-woodson-expected-to-be-named-ricmond-baseball/article_f83f7ac8-980f-58c1-a390-10f2502e230a.html

ITS HABEEBING!

[Anonymous No.493092]

>>493089
Not even a phone? How do you film the football players hitting the weights?

[Anonymous No.493093]

>>493090
there is all some kind of weird connection to this place and event and time

what culd it mean

[Anonymous No.493094]

>>493092
I don't get out much, and I do have a very old cell phone. I could snap a few pictures, but it'd take me quite awhile to get an adapter to upload them.

[Anonymous No.493095]

>>493081

I think they may have made this thread, they deleted a couple retarded ones, then when the last one got deleted this one got put up like 10 seconds later.

[Anonymous No.493096]

>>493089
>>493094
Beg, borrow or steal a camera, we need independent pics

[Anonymous No.493099]

>>493096
I don't know anyone, I can do my best though.

Curious, is it 3PM Central or Eastern? Valpo is on Central time, so its 1:08 here.

[Anonymous No.493101]

>>493099
>I don't know anyone, I can do my best though.

[Anonymous No.493102]

>>493099
>is from Valpo
>knows no one

My condolences. Thanks for being our rep though!

[Anonymous No.493103]

>>493099
15:00 Washington DC time.
47 minutes from now.

http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20130718T15&p0=263&msg=THE+EVENT

[Anonymous No.493104]

>>493102
Its hard to make friends when you don't go out.

>>493103
Getting dressed and heading over now. I'll try and find the courtyard without looking like I don't belong.

[Anonymous No.493105]

>>493104
Godspeed, betanon.

[Anonymous No.493111]

30 MINUTES
ARE YOU READY

[Anonymous No.493112]

>>493104
>. I'll try and find the courtyard without looking like I don't belong.

I think the first step to looking conspicuous and out of place is "trying" to fit in.

[Anonymous No.493118]

>>493111
How do we know it's not at 3pm Central Time?

Poor anon sent out into the wild of some shitty midwestern university.

[Anonymous No.493120]

>>493118
>How do we know it's not at 3pm Central Time?
WE DONT

[Anonymous No.493122]

>>493105
>>493102
>>493101
>>493096

I called a guy from work with a camera. We've never hung out and he's a bit intrigued by "The Event", which he knows nothing about except that its at the university and involves lots of crab meat.

>>493118
>>493120
I have no idea when the fuck it is. Its 100 degrees out and I'm wondering if I should wait til 3 Central, seeing as I can't help but wonder why the event creator would schedule under another timezone. It isn't as if anons are flocking to this dull fucking town.

[Anonymous No.493125]

>>493122
>We've never hung out and he's a bit intrigued by "The Event"
what's your job anon :3

[Anonymous No.493126]

>>493125
Home Depot, and it isn't something I'm proud of. Thankfully, I'm starting school in Autumn.

Anyway, I'm off to pick up my co-worker. I'll post pictures and give a play-by-play when I return in a few hours.

[Anonymous No.493127]

>>493126
have fun anon. this has been months in the making so no pressure

[Anonymous No.493134]

EVENT HAS STARTED

[Anonymous No.493136]

So, anyone in the area got any idea what it is yet?

[Anonymous No.493137]

>>493136
>Porter County Fair
it's a possibility anyway

[Anonymous No.493138]

>inb4 OP doesn't deliver

[Anonymous No.493139]

Happening. Everyone get the fuck in here. Where are all the Ron Paul pics?

[Anonymous No.493141]

[Anonymous No.493140]

>>493139

[Anonymous No.493144]

I'm definitely monitoring this thread.

[Anonymous No.493146]

lurking can't wait to see the results

[Anonymous No.493153]

been waitin for this day for a while.

[Anonymous No.493156]

I marked "Check Crab Thread" on my fucking work calendar for today. Any news yet?

[Anonymous No.493155]

THE CRAB NEVER ENDS

[Anonymous No.493161]

3:30 central time
anyone have updates?

