Abominations Thread XLVI

[Anonymous No.2807666]

Old thread's hit bump limit >>2795713

Abominations Thread XLVI

'Because fuck you' edition

[Anonymous No.2807713]

>>2807666
All fund and games until Grandma takes her ankle out

[Anonymous No.2807815]

>>2807666

[Anonymous No.2807820]

[Anonymous No.2808101]

>>2807666

[Anonymous No.2808147]

>>2807666

[Anonymous No.2808267]

[Anonymous No.2808276]

>>2808101
If I ever got ridonkulously rich as fuck I'd build that in the backyard as a kids cubby house

[Anonymous No.2808290]

[Anonymous No.2808298]

>>2808101
Whats wrong with this? Its not a fantastic use of footprint space to maximize living space, but if its a studio, guest house/tiny house, or an office space why is this an abomination?

[Anonymous No.2808316]

>>2808101
This is what the English call a folly building. It serves a purpose but it's purposes somewhat frivolous. Nothing wrong with it though. The one I saw on Grand designs was this building that used to house this guy's fossil collection because he was an amateur collector in the 1800s

[Anonymous No.2808374]

>>2807666
that wouldn't even be bad if it weren't for the final step at the top of the pyramid. Without it, the space would bee a nice place for a little statue or something.

[Anonymous No.2808375]

>>2808101
this isn't real, it's AI, look at the plants

[Anonymous No.2808380]

>>2808276
this isn't abomination, this is an unfinished shower surround and they put on ball valves so they could still use the water for grout/washing/etc without putting on the fixtures.

[Anonymous No.2808409]

>>2808290
Someone fucking died there.

[Anonymous No.2808416]

>>2807820
I swear I'm bitchslapping any dumb cunt I find pulling this off.

[Anonymous No.2808427]

>>2808147
Maybe it can be lowered, when everybodys seated?

[Anonymous No.2808439]

>>2808427
I've had some recliners where that actually could be pretty comfy as is

[Anonymous No.2808543]

[Anonymous No.2808549]

>>2807815
squito breeding pad

[Anonymous No.2808560]

>>2808290
Kek, it's like those biohazard car auction listings.

[Anonymous No.2808612]

>>2808298
The middle column is supporting a void. All columns are obviously stapled to the building, look at the gaps between the siding and the colums. For just a little bit of extra effort it would look a lot better.

[Anonymous No.2808616]

>>2808147
Those movie posters are the most thing pissing me off in that pic for whatever reason

[Anonymous No.2808621]

>>2808543
this chucklehead probably cut all the balusters the same length, then later realized the slanted ones needed to be longer to remain vertical. What are they, $2 apiece? He saved $50 by having a laughingstock for a porch. I'd pay $50 not to see that even once, let alone every time I go outside.

[Anonymous No.2808622]

>>2808612
it's not a real building, what you're seeing is a machine's lack of structural logic. Time to tighten up your AI detector.

[Anonymous No.2808623]

>>2808549
my old geezer of a dog drowned in a fish pond like that, I'll never have one.

[Anonymous No.2808626]

>>2808316
It's AI generated

[Anonymous No.2808632]

>>2808147
>tv too high

[Anonymous No.2808648]

>>2808623
RIP geezer

[Anonymous No.2808676]

>>2808612
They're decorative column covers over structural supports. Are you nitpicking design elements calling entire buildings abominations?

[Anonymous No.2808693]

>>2808621
I'm guessing pre-fab

[Anonymous No.2808707]

>>2808267
Thats probably not designed that way. Looks like a retrofit, putting an elevator in a pre 1900 building which lacks space.

[Anonymous No.2808737]

>>2808693
yeah, after another look I think you're right, there are marks where other balusters used to be. Explains the shallow angle compared to the stairs too.

[Anonymous No.2808840]

>>2807666
my cat's would love this

[Anonymous No.2808843]

>>2808543
baby head fit through that one at bottom

[Anonymous No.2808922]

[Anonymous No.2808932]

>>2808543
keke holy fuck this one got me.

[Anonymous No.2808933]

>>2808922
WTF ? 4" test fails. none of you anon's build commercial staircases for a living.

[Anonymous No.2808934]

>>2808622
>hands the morning after you drink water in india

[Anonymous No.2808936]

>>2808616
>Pulp Fiction
>Shawshank
Possibly because they are the most normie movie enjoyer starter kit you can come up with. Those two alone piss me off, because I'm sick of seeing them. If it was Reservoir Dogs or Dusk til Dawn, that would be better.

[Anonymous No.2808937]

>>2808922
That anon deserved his grade.

[Anonymous No.2808958]

>>2808290
I want to know the story behind this one.

[Anonymous No.2808959]

>>2808101
thats a good use of a small area of land, and would be much better than an apartment for a single person who cant afford a nice big house or wants to live simply.

[Anonymous No.2808960]

>>2808936
Yeah what kind of stupid cunt likes good movies?
Fuckin assholes, how dare they....
No the problem with that room is the walls an ugly color and the carpet doesnt work at all and that TV is too high. And really its too small for having all those chairs in such a large area.

[Anonymous No.2808981]

>>2808960
The glass would reflect the TV while you're trying to watch it.

[Anonymous No.2808985]

>>2808648
Rustic charm :)

[Anonymous No.2808994]

>>2808101
Strange how nobody caught this.

[Anonymous No.2809003]

>>2808994
Is it AI?

[Anonymous No.2809063]

Too many for a single pic. Here are some of the 'quirks' of my house:

The previous owner of my house botched the entire addition. It's literally a box that's bolted on the side of the house. The carpet in the upstairs is rolled, because they cut it wrong. In fact, there are a ton of little problems that could have been prevented with "measure twice, cut once" and remembering the kerf. The entire addition isn't level with the main house. The lower level, the floor levels don't quite match up. The upper level I have to walk down 3 steps to get into the master bedroom. The steps aren't coped to accommodate the door frame, which extends all the way down to the floor, past the bottom of the door, for some reason. The foundation of the addition sits a full 8 inches below the main house foundation. The bathroom was refloor without raising the plumbing, that same bathroom has a full tub/shower without a p-trap (the trap is in the drain line downstream of the bathroom). The aforementioned trap was not an actual trap, but rather four 90s Then they built patio outside the addition, and then they put a roof overhang over the porch. But they put the roof supports on top of the railing. As in, the primary supports are coming up from the ground, through the walking surface, and up to the railing. Then the roof supports are mounted on top of that. As a result, they are bowing out. The joists for the deck run parallel to the house, and are bowing, and the rear deck is built at grade level, and they didn't even use deck screws for most of it - they used nails. So a lot of those nails have rusted through and aren't doing anything.

