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How to make a cult?

>> No.38351

>>38349
Become very charismatic. Convince people you are the reincarnation of Jesus. Ask for donations. Use donations to "grant" wishes of your followers (make sure you pick the easy to grant wishes like handbags and such).

>> No.38354

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Jay_Lifton#Theory_of_thought_reform

>> No.38374

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBK5aKOr2Fw

>> No.38377

Be attractive, charismatic, move to a developing nation and convince dumb local niggers of shit. Receive sex and nigger money.

>> No.38380

>>38377
>convince dumb local

this^

the fastest growing religion in the US is mormonism (iirc) and you know who is converting? All dem good catholic mexicans coming across the border. You have to inspire people who have nothing to put their hope in you.

>> No.38387

Place add in newspaper saying: Follow Me

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38421

>>38374

Oh fuck, my sides.

>> No.38516

>>38377
>Hitler
>attractive

Whatever you say buddy

>> No.38527

1. Dress up like Roy Orbison
2. Make some friends
3. Tell them their lives suck
4. Take them to Africa
5. Poison them with Kool Aid
6. ?????
7. Profit!!

>> No.38539

fall out of pockets
etc

>> No.38559

>Take existing items
>Round the corners
>Stick the letter 'i' in front of their names.

>> No.39133

http://www.apath.org/creating_religion.html

>> No.39279

promise them things no one else can provide
say it will come to them in the afterlife
offer punch and pie at meetings