What's the easiest way to kill yourself with minimal resources

[Anonymous No.2765263]

Finna leave soon

[Anonymous No.2765276]

>>2765263
Go to Canada and ask for MAID

[Anonymous No.2765277]

>>2765263
>unironically wanting to kill yourself.
What are you, a 13 year old angsty girl?
Frequent /lgbt/?

Go outside, pick up a hammer and stop being a little fucking bitch.

[Anonymous No.2765283]

The authors report a case of suicide by hydrogen sulfide in Australia. A young woman was located in a car wearing protective eyewear. A tub of foamy yellow substance and a quantity of hydrochloric acid and lime sulfur were also located in the rear of the vehicle. Morphological findings at autopsy were nonspecific. Toxicologic analysis of a specimen of leg blood detected elevated levels of methemoglobin. If Australia follows a similar trend to Japan and the United States, it is possible that incidences of such cases will rise, probably because of Internet dissemination. From a public health perspective, emergency service providers and forensic case workers should be aware of the potential hazards to themselves and others when dealing with such cases.

[Anonymous No.2765284]

>>2765283
>A young woman
pottery
Thanks ChatGPT

[Anonymous No.2765286]

>>2765283
>hydrogen sulfide
She synthesized farts to fart herself to death? You fart weirdos shouldnt have access to AI bots.

[Anonymous No.2765289]

>>2765263
>minimal resources
rope is quite cheap you can even use belts etc
using the gas method is the most painless heard nitrogen is also a good contender

[Anonymous No.2765305]

Carbon monoxide, sleeping pills and booze in a sealed room.

Knock yourself out

[Anonymous No.2765326]

>>2765289
Until they clamp down on it, can't buy pure helium here anymore without a loicence because people were using it to an hero.

[Anonymous No.2765330]

>>2765326
better stock up now

[Anonymous No.2765331]

>>2765263
Take it upon yourself to stop shoplifters. You'll either be killed or create a life worth living.

[Anonymous No.2765341]

>>2765277
>hammering yourself to death
Chris anon that's pretty fucking metal.

[Anonymous No.2765386]

>>2765326
get 100% nitrogen instead

[Anonymous No.2765390]

>>2765331
Anon has a valid point.

[Anonymous No.2765418]

>>2765263
not the diy you have in mind fella

[Anonymous No.2765421]

>>2765263
Don’t kill yourself. You’ll die one day eventually, so you might as well see what happens until then.

[Anonymous No.2765516]

>>2765289
Hanging seems straight forward
I imagine you can make yourself pass out by hyperventilating and pressing your carotid amd make it painless if youre so inclined

[Anonymous No.2765519]

>>2765421
Awww, picrel looks so nice. Second the wait and see, I was suicidal once after the death of a family member, it passed. Now I'm in Canada where my government wants me to die, I live on out of spite.

[Anonymous No.2765525]

>>2765263
>any place of sufficient height
>jump
You won't feel shit, you basically explode on impact. Can't find such a place? Just fake being interested in buying an apartment in the tallest building you can find, get in, jump.

[Anonymous No.2765531]

>>2765421
>just live in constant mental or physical pain, bro. My life is fine, so yours will be too.

[Anonymous No.2765583]

>>2765263
1. extension cord
2. punch hole in ceiling
then you just neck yourself from the rafter. you don't even need shoe laces.

[Anonymous No.2765586]

>>2765326
that's not the reason. maybe you should go touch grass

[Anonymous No.2765588]

>>2765519
do you get anything for state assisted suicide? like a last meal? hospital care? because I'm thinking you could milk that system repeatedly and back out a the last minute.

[Anonymous No.2765640]

Shallow water whiteout

[Anonymous No.2765642]

>>2765531
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOYYYYY

[Anonymous No.2765661]

Jump from a big-ass building, make sure you go head-first like a diver. Do a flip for points.

[Anonymous No.2765670]

>>2765263
The public transit system in my city has trains which have big fuckin wheels on em. Yours might too. I'd lay with my neck on the track, after sundown, in a spot where I'm not easily seen until it's too late like around a turn, in one of the sections of rail by the highway where they get up to 50mph. Had this as my escape plan for a long time. I've inspected the trains nonchalantly and I'm confident it'd take my head clean off. no way it'd push me out of the way somehow even if it slowed down. The front "bumper" is high above the ground. it could probably slice through 3 people stacked on top of one another without even touching the bumper.