[Anonymous No.2809090]

>>2808994
no we saw, somebody was commenting on how fucked up it is.

[Anonymous No.2809177]

[Anonymous No.2809192]

>>2809177
Holy bright lit raised door, batman!

[Anonymous No.2809216]

>>2809177
Holy hekkin cute & valid 'lil bright lit raised door, batman!

[Anonymous No.2809228]

>>2809177
Holy brightmaxxing litcel raisedpilled doororino, batchud!

[Anonymous No.2809261]

>>2809003
It's really good AI but a couple of things give it away.

> Left tree truck is all wonky

>Branches are going in the wrong direction. Look at the top left branch that should be headed right but is instead headed backwards.

>Front part of the top of the roof has an artifact creating a subtle line in the trees. Blur your eyes and you should see it too.

>Porch chair has different arm rests and it's directly in front of a door.

>Bottom of the stairs aren't level with the ground.

>

[Anonymous No.2809321]

>>2808147
>Noooooo you HAVE to have your chin on your chest to watch movies
come on man some of us want to be abl3 to recline while being above 5' tall.

[Anonymous No.2809322]

>>2809177
>he doesn't have a roll-out ladder and second story door for his bedroom

[Anonymous No.2809453]

>>2808621
nope, it's >>2808693. They just bought assembled sections from home depot and thought they worked on stairs too. We see stuff happen like this all the time when a home owner or property manager thinks they're a GC.

[Anonymous No.2809544]

>>2807666

[Anonymous No.2809551]

>>2809177
Is that the door Mr. Bean steps out of?

[Anonymous No.2809554]

>>2809177
Project Zomboid base headass

[Anonymous No.2809573]

>>2809544
surely if you have the money for that house on that property you have the money to do a slightly nicer looking stilt-pool

[Anonymous No.2809610]

>>2809573
>surely if you have the money for that house on that property
What do you mean "that house" on "that property"? its a basic box with a reverse gable because roof leaks are desireable. And its on a hillside with dense green trees, so maybe kentucky? elsewhere appalacia? We have no idea if he's on half an acre of useless hillside or 4000 acres of ranch. Either way, nothing about the house or land screams expensive high end. Those rock baskets acting as a privacy screen are cheap as shit too; just steel cages with rocks in them.

[Anonymous No.2809612]

>>2809610
Rich people love those baskets full of rocks, wtf are you talking about.
>Large patio overlooking a hillside
>Steel and glass motif
>Paved walk through the extensively lamdscaped garden
>Is that a hot tub that the path leads to?

Very obviously the home of a wealthy person, unremarkable though the structure may be.

[Anonymous No.2809620]

>>2809612
>Rich people love those baskets full of rocks, wtf are you talking about.
They're used by cities and commercial properties as soil errosion, they're inexpensive but high profit, and they look ugly as shit because they're the same things they used in military bases as explosion barriers. As someone that lives in a rich as fuck area, no, rich people do not love these mostly because they're ugly and cheap looking.

I already explained the patio and hillside, patios aren't expensive, and hillside land is sometimes seriously cheap because its nearly unusable. See the redneck pool in a shipping container held up by plain I-beams

Steel and glass isn't expensive, its often inexpensive for builders to rapidly put up. What makes you think anything involving steel and glass is expensive?

Paving in the garden? Lol they poured a concrete sidewalk! Its not even stamped and stained concrete. Looks like a plain broom finish.

Hot tubs aren't expensive either. Maybe $10k for a good one. Whats your point? Thats not a sign of wealth. I guess if your standard of living is a double wide trailer with garbage and derelict cars in the yard this place is a palace, but overall these are average grade construction items.

[Anonymous No.2809637]

>>2809620
The richest cities near my major metro areas all have very many houses that use those caged rocks in their landscaping. I know because I have worked on some of their homes. What can I conclude other than that the homeowners like them?
It's not that any components of that house are inherently costly, Anonymous. It's just that the non-wealthy aren't going to be spending very much money them.
>Oh I need a path through my garden
>Pour cement? Nah just lay down some black landscape paper or something

>I want a hottub
>Buy a used one on craigslist and not the artisinal one in that photo

>I need a railing on the walkway to my pool
>No, I don't need glass; just use treated wood

and I see very, very few homes with large porches. They're seen as a luxury in my part of the world. Most homes have some kind of porch, but almost never along an entire face of the home.

[Anonymous No.2809640]

>>2809637
>my major metro areas all have very many houses that use those caged rocks in their landscaping.
Do you live in Los Angeles or Baghdad?

And yeah, thats how home ownership works. Some people are content with some paver stones instead of a poured cement. Paver stones actually cost more because its the same prep, but you have individual stones, plus filler aggregate.
Thats not an artisnal hot tub either. Its a super tiny round one; see the person standing next to it. You could fit at most 3 people in it. Its a tiny piece of shit.
And with the amount of glass on that minimalist house and similar Steel I-beam construction, the glass guy was already there. Those glass panels are a few thousand installed. Versus Stained cedar of a similar size would be a couple thousand.

Some homeowners will splurge on shit thats important to them, doesn't mean they're rich. And since that style trend has been a thing for over a decade, prices have come down since tempered glass isn't some new material.

You're over-estimating that house and that property in general. Again, basket of rocks, steel i-beams, glass, and the tiniest hot tub on a hillside do not make a millionaire. Nicer than a doublewide for sure, but this isn't some super high end custom house.

[Anonymous No.2809651]

>>2809640
I live in the midwest. I'm rather poor but my home isn't a trailer. I wouldn't dream of buying a hot tub, or owning a pool, or landscaping my garden to look so neat, or building a full-length porch. The money just isn't there. I've got more important things to spend it on, like my rusting car and my aged mother.

>thousands of dollars
>on twenty linear feet of railing
>somehow this isn't a sign of wealth
$300 will easily cover the cost of an equivalent railing in the favored material of my local hoi polloi, green treated lumber.

Clearly, you and I just have different ideas about what's expensive, and that's fine -- it just means you're probably wealthy too! I'm really rather jealous.

[Anonymous No.2809655]

>>2809651
Buddy, $300 is comparatively pennies when owning a house. If you're not in horrendous debt and you're making it work I'm not picking on you. But $300 for railing is going to look like $300 of railing. $3000 for some glass railing looks so much better and will last much longer than $300 railing. Also, check the price of wood and screws. You'd spend $50 alone on screws for such a railing.

[Anonymous No.2809656]

>>2808267
the elevator leads to stairs......