[Anonymous No.493162]

>>493161
you're off an hour, i'm in central time and its only 2:30

[Anonymous No.493163]

>>493156
>>493156
nothing other than there's an anon from Valpo and hes bringing a camera to The Event hoping to see what happens

[Anonymous No.493165]

RELATED?
http://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/porter/valparaiso/porter-county-fair-opens-today/article_2afb61a2-1b30-5aac-97ee-65293839444a.html

Also we can use this to check for news.
http://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/porter/valparaiso/

[Anonymous No.493166]

>>493162
I may have been mistaken with the time zone
http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20130718T15&p0=263&msg=THE+EVENT

[Anonymous No.493167]

>>493165
>Hannon said that they brought back one of their entertainers by request after they were missed last year.

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN

[Goldy No.493172]

Wish I found this thread an hour ago. I live 30 minutes away in Chesterton. Also, we are central time.

[Anonymous No.493173]

>>493172
The other anon who went out didn't have a smart phone so it'll take a while before we great anything. But it's too late for you to go.

[Anonymous No.493174]

>>493172
you could still catch the aftermath?

[Anonymous No.493181]

3:04 Central time. Any updates?

[Anonymous No.493182]

>>493181
I think they'd be posted here if there were any. I can't find anything on twitter. . .

[Anonymous No.493183]

>>493182
dang

[Anonymous No.493184]

I thought the 3:00PM was posted by alleged crab anon, not necessarily the actual crab anon. Though the 18th was most likely posted by actual crab anon.

[Anonymous No.493185]

>>493184
I wasnt here for the initial thread but I read it in the archives. It seems like everyone agrees upon 3 central time though.

[Anonymous No.493197]

Waiting for crabguy to deliver...

>inb4 wow its fucking nothing

[Anonymous No.493200]

Where art though oh lord of imitation crab meat?

[Anonymous No.493201]

MFW we've all been trolled and krabguy has completely forgotten about The Event

[Anonymous No.493202]

>>493127
>>493134
>>493136
>>493137
>>493138
>>493139
>>493144
>>493146
>>493156
>>493161
>>493163
>>493166
>>493172
>>493173
>>493174
>>493181
>>493184
>>493197
>>493200

Valpo anon here. After sweating my ass off and wandering around campus with my co-worker, nothing happened. Had a camera, smart phone, everything, but you may as well just check out the Universities website for pictures, seeing as its no different from what happened there today.

tl;dr:
>OP didn't deliver.

[Anonymous No.493204]

>>493201
>completely forgotten about The Event

>has 1/3 ton of imitation crab meat in a meat locker

don't think so.

[Anonymous No.493205]

>>493201
>>493202
>are you not entertained?
>is this not why you are here?

[Anonymous No.493207]

>>493201
I think he is probably too busy going through with the actual event to bother posting on 4chan. Time will tell

[Anonymous No.493208]

>>493202

My money's on the fair then, since there's gonna be more people there and the mention of the University only happened after the original thread.

[Anonymous No.493210]

someone posted that crab meat on /x/ last night. some shit about an event.

[Anonymous No.493212]

>>493210
Link please

[Anonymous No.493214]

>>493202
Maybe he had to conduct the event in a secret location after seeing how much attention it's gotten, start peeking through windows.

[Anonymous No.493219]

>>493202
>>493214
EVENT DATE CONFIRMED FOR DECOY
Crabguy is probably behind the steering wheel of a stolen speedboat on the way to Cuba right now, the back full with tons of imitation crab meet, several coast guard and FBI boats behind him, trying to make it across the border to his secret facility where he will use all the meat as the last ingredient for breeding an army of giant cyborg imitation crabs. It's over. All hail the Lord of the Crabs.

[Anonymous No.493222]

>>493219
This seems like the most likely of the possibilities. 6/10 would read again.

