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489123 No.489123[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Hi. The event did not go as planned. I was taken into custody and released on bail, so now I'm here, late, to tell you the outcome.

I was apprehended on my way to the event with the machine assembled in a U-haul I rented, the cop said he didn't believe it wasn't dangerous, so he took me in and they confiscated the machine, which they still have and have ignored all queries I've sent about getting it back.


I spent most of my savings on that almost-real meat, do you think I'll ever get it back?

>> No.489124

Wasn't it supposed to be the 18th? How would you be late if you were here now?

>> No.489128

>>489124
false opie pls go