[Anonymous No.2809658]

>>2808994
you fucking bastard

[Anonymous No.2809664]

>>2809063
why do i come in these threads ngaaaaaaaaaaAAA!
My landlord has had some ideas, but they are all shit.
The stairs have a quarter spiral at the bottom but this makes it difficult to get anything up them, so he made the bannister removable, but it's made of thick heavy steel box section. it might actually weigh like 100kilos. it's so heavy.
Everything else is just a bit ... off.
Kitchen lino is wavy as a stormy sea. roof on extension leaks. bathroom has one of those shit glass door things on the bath/shower, barely stops water- it still gets everywhere and it collides with the sink every time you open it (i can't wait for it to shatter so i can put in a curtain).
Most lights are those stupid spotlight things, they are all falling down, i already replaced one with a normal single bulb.
Pro tip: waste more than 4 times as much energy to light your room by using a spotlight lamp with 4 filament bulbs instead of one LED bulb.
The kitchen is just weird too. it has no space for a bin, the sink is half blocked by the corner counter, like the actual bowl of the sink is in a corner.
He made built in cupboards in the small bedroom, but the doors are just shitty thin plywood and so have warped and don't fit properly.
He added a loft ladder but the hatch doesn't fit properly either so in the winter you just get massive condensation, to the point of RAIN, inside the loft space.
I have learned the hard way not to put any effort into a house you do not own.

[Anonymous No.2809675]

>>2809544
cobblestone is the worst looking brick in minecraft

[Anonymous No.2809677]

>>2809664
>why do i come in these threads
I come to these threads to click pictures, not read a poorly written book of whines. Post some pictured dickass.

[Anonymous No.2809684]

[Anonymous No.2809688]

>>2809003
Yes
>>2809261
Not even good AI.

Try to make out any single object in the picture.

Look at any "fine detail" and it'll have the typical AI artifacting. Shingles on the house in the background. Grass. Leaves. Bark on the tree trunks. It's all fried to hell.

Not to mention all the geometry issues you pointed out.

[Anonymous No.2809715]

>>2808375
that's not ai, the image is just insanely overexposed

[Anonymous No.2809726]

>>2809715
bro, you are in severe danger of being bamboozled in other areas. Get stable diffusion running, generate a few thousand pictures, teach your brain to recognize what's not real. It will run in the background.

[Anonymous No.2809776]

>>2809715
hmmm? low pattern recognition? sure you're not ... a normie?

[Anonymous No.2809862]

>>2809677
I'll go snap a few of the deck situation, you worthless bundle of ugly sticks. Don't go anywhere.

[Anonymous No.2809868]

>>2809677
literally wtf. Also note the direction of the walking surface planks.

[Anonymous No.2809870]

>>2809715
Bro...>>2808994

[Anonymous No.2809878]

>>2809868
Looks like an average joe put it together, this isn't an abomination. Why wouldn't you have the deck planks oriented that way?

Some of you people are posting normal pics calling it an abomination when in reality you don't even know what you're talking about let alone photographing the thing you're trying to point out.

[Anonymous No.2809929]

>>2807666

[Anonymous No.2809932]

>>2809929
roflcopter

[Anonymous No.2809973]

[Anonymous No.2810021]

>>2809973
honestly my biggest concern is the splinters you'd get walking barefoot on those steps.

[Anonymous No.2810031]

>>2810021
it's not drunk people safe at all, one stumble or heavy lean into the wrong part would collapse it. Also, I don't see any nails or screws holding the wood parts together, imagine suddenly changing direction, like dodging something thrown from the pool while you're running up the steps, but the board slides off the 4x4 posts and takes your leg between the steps as you fall. You'd have to walk like an old woman on those stairs or you'd break a hip.

[Anonymous No.2810040]

[Anonymous No.2810041]

[Anonymous No.2810042]

[Anonymous No.2810043]

[Anonymous No.2810044]

[Anonymous No.2810045]

[Anonymous No.2810046]

[Anonymous No.2810047]

>>2810045
Are those bottles empty?

[Anonymous No.2810055]

>>2810047
diesel most likely, cooking oil, or possibly just piss

[Anonymous No.2810067]

>>2810040
yeah

idk who's worse, the code enforcement that demanded that be put in or the installer.

[Anonymous No.2810074]

>>2810067
So in some jurisdictions a wide staircase is just banned?
The installer did the only reasonable thing, since the top is less wide than the bottom treads. The place that has this could put up a no entry ribbon over the wide lower step's path to nowhere.

[Anonymous No.2810098]

[Anonymous No.2810107]

>>2810098
What state is that? Assuming USA?

[Anonymous No.2810108]

[Anonymous No.2810112]

[Anonymous No.2810122]

>>2810045
A bottle a day Keeps the catalytic thief away

[Anonymous No.2810135]

>>2810021
im mostly disgusted by the waste of 4x4s...just make it narrow enough for the boards to span, or just use the blocks because none of that shit is treated anyway and its gonna be fucked in no time. if they are fat enough to actually need the 4x4s, the webs are just going to break anyway.

[Anonymous No.2810137]

>>2810045
>way of the road bubs
i guess we need /pjg/ part 3

[Anonymous No.2810152]

Saw this at the junkyard today. Dare I say, based?

[Anonymous No.2810153]

>>2810098
What's wrong with it?
It's a trailer park but as a roof that looks fine.

[Anonymous No.2810156]

>>2808648
>each step is waist high to a toddler
imagine not being 6'2 and needing to actually ascend those

[Anonymous No.2810159]

>>2808543
you could literally just change the position of the lower rail and they would fit vertically. better yet actually set the top rail to match the step slope and bottom rail at vertical balusters length. jfc such and easy fix with the least bit of consideration.

[Anonymous No.2810161]

>>2809684
unbalanced load of death

[Anonymous No.2810162]

>>2809973
>wood costs more than the pool
aaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.2810164]

>>2810040
my kids would love this

>>2810074
if it's a hospital, old folks home, government building etc. hell any kind of public space even if private it's a better idea than having a fall lawsuit.

[Anonymous No.2810165]

>>2810098
>what color shingle?
yes.

[Anonymous No.2810173]

>>2810159
every piece of wood in the angled sections is too short to so this

[Anonymous No.2810178]

>>2810152
not abomination at all actually good scrapper engineering

[Anonymous No.2810180]

>>2810164
>government building etc. hell any kind of public space
These are stairs outside of an art museum. Should they get a big ass railing every 6 feet across?

[Anonymous No.2810186]

>>2810108
>it really ties the room together

[Anonymous No.2810188]

>>2810180
Is that the Rocky one?

[Anonymous No.2810204]

>>2809544
as someone who swims laps, that's very cool

[Anonymous No.2810270]

>>2810042
Truly disgusting

[Anonymous No.2810272]

>>2810180
they probably have a cripple ramp on the side or something.
or at least some sort of handicap access

[Anonymous No.2810280]

>>2810042
who do I blame for this? hillbilly rednecks or insufferable woke hipsters?

