Making mustard gas

[Anon gas maker No.2802955]

To make mustard gas you will need:
Bleach
Amonia
tight rubber tube (can be replaced with a bloon or a condom)
a gasmask your safety
something to put the gas in

Step by step:
1. Open your bleach and put in amonia, close it quickly and shake it to mix the chemicals.
2. Prepear your tube (if you are using a baloon or condom cut its top) and put its entrance over the container you want to store your gas in.
3. Put the second end of your tube over the mixed bleach and amonia and open it, letting the gas into your container thro the tube.
4. Wait some time to let the gas pass and close your container.

CONGRATULATIONS!
You made yourself mustard gas!

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