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What is the quietest way to cut or break one link on a metal chain? I need to work at night and I don't want to wake anyone up

>> No.2714442

>help me break in /diy/

>> No.2714445

Personally, I just put the chain in the crook of my elbow and flex my massive biceps which rips even the most sturdy chain into pieces. However, always remember to wear safety glasses since the subsequent explosion is of a such high power that you could get molten metal in your eyes

>> No.2714449

Bolt cutters. The loudest part of that will be when the broken chain falls.

How loud is thermite?

>> No.2714490

Thermite can be very loud depending on noise pollution/amount of thermite. A small amount shouldn't make any more than 40db.

>> No.2714493 [DELETED] 

Leave their property alone, Jamal.

>> No.2714538 [DELETED] 

It's called reparations cumskin.

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unrelated but whats the quietest way to break a pane of glass

>> No.2714592

Put the chain in a vacuum. The lack of particles in the vacuum doesn't allow for vibration or sound to be heard.

You can also try freezing it to the point it just shatters. Put into some cryo chamber and remove when frozen. Break. ???? Profit.

>> No.2714594 [DELETED] 

Okay I got in. What's the quietest way to rape my neighbor's daughter?

>> No.2714595

Depending on the glass, it’s really not loud when you shatter glass with some pointy thing like a rescue tool or whatever. It’s just a small tap, but then you would have to grab the larger pieces out before they all come crashing down.


>> No.2714596

flood the house with carbon dioxide and fuck away when everyone is dead.
in Minecraft

>> No.2714613

Also what's the quietest way to disassemble a body?

>> No.2714617

shape charge, should cut through that baby in a fraction of a milisecond.

>> No.2714628
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>> No.2714638

Take her to space. You can yell as loud as you want, but no one can hear you because there no particles for the vibrations to bounce off. Also, space is pretty vast and usually empty. Just watch out for the Hubble. Those are some nosy motherfuckers.

>> No.2714687

Put the chain in an anechoic chamber. Use a microphone to record the sound, then use speakers to give the opposite wavelengths to cancel out the noise.

>> No.2714743

wtf is wrong with you.?

>> No.2714745

bepis confirmed for man of the darker variety

>> No.2714865

I simply whip out my dick and smash the chain with it. The size of my cock muffles the sound and the chain is nothing but powdered metal afterwards so makes no noise when falling to the ground. You'd best wear a face mask if you choose to do this though as breathing metal dust is not recomended.

>> No.2714875

My mother was a whore and neglected me. I take out my anger while also Imagining I'm the men she fucked so I can feel close to her.

>> No.2715105

Isn’t he the poster who usually puts a pack of Newports in his pics?

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You got the wrong guy. My momma just died last week. I aint like that. I can’t breathe!

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Wood chipper

>> No.2716513

that's his wife's bull

>> No.2716522

throw spark plug at them.

>> No.2716535

Use a roll of contact paper to the glass before you break it. No muss, no fuss.

>> No.2716723

Battery powered 4 inch grinder.

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>> No.2717279

A small cordless abrasive cutoff tool (bring extra discs) would work a treat.
Ryobi are surprisingly decent (my bro prefers his to his Milwaukee).

>> No.2717288

>middle of the night
yeah no

>> No.2717289 [DELETED] 

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Women what are your thoughts on pro choice, pro life and abortion abolishinism?

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>> No.2717290

>this video is age restricted

>> No.2717291

They are not silent but many are not loud and tend quieter than large angle grinders. Want really quiet but you will never buy it? A portable oxy-acetylene cutting torch.

I bring mine to shorten heavy steel items to fit my trailer so your chain will be no problem. Practice turning the acetylene on low so it lights quietly then add oxygen.
You will never buy it.

Bolt cutters can be awkward but don't make much noise. Quiet alternative is buy matching lock, good pics etc and learn to pick it but you will never do it.

>> No.2717449

No, he’s going to steal them. What kind of consumer do you think asks about how to quietly break chains and glass?
>the same one building 129dB soundproof rooms

>> No.2717706

A diamond hand file.

>> No.2717950

Black Americans owe white Americans a fortune when you analyze welfare payouts
Let us know what you're giving your kind white neighbor that you need to leave it in his shed

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Can niggers not into lock picking?

>> No.2718141

You said no noise not fast

>> No.2718387

Thermite tends to weld hence its use on railroad rail for that purpose.

>> No.2718390

Thieves cannot always steal the tools they want, for example stealing acetylene is unlikely unless you hit a shop and that's yet another burglary.

>> No.2718570

2000 degree celsius tungsten rod will be basically silent minus a bit of a phwoosh of the steamyness

>> No.2718881

Needs power though. Hobart briefly made a battery-powered MIG which could be used with a carbon arc torch but either method is bright as fuck.

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>> No.2718907

inductive heating until it melts

>> No.2719037

Entropy. Might take a while

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>> No.2720203

Karate chop

>> No.2720335

Glass cutter and some suction cups.

>> No.2721350

>Put the chain in a vacuum
Just remove the gravity around it

>> No.2721352

Just get a cordless grinder and sneeze really loudly when you cut the chain, duh

>> No.2721360

Apply tape on the glass, after make tape handle, hit with sharp object, pull glass out with the tape handle... your welcome

>> No.2721371

For fucking years. I see this faggot every time I return unfortunately.

>> No.2721534

Leave it alone Tyrone

>> No.2721544

>For fucking years. I see this faggot every time I return unfortunately.

you do realize he has that faggot tendency to love it when people point out how much he sucks? (like this post; he genuinely loves this)

>> No.2721586

his responses are some of the most beta pathetic shit I've seen
>ha ha you got me good! I sure am a cuck XD!!

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>haters gonna hate
Love u 2 bby

>> No.2721615

I hope you beat your kids so they leave you to die in a nursing home

>> No.2721618

>step kids

>> No.2721620

expected response

>> No.2721807
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What am I supposed to do? Take my ball and go home because 2 random people on the internet are complaining about tripcodes?

Nah, I’d rather stay and let other anons fondle my balls of wisdom.

>> No.2721813

>Ryobi are surprisingly decent (my bro prefers his to his Milwaukee).

I do a lot of my 5 finger discount purchases with a Milwaukee cordless and a cut off wheel. Protip: Use a spray bottle of water to prevent a shower of sparks, the noise is bad enough, when wet, they cut just as quick and less sparks equal less attention.

Happy shopping!

>> No.2721841