[Anonymous No.2810290]

>>2810098
I've done this once. We had a surplus of extra shingles from past jobs that we couldn't return and were collecting dust in the warehouse. Some old client hag we knew from ages ago wanted a new roof. She didn't care about the color as nobody could see the roof shingles from the road or from her neighbours. We unloaded new old stock and she didn't know any better.

Shows up on google maps tho.

[Anonymous No.2810293]

>>2808267
>I am unable to climb stairs because reasons do you have an elevator?

[Anonymous No.2810294]

>>2809544
I feel like this could kill you

[Anonymous No.2810314]

>>2810098
I'm with >>2810153 & >>2810290
Clearly low income trailerpark, if they could save $1000 by using whatever the fuck leftover shingles from other jobs the contractor or supply warehouse had then its not an abomination. Shitty job on that ridge cap but otherwise who cares?

[Anonymous No.2810323]

>>2809655
It's not about the vague $300
It's about the $300 after putting in all the rest of the money to build your house

[Anonymous No.2810324]

>>2810042
Literally just sponge painting it the Colo of the stone would be plenty

>>2810112
This is low-key genius

[Anonymous No.2810329]

>>2810323
>It's about the $300 after putting in all the rest of the money to build your house
huh? Houses are basically money pits. There is always something that needs fixing, altering, maintaining, fuckin whatever. If you didn't have to do it this week it'll come up next month. If you neglect shit for months it turns into tens of thousands in repairs sometimes. I know this is /diy/ but its highly improbable 2 people are capable of doing everything conceivable for repairing, renovating, or maintaining on a house.

[SlipperyWhenWet00 No.2810490]

>>2807815
Either someone brewed too much Lipton lemon tea with Kermit or they had a gush moment in what they thought was a jacuzzi

[Anonymous No.2810497]

>>2810112
Normally Home Depot's skilled carpenters just screw little blocks under the treads and use the uncut stringers as skirt boards.

[Anonymous No.2810501]

>>2810173
you are retarded, wood is infinitely adjustable
just move the piece of wood parallel to the railing and suddenly the small pieces are not too short

[Anonymous No.2810502]

>>2810159
If you could rack the railing and balusters to pitch, the lower rail still needs to be withing 4" of the stairs. But the sections are too short now so just build it right the first time instead of hiring a hack.

[Anonymous No.2810503]

>>2809655
Then how about $30,000 for a marble slab railing, capped with copper? You're not poor are you?
$30,000 isn't very much money, after all -- really not in the "wealthy" territory at all -- and it'll last much longer and the patina on that copper will be just lovely.

[Anonymous No.2810504]

>>2810329
eh, not really. I mean yes there is maintenance that needs doing but if you built it right to begin with it will need only limited maintenance, and the parts that need maintaining will be easy and cheap to fix/replace.
The constant maintenance thing comes from repeatedly cutting corners or shitty design.

[Anonymous No.2810537]

>>2809544
This is fucking cool. I would ditch the glass, and replace it with some kind of wood railings
>>2810294
>steel supports
>concrete foundation
Looks good to me. Not like the usual redneck engineering we see in these threads.

[Anonymous No.2810539]

>>2810188
Yes

[Anonymous No.2810549]

>>2807713
This is fine for us Englishers, cause we do left foot right foot. but if not UK and do right foot first left foot then gona be a stupid. Keeping it up hard

[Anonymous No.2810552]

>>2810156
I'm having a staircase like this installed to keep midgets out.

[Anonymous No.2810557]

>>2810272
>they probably have a cripple ramp

[Anonymous No.2810610]

>>2810549
I think you've had enough to drink tonight, anon.

[Anonymous No.2810768]

>>2810180
do you want them to destroy the old world faster than they already are?

[Anonymous No.2810830]

>>2809655
>Buddy, $300 is comparatively pennies when owning a house.
And a single piece of railing is comparatively nothing when building a house.
If you're gonna inflate the price of every non-crucial component by 10x, and maybe 10% of the house is "non-crucial" (e.g. pool railings, garden paths - stuff you can compromise on without making the house worse to live in, so for example not the roof or the plumbing etc.), then you've nearly doubled the cost of the house by making those 10% cost another 100% of the original budget.

You don't just do that on a whim unless you actually have 200% budget sitting around.

[Anonymous No.2810832]

>>2810098
I think it's cute

[Anonymous No.2810838]

>>2810537
>fall out of the pool
>die

[Anonymous No.2810881]

>>2808994
Those steps are floating too lol

[Anonymous No.2810882]

>>2810108
>when you build a house in valheim before you unlock the pickaxe

[Anonymous No.2811149]

[Anonymous No.2811150]

[Anonymous No.2811152]

>>2810838
>fall out of the pool
That takes a special level of stupid

[Anonymous No.2811155]

>>2808994
>Strange how nobody caught this.
Humans can create dumbass arrangements of pillars. No need for an LLM.

[Anonymous No.2811266]

>>2811150
When you really need to keep out the disabled.

[Anonymous No.2811285]

[Anonymous No.2811303]

>>2810180
Those steps don't have to comply with building code because they are existing steps that pre-date the code. You wouldn't be allowed to build a new set of steps like that now.

[Anonymous No.2811323]

>>2811285
>genera

[Anonymous No.2811324]

>>2810838
Do you frequently jump 2 feet over the water line like a dolphin?

[Anonymous No.2811340]

>>2811323
genera, pronounced gen-era, is the ai-generated equivalent to genre.

[Anonymous No.2811416]

>>2811149
while this looks terrible whoever did the tile work was a certified master of the craft

[Anonymous No.2811450]

>>2811150
this is simple, an abomination, yes, but logical: owner dont want the water to come inside because the floor is below the surface.

[Anonymous No.2811464]

>>2808959
It's not real, it's AI

[Anonymous No.2811482]

>>2811285
jeez just rent a trailer from uhaul

[Anonymous No.2811486]

>>2811149
woah its like a fossil

[Anonymous No.2811748]

>>2811450
The small step would be more than enough to stop light rainwater from flowing in (also a simple raised doorsill would do the same job).
If bigger flooding is a concern, that tall step is absolutely not sealed against the walls anyway, any water level going up above the lower step would just flow into the door through the cracks on the sides between the step and the doorframe.

It really looks like the owner literally just doesn't want wheelchair users to come inside.

[Anonymous No.2811754]

>>2811149
should've been transparent, with blue led lighting from behind

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>>2811482
or just rent one from Home Depot while you're there

[Anonymous No.2811801]

>>2808147
TV too high sub reddit seething.