[Anonymous No.493225]

>>493219
ALL HAIL OUR NEW BASED GOD!!!!!

[Anonymous No.493227]

>>493202
Much thanks for suffering on our behalf.

[Anonymous No.493230]

I would just like to point out that we have no confirmation that the follow up post is legitimate.

[Anonymous No.493232]

>>493219
lord of the imitation crabs.

[Anonymous No.493239]

>>493227
Outside of the heat, it was really nothing. Just hate being around people.

[Anonymous No.493243]

>op didnt deliver
This kills the crab.

[Anonymous No.493254]

>>493243
Someday all of the good, hard working crabs of this world will unite a million pinchers strong and take care of people like that lady in the gif. Sadly, today does not seem to be that day.

[Anonymous No.493259]

>>493254
>>493243

That crab is already dead, judging by how much it's moving in the .gif.

Also, fun fact, they don't even have brains, just a couple nerve ganglion. There's one in the front where the person is cutting in the gif but theres also one in the thorax.

[Anonymous No.493271]

i think we can all agree at least, that july 18th of every year should be crab crafting day on /diy/

[Anonymous No.493272]

>>493259
They may not feel pain buy they cans till feel.

[Anonymous No.493277]

> tfw waits for OP's return

[Anonymous No.493280]

>>493243
That looked like the equivalent of the Zeta fat guy beheading with a butter knife. Get a cleaver and make it a Zeta chainsaw beheading like a hero.
Better yet, don't give a shit about an large bug with no brain and just cook it. If you really need to be feelz about it, knife tip between the eyes on top, pop in, and cut the face in half. Scissoring the face of is awful messy though...
waste of crab.

[Anonymous No.493291]

I came here all the way from /ck/, and for what?

[Anonymous No.493292]

>>493291
600 pounds of imitation crab meat

[Anonymous No.493293]

So what do we know for sure happened?

[Anonymous No.493298]

>>493293
after earth bombed.

[Anonymous No.493302]

I DEMAND JUSTICE!

AND IMITATION CRAB MEAT!

[Anonymous No.493314]

>>493298
Nope it made 85million. Thats enough for will smith to put his son in another movie since he was one of the producers.

[Anonymous No.493317]

>>493314
only made 60m. budget was 130m. megaflop. but hollywood has never been about profit. rarely does that happen.
/tv/ out
>on topic
perhaps the event was a different day. perhaps crab OP will return some day and enlighten us

[Anonymous No.493329]

>>493314
A movie has to make double it's budget to be considered a success.

[Anonymous No.493333]

>>492768

>or trolled.

I just want to know if crab meat is free

[Anonymous No.493359]

>>493029
*tonne
or Mg

[Anonymous No.493368]

>>492768

I was here for the original thread and am dissapoint.

Was hoping this would provide an adequate break from /pol/.

oh well.

Captcha: ditto energeyb

[Anonymous No.493426]

>>493271
This seems reasonable, for this waiting shall not have been in vain.

[Anonymous No.493429]

did anything happen or did ya'll nerds get tricked?

[Anonymous No.493458]

>>493429
Tricked so hard.

[Anonymous No.493472]

OT, but is DIY a new board, or just really slow? I don't normally come her and a friend just directed me to this thread for lulz and you don't have a very high post count, nor is a thread as interesting as this very fast.

[Anonymous No.493476]

>>493472
This thread is pretty fucking fast for /diy/.

The Event is to /diy/ as the Zimmerman Trial is to /pol/.

[Anonymous No.493486]

>>493476
Who gives a fuck about zimmerman, hundred of people are killed each day and some of that has racial elements but why is this one so dam interesting to people.


Now 666lbs of crab meat, that's an event.

[Anonymous No.493493]

>>493486
>Who gives a fuck about zimmerman, hundred of people are killed each day and some of that has racial elements but why is this one so dam interesting to people.
Because retarded media blowing shit completely out of proportion. There really was nothing interesting about it besides the media attention.