[Anonymous No.2811802]

>>2808276
That's actually a based way of getting water you need before the job is done

[Anonymous No.2811816]

>>2811285
Anyone have the vid of a car with PVC pipe going through both sides, it hit a power pole or something and shatters the pipes

[Anonymous No.2811818]

>>2810098
Here in Maine we call that the Marden's special.

[Anonymous No.2811820]

>>2811801

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>>2811801
>>2811820

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>>2811801
>>2811822

[Anonymous No.2811833]

>>2810188
Not pictured; all the scalpers, scammers, homeless meth addicts and pretzel stands. Fantastic armoury though, stuff in there I’ve never seen in such good condition.

[Anonymous No.2811902]

>>2811820
If there were a bed to lay down on and comfortably look upward it wouldn't be so bad...
>>2811823
... Like that exactly.

[Anonymous No.2812075]

>>2811285
>Buy a truck they said.
>So you can haul stuff, they said.
But, being an euro station wagon master race, what really grinds my gears is that only the biggest station wagons have a 2 m trunk when folded down and you can simply load 2.5 m by folding down to passenger seat too. I’m not as bad as the pictures, but damn, does that make loading shit needlessly complicated and unsafe.
(Well, at least a truck would t work either. They also don’t have 2 m. Sprinter is where it’s at!

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[Anonymous No.2812158]

>>2811149
impressive tile work.

[Anonymous No.2812159]

>>2812103
>>2812106
I guess that is "art"

[Anonymous No.2812174]

>>2812159
The first one? Probably.
(That looks surprisingly clean. Being out drinking with my buddies after climbing, we’d all go > challenge accepted! And try to piss in that)
The second one seems like someone build a Kotzbecken on a budget. At least the label on it says what it is.
> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speibecken

[Anonymous No.2812176]

>>2811779
A lot of those doors reveal an extensible chain hoist boom arm to lift equipment like air handlers and compressors.

[Anonymous No.2812178]

>>2809878
It's the fact that the load bearing posts don't anchor straight into a ground footing... the terminate on the railing. At least it looks like he matched it with another 4x4 directly beneath it.

[Anonymous No.2812179]

>>2812178
You don't know they're load bearing, but quite the autismal catch I guess.

[Anonymous No.2812303]

>>2812103
if you pinch the end of your dick just right and push, you could piss into this from the ground. You can also push pee into your balls though, so be careful if you try this.

[Anonymous No.2812335]

>>2812075
You just angle it in the bed.

[Anonymous No.2812405]

>>2807666
This feels like a video game model. Someone moved/scaled the wall around but didn't notice it is clipping through the stairs

[Anonymous No.2812424]

>>2812303
High Stakes Pissing

[Anonymous No.2812435]

>>2812106
Apparently that's a vomit bowl in a German pub's bathroom

[Anonymous No.2812458]

>>2807666
You could put trophies on that or something and shove your wife into them to impale her. She just tripped officer.

[Anonymous No.2812460]

>>2810045
>Mom found my piss bottles

[Anonymous No.2812472]

>>2810152
rockabilly landscaping

[Anonymous No.2812476]

>>2812103
rock climbers bathroom

[Anonymous No.2812527]

>>2809868
what is supporting that roof, looks like a sampson tie resting on the railing

[Anonymous No.2812528]

>>2810045
kerosene?

[Anonymous No.2812543]

>>2810042
The "people" who did this deserve summary execution

[Anonymous No.2812566]

[Anonymous No.2812618]

>>2810041

[Anonymous No.2812833]

>>2812527
It's sitting on top of the main support. But it should be tied to the main support at the walking surface, not at the railing.

[Anonymous No.2812834]

>>2812179
I, the owner of the house, can tell you they absolutely are load bearing. What you are looking at is one of four posts holding up the roof over that section of porch

[Anonymous No.2812855]

>>2812834
>I, the owner of the house
Did you build the deck, or did you buy the house knowing it has improper supports? Also, if that exterior wall to the right is a load bearing wall, those 4" posts aren't bearing much load and you're sperging out over nothing.

[Anonymous No.2812869]

>>2812855
I bought the house not knowing what I was looking at. Now I do. I don't know how much load that wall is bearing, because I didn't build the addition, or the porch coming off of it.

[Anonymous No.2812872]

>>2812869
>I don't know how much load that wall is bearing
Theres where you made an assumption. You assumed the deck was bearing the load of the entire exterior wall. When in reality it was the wall and those 4x4 posts are just holding up a tiny section of the roof that is otherwise cantilevered.

Protip: if you ask 5 tradesmen or 5 contractors about a specific issue, all 5 will say "the last guy did it wrong". Contractors smell their own farts for fun, and are usually wrong, but also kinda right. If the place isn't falling down, out of code, or kinda dangerous to be near, its fine. Stop pretending its an abomination when in reality that roof is holding UP those posts, and its not really resting down on them.

[Anonymous No.2812879]

>>2812872
Then why are they bowing outward?

[Anonymous No.2812881]

>>2812879
Are they actually bowing out, an effect of the camera lens, or just kinda installed crooked and not actually supporting anything anyway?

[Anonymous No.2812887]

>>2812881
I walk by them every day. They are definitely bowing out. Though, if I'm being honest, since I don't know how the roof was built, I can't really speak to your third listed alternative.

[Anonymous No.2812940]

>>2809063
Why the hell did you buy the place?

[Anonymous No.2812941]

>>2809321
It should be tilted so you're still looking at it straight-on center from your most common seating position if it's up that high.

[Anonymous No.2812943]

>>2810041
>Four-poster bathtub

[Anonymous No.2812983]

>>2809177
a homeless shelter near my usual bar has a door like this. oddly enough, so does the bar. my theory is they used to have balconies but had to tear them out since they're too close together, but the doors remain due to laziness

the shelter has boards on its, but ive heard the bar actually did put up a real wall on the inside the door to nowhere. but why they didnt remove the door is beyond me

[Anonymous No.2812986]

>>2810046
>the allen key is normal
>the wood peg is just drawn in shitty perspective not broken perspective
what a gyp

[Anonymous No.2813012]

>>2812618
yeesh

[Anonymous No.2813020]

>>2812618
i remember these fuzzy toilets were super popular in the 90s. as a kid i never understood why and was bewildered how stuff like that pic didnt happen more often

same for those shitty padded vinyl seats. they were always gross from butt sweat, let alone poop/pee stains

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[Anonymous No.2813066]

>>2810045
>how a gigchad hides fuel in rocket based vehicles in ksp

[Anonymous No.2813068]

>>2811285
I would see shit like this in south texas but with a retard hauling a pallet of concrete

[Anonymous No.2813107]

>>2812983
could also be for delivering large items that won't fit up a stairwell, such as a second floor piano, or battery backup machines for a webserver. I can think of two buildings at work that have these 2nd floor doors to outside. One has a piano in a 2nd floor auditorium, the other opens to a room full of basically pic related.

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>>2813114
https://youtu.be/i_0G6WPuss4?si=MuAuqu-MgY2Jn9GO

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>>2813147
Is this a result of code saying you cannot hang pipes below the joists?

[Anonymous No.2813306]

>>2812940
It's still a house. And somebody is going to be as stupid as I was when they buy it in a few years for 60% more than I paid for it. And I intend to fix a few of the things I mentioned. And it's my first house, so I didn't know what I was looking at most of the time.

[Anonymous No.2813320]

>>2813147
Holy fuck why.

Some HVAC retard cut the supporting joists for a load bearing wall in multiple places in my house and I want to cut their 1940s brake lines

The wall has sunk 3.5" from where it's supposed to be

[Anonymous No.2813451]

>>2812986
The allen key and wood peg both have the same perspective problem

[Anonymous No.2813560]

>>2810549
Hope you don't have a hangover Monday morning

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>>2809544
LGTM but there's a bit of a disconnect in my head where it doesn't feel like that support should be enough for that amount of water

[Anonymous No.2813586]

>>2810112
worse part of this picture desu

[Anonymous No.2813587]

>>2813055
This is genius
>elevator in garage
>enter house in car in garage and use elevator
>solicitors have to climb 20 steps to bother you

[Anonymous No.2813589]

>>2810045
probably cocaine dissolved in gasoline

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>>2813626
>when the nigger rig takes more effort than the real solution >>2813626

[Anonymous No.2813677]

>>2810098
Install a roof using free samples!

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>>2813683
I refuse to believe this is a real image from the 90s where the driveway is a 40 degree slope.

[Anonymous No.2813746]

>>2813683
Did the excavate the hill to be that steep?

[Anonymous No.2813747]

>>2810041
>Shower
>No curtain
>Literally everything outside the tub is thick carpet
How to make mold in three easy steps.
I live in a 40 year old mobile home that used to have carpet in the baths.
Shitcanned it because I couldn't take the smell anymore.
Just running a hot shower everyday for a couple months was enough to make it rank in there.

[Anonymous No.2813749]

>>2810045
Some shitskin's attempt to fool the drug dog, I'm guessing.

[Anonymous No.2813751]

>>2810557
kek

[Anonymous No.2813754]

>>2813068
As a Fellow South Texan, I believe you.
Once saw some retards load a Ford pickup with a fuckton of plywood.
Did they use straps like sensible people to keep it in place?
Nope. They sat a 300 pound fat chick on top of it and hit the road.
I wish I had a picture of it.
Saw those dipshits again a few months later. She was sitting on the toolbox in the bed.
Turns out, she was too fat to fit in the truck to begin with.

[Anonymous No.2813762]

>>2813055
Check'd
Imagine rolling out the red carpet every morning.

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>>2813683
>>2813696
>>2813746
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/steep-driveway-photos/

[Anonymous No.2813842]

>>2813810
Oh shit I work in Fayetteville. I'll drive by that sometime. The article says they regraded it all but still.

[Anonymous No.2813850]

>>2813809
Nah that rocks, futuristic egg shitter is a hella vibe

[Anonymous No.2813864]

>>2813809
Didn't the creator of this use animals as batteries at one point?

[Anonymous No.2813867]

>>2813626
>the poster
Worse than the diy

[Anonymous No.2813928]

>>2808549
just throw a culinex tablet in there every other week

[Anonymous No.2813930]

>>2813928
Or a quart of used motor oil twice a year.

[Anonymous No.2813936]

>>2808958
>boomer puts carpet in basement
>basement floods
>boomer's wife takes pictures of the water damage
Not exactly riveting but still a better love story then Twilight.

[Anonymous No.2813938]

>>2813936
Got an actual source on that or are you making up this story? Because none of that looks like a basement flood, or a basement.
>t. midwesterner with a flooded basement

[Anonymous No.2813944]

>>2808922

That was a funny thread and I love 3d printers and still think hard-core printer nerds are retarded

[Anonymous No.2813947]

>>2812075

Most SUVs nowadays can fold down the back rows of seats which just makes for a really big trunk.

Station wagons are pretty dead in the US unless you want to call crossovers one (I guess they're getting there). It's funny how my mother complains about how even when she was in school in the 70s her friends made fun of her for driving a station wagon

[Anonymous No.2813952]

>>2812983

> homeless shelter and alcoholic gathering spots have suicide doors

Now that's what I call based, although I suspect a proper drunk could just walk out of one on thin air like in the Looney Tunes.

[Anonymous No.2813956]

>>2811818
I too am from Maine.
Kennebec county
Can confirm.
My father in law has shingles 5 layers thick.

[Anonymous No.2813957]

>>2813683
Reminds me of the time I bought a 32'' CRT TV off craigslist. It was at literally the only house in the road with a sloped driveway and stairs at the front door, nearly fucking killed myself getting it into my car.

I still have and use that TV though, it was worth it.

[Anonymous No.2814035]

>>2813938
>none of that looks like a basement flood, or a basement.
Now that you mention it, I went back and took a longer look at the photo. What I thought was stairs down was in fact just another type of flooring. I thought the mess in the distance was basement clutteresque. My revised estimate is basement apartment, leaking roof or flooded 2nd floor bathroom.

[Anonymous No.2814054]

>>2810041
Based

[Anonymous No.2814064]

>>2812566
At least there's a nice pile of sharp bricks to break your fall if it fails.

[Anonymous No.2814124]

>>2809684
>put too many towels in washer, set to 2 spin cycles
>kill yourself in a way befitting a tom and Jerry cartoon because you went downstairs at the wrong moment to get a glass of milk
Tfw

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>>2813947
>made fun of her for driving the ultimate sex wagon
Their loss!

[Anonymous No.2814147]

>>2811303
>You wouldn't be allowed to build a new set of steps like that now.
That's dumb. So we just can't have cool buildings anymore?

[Anonymous No.2814150]

>>2808994
4 mommy

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>>2809684
>>2810042
>>2810044
>>2810108
>>2810112
>>2813055

lmao

[Anonymous No.2814364]

>>2814129
ah, the fuck you cyclist hitch
based

[Anonymous No.2814366]

>>2811303

Who's going to stop me, the stair police? I ascend as I please

[Anonymous No.2814417]

>>2808958
>>2808290
my guess is a leaky trash bag, on top of the cardboard in the background, for a week or three. Someone finally takes the stinky leaky bag out, the contents have run off and underneath the cardboard, so they drag the now-moldy cardboard away, and the fluid pooled on top of the cardboard runs off the edge and makes the puddles near the blue curtain. Meanwhile the trash juice that was underneath the cardboard slides off on the carpet as it's being dragged, making the rake-shaped pattern on the left with the white shower curtain ring on top of it. All of it still very stinky, but let's say a mixture of beer, barbecue sauce and coffee; it's definitely not the right color to be blood.