[Anonymous No.493511]

>>493493
Yeah, I'll bet if someone dumped 333lbs of imitation crab meat on George Zimmermans yard and 333lbs on the Martins yard the media would be all over that faster than the flies and alligators. Come on Florida do us a solid, I notice that you haven't had many severe hurricanes lately- you must keep the crab gods happy.

[Anonymous No.493539]

In honor of this day, I shall construct a catapult out of popsicle sticks, and launch krab at my neighbors.

[Anonymous No.493542]

No Imitation Crab Meat delivery is suffering.

[Anonymous No.493546]

Sad that nothing came of The Event.

[Anonymous No.493554]

>>493546
whhaa?nooooo

[Anonymous No.493560]

>Come here once in a blue moon from /fit/.
>See original event thread.
>show fa/tg/uy friend
>We both wait for this day.
>Nothing.

Dammit /diy/ I had faith that you guys would get shit done.

[Anonymous No.493562]

> waited for three months
> mfw nothing happened

sad day. oh well ...

[Anonymous No.493565]

I still have hopes. I want to see a grand crabmeat machine.

[Anonymous No.493567]

If OP doesn't deliver, I move that /diy/ should now figure out what to do with 1/3 tonne of imitation crab meat, procure 1/3 tonne of imitation crab meat, and do it. Simply to satisfy the question of "WHAT".

[Anonymous No.493568]

>>493567
perpetual crabmeat showering device

[Anonymous No.493571]

>>493567
Sushi party?

[Anonymous No.493572]

>>493568

High density crabcakes. And i mean HIGH density, as hard as rock crabcakes, that look like marble and you chisel out a bench, set it up somewhere, and let it slowly rot, and the crab smell rubs off on everyone who sits on it.

[Anonymous No.493580]

Sooo... Nothing happened.


Fuck

[Anonymous No.493590]

>>493219
>>493567
Infinite imitation crab meat perpetuum mobile

[Anonymous No.493592]

>>493511
Ths reminded me of the time I put a live crab in my friends bed....Good times in florida I guess

[Anonymous No.493605]

>>493272
I snickered.

Where the fuck is crab guy? Don't leave us hanging, bro.

[Anonymous No.493633]

Original OP confirmed for master ruse-man. Or he pussied out at the last moment. Damn you, man, I needed this crab-action~

[Anonymous No.493684]

>>493633
Yep, all you little morons got trolled big-time, and I'm laughing my ass off at all of you who so willingly went along with it.

Oh, I got some lovely bridges I'd like to sell for cheap, anyone interested?

[Anonymous No.493686]

>>493633
I'm guessing original OP is in federal prison. A motherfucker don't need that much krab less he gonna kill a president with it. NSA save tha day!

[Anonymous No.493691]

>>493686
>>493219
Holy crab!

[Anonymous No.493695]

Yo, I just saw all this crab nonsense yesterday. Am government attorney in Indianapolis. Wife went to Valpo law and best friend is adjunct law professor there. Am now investigating. Will post results.

[Anonymous No.493699]

>>493695
I like how diy is the professional's board.

[Anonymous No.493702]

>>493695
When you find him hold in contempt of crab.

[Anonymous No.493705]

Attorney again - just called porter county fair.
Teenage sounding girl answered.
>me - hi, I'm sure this sounds strange, but were there any events held at the fair yesterday involving a large amount of crab meat?
>girl - (chuckling nervously) uhhh...I don't think so.
>me - a person on the Internet enquired about 1/3 ton of imitation crab meat and piqued the interest of hundreds of crab enthusiasts across the country. Do you know if there is a food truck serving imitation crab meat?
>girl - ummmm....maybe?
>me - but nothing wild happened with a bunch of crab meat yesterday?
>girl - I can check and call you back.
>me: that's ok. I can call later if I deem it necessary. Enjoy the fair!
>girl - thanks! Sorry I couldn't help!