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>>2808922
>>/diy/thread/2807361
in case anyone doesnt know what this is like me

[Anonymous No.2814513]

>>2808936
>Reservoir Dogs
lol, youre not allowed to call other people normies.

[Anonymous No.2814515]

>>2810838
>>fall out of the pool

[Anonymous No.2814516]

>>2813066
lol

[Anonymous No.2814518]

>>2811823
a vampire took this photo!

[Anonymous No.2814520]

>>2809544
no cross bracing
Get a few waves going in the water and the whole thing'll be thrown off-kilter

[Anonymous No.2814524]

[Anonymous No.2814527]

some OC. helped my dad build a deck for his trailer one summer. we finished the floor right before i left for school. came back next year and he put the railings and roof on but its all fucked up. not sure how we're gonna fix it.

[Anonymous No.2814529]

>>2814527
lol, looks like whoever built my back porch struck again

[Anonymous No.2814530]

>>2814527
Pull that shit down and start again.

[Anonymous No.2814531]

>>2814530
youre suckin the glass dick you think im doing that.

[Anonymous No.2814533]

>>2814504
ML bullshit is cheating.

[Anonymous No.2814539]

>>2814531
Would you rather it collapse on your old man while he's enjoy a miller high life? 'sides, it'd be a nice father-son bonding experience

[Anonymous No.2814549]

>>2814539
>Would you rather it collapse on your old man while he's enjoy a miller high life?
he doesnt even use it! i spent weeks building that shit in the hot texas sun, and the bitch has been cluttered with tools and junk for years! the furniture shoved into a corner, unusable!
i built the floor. is it the prettiest deck floor in the world? no, but at least its sturdy and doesnt sag six fuckin inches. then he goes and fucks up the roof. and then he doesnt even use the thing. if he wants me to build a solid roof, fine, but he can take down his garbage himself. otherwise we're jacking it up with a 4 by and calling it a day.

[Anonymous No.2814597]

>>2814533
the flood of bullshit laps at your toes, deniers be like >>>/wsg/5585563

[Anonymous No.2814609]

>>2814549
God bless 4bys.

Also, I take it you guys forgot to tell the county about your building plans?

[Anonymous No.2814672]

Had a home inspector go over a duplex prior to making an offer, apparently the AC in the attic was disconnected and a new one installed in the second bedroom closet, with no return ducting just a grill installed in the closet and bedroom doors. fucking boomers

[Anonymous No.2814769]

>>2814672
but where does the heat go?

[Anonymous No.2814802]

>>2814769
>where does the heat go
outside, to keep the lizards and bugs warm

[Anonymous No.2814805]

>>2814527
It is japanese inspiration.

[Anonymous No.2814810]

>>2809610
That's clearly Australia

[Anonymous No.2814816]

>>2814527
Lmao. Too much weight is obviously on that poor 2x4. You have a few options:
>Replace it with a 4x4
>Add cross braces
>Add 2 more pillars (you already have bases for them)
>Replace those crappy planks that are nailed to the corrugated steel with another beam that spans the full length. Now you have 2 beams supporting the weight instead of 1

[Anonymous No.2814866]

>>2814816
those crappy planks are called purlins, they are not meant to support the structure of the roof. They are for nailing roof panels on. Replacing them with beams would be mostly harmful.
>Let's add more weight to the sagging roof

The only proper fix is to but a stronger beam UNDER the roof, supporting the rafters. A 4x4 is also the wrong answer because you're adding strength on the wrong axis!

2x6 or 2x8 or 2x10.

[Anonymous No.2814871]

>>2814866
>Let's add more weight to the sagging roof
It would be a rigid body supported by the pillars to the side. It would support the rafters which pull down from below. That would require bolting them right, so it would be my last choice of solution.
I agree adding depth is the right choice.
This whole setup looks like it will fall apart at the first hurricane, so the whole point is moot.

[Anonymous No.2814875]

>>2809684
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.2814885]

>>2814513
And who's going to stop me? You?

[Anonymous No.2814905]

[Anonymous No.2814922]

>>2814905
People have no idea how hard it is to schedule three companies that don't want to do maintenance work to do maintenance and the city wants to fuck each one of them for 5k $ because they can.

[Anonymous No.2814994]

>>2807666
>dabs on homeless people while pretending to give a shit about wheelchair cripples

[Anonymous No.2815016]

>>2809544
Alternate angle

[Anonymous No.2815118]

>>2814503
Was there an intention to put a door in the recessed part?

[Anonymous No.2815123]

>>2814994
genius like this doesn't belong in an abominations thread, ylyl would be a better place for it

[Anonymous No.2815129]

>>2814597
>botpost replying to post calling out botshit
???

[Anonymous No.2815160]

>>2814905
Hey, this is just like near my house!

[Anonymous No.2815243]

>>2808267
Step out of elevator... fall down 5 floors of stairs... Elevator is waiting at bottom with doors open... fall into elevator all dazed and confused... elevator takes you back to the 5th floor...

Profit?

[Anonymous No.2815360]

>>2814871
nice pic
See this is why I don't ignore things like Abominations threads.
Even the shit on /diy/ that is supposed to be useless sometimes has some real good info.

I had no idea about that beam stuff.
Thanks for posting!

[Anonymous No.2815399]

[Anonymous No.2815403]

>>2814129
This hitch is used for punching people's cars. If you see a car like this, key him for me. He will back into your parked car because he thinks it's funny.

[Anonymous No.2815440]

>>2815360
abominations are often the best thread on diy

[Anonymous No.2815482]

>>2815360
>>2815440

/diy/ is unironically a mix of good bants and jokes even in ironic shitpost topics and on topic threads tend to be uniformly high-quality. It is also the fourth most racist board on 4chan. /diy/ is a board to be proud of.

[Anonymous No.2815545]

>>2815129
I made that post, I was pointing out that the threads we love are in danger. It was sort of botposty though, I understand why you thought so.

>>2814871
this picture is from the same guy as the identifying wood meme, I bought his book on ebay but it had a slightly different picture on the front

[Anonymous No.2815712]

>>2808147
Once you recline it's perfect. You just sit back and watch the movie.

[Anonymous No.2815724]

>>2815482
>It is also the fourth most racist board on 4chan
/v/ is obviously the second most racist
but what is the third?

[Anonymous No.2815734]

>>2814527
You can fix this without replacing the beam. Just grab some sheet metal steel and cut it so it runs along the top and bottom side of the beam, and screw it in good. You’re essentially building a hillbilly I-beam. Rather than resisting flexing force itself, the steel will be resisting the stretching and squeezing force that the top and bottom of beams receive.

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[Anonymous No.2815764]

>>2815763
I don't hate this and I cannot explain why.

[Anonymous No.2815779]

>>2815764
Looks like a Japanese kitchen. They don't use driers and may have the washer in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.2815810]

>>2815724
wsg

[Anonymous No.2815820]

>>2815724
/gif/

[Anonymous No.2815879]

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[Anonymous No.2815883]

>>2815743
what's wrong with that?
>>2815763
looks comfy AF desu
real pain to maintain I'm sure

[Anonymous No.2815902]

[Anonymous No.2815904]

>>2815763
>Yeah, we live in a big house. my husband owns a scrap yard

[Anonymous No.2815907]

[Anonymous No.2815938]

>>2815883
the sistered 2x4's aren't really the problem, they need more screws, but the deck's joists should be 2x6.

[Anonymous No.2815939]

>>2815902
this one also belongs in a ylyl thread

[Anonymous No.2815970]

>>2815902
>anon soundproofs a shed... for reasons

[Anonymous No.2815983]

>>2814524
This could've worked as the dream house of an mtv era professional skateboarder except there's not enough porch and too much handrail

[Anonymous No.2816054]

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[Anonymous No.2816072]

>>2811823
>tv of Damocles
Yeah, no thanks.

[Anonymous No.2816088]

>>2813809
Oh God it gets worse the longer you look at it

[Anonymous No.2816105]

>>2809612
The only thing that looks expensive to me is the grading and concrete pour, my bet is that it's otherwise a relatively inexpensive build and may even be a prefab that the owner DIYed because it looks a lot like some I've seen. A real rich person would have that hot tub in the ground, the grass and plants would be in much better shape, and they definitely wouldn't have used those Hescos.

>>2809640
I live in LA myself and have been to quite a few high-end properties (rich relatives and work in a luxury business) and I've never seen those rock-filled Hescos anywhere except infrastructure, actually the only major installation around me is a railroad embankment.

[Anonymous No.2816107]

>>2811754
kek imagine seeing your turds going through it

[Anonymous No.2816112]

>>2816062
>winch/block and tackle lift doors
Actually not a bad idea versus having to haul everything up the stairs. Could even make a ladder truck's rescue easier.

[Anonymous No.2816114]

>>2816072
It's a static load, and TVs aren't that heavy these days.

But I think if you're going to put in that much effort, why not just mount it flat to the ceiling?

[Anonymous No.2816128]

[Anonymous No.2816138]

>>2816128
>hazard tape for stairs
Is this for some retard school? I would guess the plywood would be to catch them if they begin to fall down the stairs.

[Anonymous No.2816142]

>>2816138
>Is this for some retard school?
Its so your attorney has something to point at showing a visual warning there is a trip hazard or a step ledge there. Just notice next time you're at a business with steps in it. Theres always a useless railing even if its 1 step, powered lights next to it, and often a "CAUTION THERES A FUCKIN STEP HERE" sign somewhere next to it. Enough people got sued for some dumbass tripping up or down stairs hurting themselves and suing the business successfully winning.

[Anonymous No.2816151]

>>2816128
>>2816138
>>2816142
this is normally done to stop assholes from riding bikes down stairs. what you are seeing is a parking garage. each level has a different photo on it and thats how you remember what level your car is parked on

[Anonymous No.2816155]

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[Anonymous No.2816182]

>>2816128
Replace the wood with thick steel and make the barriers go all the way to the ground and that'd be a pretty based defensive position.

[Anonymous No.2816198]

[Anonymous No.2816217]

>>2811818
Who's Marden?

[Anonymous No.2816301]

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[Anonymous No.2816367]

>>2816327
Hello Escher

[Anonymous No.2816440]

>>2807713
Those are witch stairs. They're done that way because apparently witches can't climb them.

[Anonymous No.2816446]

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[Anonymous No.2816449]

>>2816446
The strand-board walls really accent the 70 year old plain cabinets. Neat idea but dude probably doesn't understand letting water and other dust in between those un-mortared river stones is going to make that bathroom a stinky biohazard in about 12 months.

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>>2816446
>>2816449
all it needs now is 40 gallons of chinkshit epoxy poured over the top so the next owner needs a backhoe to break that retarded shit out of there

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>>2816446
>>2816449
It does look really nice though.

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>>2816516
greenhouse made from salvaged windows, nothin wrong with that

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>>2816449
he's creating a more natural habitat for the silverfish, pillbugs, and spiders to hide and live that would normally just hide under the sink n bathtub

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>>2816446
Is it retarded?
Yes!
Do I want it?
Fuck yes!

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>>2813683
the approach/departure would be fine, it's the breakover that'll get most vehicles.

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>>2813809
>Men in Brown

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>>2812106
That's for throwing up, so you can keep drinking.

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>>2816458
>design passivly reminds you to eat healthy
Whats the problem?

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>>2813809
imagine the smell

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>>2817488
Sometimes you just gotta do the best you can with the tools ya got.

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>>2817505
And sometimes you see a problem and pick the worst method on hand to accomplish it.

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nu thred when this one dies
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>>2816777
Fuck yeah, my boy MC Esch representin

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>>2815744

Sometimes I see something fucking stupid and instead of thinking ‘wtf’ Instead it’s ‘sure, why not’ This is one of those times

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>>2816516
>>2816559
that's stellar

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>>2809544
Turning it into a winter ice rink would be so much fun.

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>>2811149
Very impressive work with the tile cutter.

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>>2811822
This gives off prison vives

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>>2813055
I feel like the run out of windows midway through building this

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>>2815016
I like it desu. Houses usually have a pool of that volume that is just round and it's completely pointless other than to get soaked. At least here you can swim a bit

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>>2815744
someone is taking the castle doctrine literally

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>>2817501
>the elevation makes the user feel more powerful and gets a great view from the window

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>>2808267
Not bad

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>>2810108
I would love to have a cool rock in my basement

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>>2810280
this isnt in the US you moron

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>>2817501
I thought that was a useless door on the left at first.

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>>2815820
/gif/ has constant bbc threads

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>>2814871
this is by the meme man

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>>2818150
It's artificial, some discord faggots force it there

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>>2813055

this might be the back of the house, with a more normal front, but there is a house number, so ?