I do not know what it all means. Probably gonna have to wait for op

[Anonymous No.493706]

>>493702
LOLD

[Anonymous No.493707]

Also, porter county fair website is portercofair.org. Doubt they can help though. Wife's friend who works at valpo law school is in Japan right now and can't help

[Anonymous No.493709]

Willie from Duck Dynasty is at porter county fair tonight at 7:30 central time. Perhaps crab is for him? He is kind of fat and wouls require a lot of crab to satisfy.

[Anonymous No.493713]

Since we got stood up, looks like god decided to throw us a bone.
http://www.wfsb.com/story/22882261/truck-driver-arrested-after-fire-shuts-down-i-95-in-old-lyme
That was 80,000 lbs of crab legs.

[Anonymous No.493715]

>>493695
Keep up the fight! you're doing god's work, Lawyer.

for once.

[Anonymous No.493719]

>>493699
Most of the time.
>>493351

[Anonymous No.493722]

>>493709
The crab meat and duck calls are going to bait for a duck massacre, dis gonna be good. I hope the get a couple of those pesky Canadian geese too, damn things are taking over the planet.

[Anonymous No.493724]

>>493713
> frozen crab legs
not imitation meat.

[Anonymous No.493750]

>>493572
Awesome.

[Anonymous No.493755]

>>493713
why didnt they just set up a tent on the road there and start serving the legs up?

I guess you'd have to have a butter truck crash near it though huh?

[Anonymous No.493769]

Okay. what's this talk about fake crab meat?
tl;dr anyone?

[Anonymous No.493778]

>>493769

https://archive.installgentoo.net/diy/thread/S438924

[Anonymous No.493926]

so, is this all there is to it?
i've really been looking forward to this during the last months.
come on original OP, what have you done. i don't even care if it's something boring, i just need to know. don't let me hanging here

[Anonymous No.493954]

>>493713
Fucking /tv/ and their theatre.

[Anonymous No.493968]

>>492768
GOD DAMN IT.

IF I SEE THAT CRAB MEAT ONE MORE TIME...

[Anonymous No.494089]

Nothing happened.

;.;

Months of hoping... living within 40 mins east of Valpo and nothing happens.

[Anonymous No.494099]

i think somewhere, a man is being devoured by his own imitation crab meat monster creation.

[Anonymous No.494100]

>>494099
>tfw you realize he wasn't trolling. he just flew to close to the sun

[Anonymous No.494108]

>>494100
>tfw imagining what might have been
>tfw the world will never be changed by the visions of crabguy
>tfw the imitation crab meat singularity will never be so close to happening again

Captcha: otomswe wiser

[Anonymous No.494115]

>>493722
Aww man now I can't wait for Duck Dynasty Season 4!

Episode 1: Third of a tonne of krab.

Awww yeah

[Anonymous No.494117]

>>494100
>he just flew too close to the sun

[Anonymous No.494122]

>>494099
>a man making his own kaiju
rip in pieces

[Anonymous No.494281]

;-;

[Anonymous No.494293]

OP you'd better deliver or I'll hunt you down and follow you around acting as if you smell bad and everyone will think you smell bad.

[Anonymous No.494304]

>>493684
Oh wow, you're soo cool and cynic.
Could you teach me to be as cool as you Shaft-sensei?

[Anonymous No.494306]

>>493926
iktfb
Seriously, I had THE EVENT calendar as my home page for months, and everytime I was like "really? is that the date you're looking forward to in your life?", and then nothing fucking happens....

[Anonymous No.494325]

>>494304
Go suck cocks you stupid faggot, you're one of the ones who fell for this shit, so bend over and accept the ass-fucking you get for being such a dolt.

[Anonymous No.494341]

>>494117
We should call him Ikarus, like the c for k substitution in krab. Ikarus, the cocksucking Ruseman of /diy/.

Damn you, Ikarus. There were people putting off their suicides for this.

[Anonymous No.494346]

>>494341

[Anonymous No.494477]

So nothing?

[Anonymous No.494478]

seriously get this shit over with. I love you guys but you take too long to get trolled....fuck I'll help with a sage I guess

[Anonymous No.494480]

Wow, lots of anon from in and around Valpo on here.

Starke County reporting in. Yes, it's as bad as you've heard.

[Anonymous No.494509]

Fucking waiting months for this from fucking Australia and nothing happens.

Jesus damn shit FUCK.

[Anonymous No.494523]

[Anonymous No.494563]

Hay guize, did you know the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary?

[Anonymous No.494604]

>>493208
>>493208
>>493208
>>493208
>>493208
This. Maybe the whole university location was a wrong assumption. We need to wait for the original OP.
>ITSNOTOVERYET.jpg

[Anonymous No.494612]

>>494604
Hmmm.
How much did all that Krab cost him again?
I feel like we should commemorate Ikarus somehow.

[Anonymous No.494616]

>>494563
I'm not falling for that a third time.

[Anonymous No.494779]

>>494604
>all the thigs

[Anonymous No.494785]

>>494563
It is in the Webster's dictionary, however I was surprised that they don't have it on their merriam-webster.com website; which is a bit stupid if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.494789]

>>494785
Actually it is

[Anonymous No.494797]

>>494789
Not it isn't. Check for yourself.

[Anonymous No.494853]

>>494797
You're not looking hard enough

[Anonymous No.494857]

>>494853
It saddens me that neither of us are actually looking.

[Anonymous No.494909]

Do someone have a screencap of the old thread? Chanarchive is offline and i want to read it again

[Anonymous No.495201]

op brought krab to a crab fight
rip sweet prince

[Anonymous No.495215]

>>492788
Actually, 1/3 of a ton is 333.33 kilograms.

[Anonymous No.495229]

Sigh, I am disappointed.Is this how you feel when you find out Santa isn't real?

[Anonymous No.495246]

>>494909
https://archive.installgentoo.net/diy/thread/S438924

[Anonymous No.495252]

>>495229

Watch it fucker, I don't need you telling me Santa isn't real. Its a Monday morning and no crab shit has been on the news.

[Anonymous No.495475]

Can the mods make a sticky out of this thread?

A cautionary tale of building going horribly, horribly wrong.

[Anonymous No.495495]

>>493085
i lol'd so hard

[Anonymous No.496562]

Could this photo hold a clue to the mysterious OP?

[Anonymous No.496584]

>>496562
no

[Anonymous No.496586]

>>496584
I can't imagine it would, though I'd like a clue as to how to put my hatred stick inside that asian.

[Anonymous No.496587]

>>496586
i've never been able to understand the mass appeal towards asian women, and i'm a white male

[Anonymous No.496597]

>>496587
Well, they look really good a lot of the time. Not all, but a lot of them. They tend to stay small, native diets tend to keep them thin, and the cultural generational misogyny keeps the women pretty quiet and devoted. At least that's the assumption.
I have issues with their hideous giant fucking muffs. It's like their storing horrible wigs in their underwear. Why would a country full of short people have pussy hair sized for a giant?
Anyway, all that doesn't matter. That chick's pretty cute and having a night with her that'll ruin her morning would be pretty awesome.

[Anonymous No.497806]

can't let this thread die in case crabman comes back.

[Anonymous No.497815]

I love this board.

[Anonymous No.497825]

>>497806

[Anonymous No.498683]

Don't let this die! It cannot end like this!

[Anonymous No.498696]

>>495215
As said before, an imperial ton is 2000 pounds. 1/3 of an imperial ton is 666.66~ pounds.

[Anonymous No.499869]

>>498683
or can it?

[Anonymous No.499870]

I'm surprised, I thought /diy/ would let this die the moment OP didn't deliver.

[Anonymous No.499875]

>>499870
It's a sign of how pathetic 4chan has become.

[Anonymous No.499881]

>>499875
>It's a sign
tinfoil detected